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Post by riche on Jan 25, 2007 16:33:02 GMT -5
I might have to add another picture, should I? I'm not going to say no. |
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Jan 25, 2007 16:40:17 GMT -5
For you Riche |
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Post by riche on Jan 25, 2007 16:48:42 GMT -5
Thanks LII2. Stillman: You look blue Lil'. I know what'll cheer you up. Did you hear about the blonde who resolved to have three children because she heard that one out of four children in the world are born Chinese? No? How about this one: Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: Because they can't get their head in the jar. No?!? You're killing me! Not a fan of the blonde jokes huh? (I had to search quite hard for some clean blonde jokes  ) |
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Jan 25, 2007 16:57:50 GMT -5
Stillman- Does someone want an ice cream with sprinkles
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Post by riche on Jan 25, 2007 17:08:01 GMT -5
Stillman: Is your wife a...goer...eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Nudge nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more...know what I mean?
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Jan 25, 2007 17:10:32 GMT -5
Stillman- How's my little girl doing today, you do know that I am your father
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Post by riche on Jan 25, 2007 17:12:28 GMT -5
Stillman- How's my little girl doing today, you do know that I am your father Lil', I'm your father. |
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Jan 29, 2007 10:13:29 GMT -5
A new one, another as always will be at the end of the week  |
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Lilly's Bedroom 
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Post by boxman on Jan 29, 2007 13:57:58 GMT -5
Lilly: Guys, wait a minute... We need to go back. This ain't a cup of hot coffee, it's a cup of hot chocoluv...  Er, I mean hot chocolate.  Jeffries:  Lil....  |
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Post by riche on Jan 29, 2007 15:28:11 GMT -5
Lilly: No way guys! I am not falling for that trick again where you make we walk over the manhole cover. I remember the last time, it was all Marilyn Monroe with my coat over my head. What this time? Was I supposed to fall down it?
Lilly: HORMONES!?! You do know what happens when women spend a lot of time together, right? Better keep a close eye on your pet bunny Vera!
Lilly: Not your type hey! I'm everybody's type! You all want me, and you know it! Oh, you were talking about ADA Thomas 
Scotty: Oh oh, looks like Lil got the cup with the shrinking powder in it
Lilly: Vera? Why you got a flag sticking out the top of your head?
Scotty: Rush? Lilly: Gum! I can't move 
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Lilly Rush
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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on Jan 29, 2007 16:38:18 GMT -5
Stillman: So Lil, did you hear about the two antennas that got married? Lilly: Urge to kill....RISING. *** For the latest image.  *I couldn't resist.* |
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Post by riche on Jan 29, 2007 17:10:19 GMT -5
So what happened to the two antennas that got married? We need to know!
If we are going down the text adventure route:
> Look
You are in a city. You see three policeman in plain clothes. Each is holding a cup of coffee. Two of them are looking at you puzzled. There is a manhole cover. There are exits North, South, East and Down.
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Jan 29, 2007 17:31:16 GMT -5
Out of the fun of it , I've decided to post another one  |
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Jan 29, 2007 17:40:07 GMT -5
Vera= Ha, I knew you two would make a cute couple
Jefferies- Wedding bells are ringing
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Post by riche on Jan 29, 2007 17:45:42 GMT -5
Stillman: Here are you names... Mr. Pink, Mrs White, Mr. Blue and Mr. Brown.
Scotty: Why am I Mr. Pink?....
Later:
Lilly: Mr. Pink uh?
Scotty: Why couldn't we pick our own colours? (sorry, "colors")
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Jan 29, 2007 17:52:54 GMT -5
Scotty- I love you
Vera- Rush and Valens sitting in a tree (singing)
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Post by riche on Jan 29, 2007 18:06:42 GMT -5
Scotty: Well, that's not how your sister used to do it!
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Lilly Rush
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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on Jan 29, 2007 21:21:09 GMT -5
((Ever hear about the two antennas that got married? The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great!!))
Photographer: Ok you four if I could just get you to look over here!
*ignored*
Come on guys! Look at the lens.
*ignored*
I give up!
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Jan 31, 2007 14:06:18 GMT -5
Another one, two more coming soon  |
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Post by riche on Jan 31, 2007 14:40:05 GMT -5
Sorry, I'm on a Friends thing again to start off with.
Scene: Lilly's house, Scotty is simulating he’s coming to pick up Lilly for a date. Scotty knocks on the door, and Lilly answers it.
Scotty: (in a fake voice) Hi there.
Lilly: That’s that weird voice again.
Scotty: Okay! Okay! Let me try it again, you’re gonna wanna date this next guy, I swear!
(Lilly closes the door, Scotty knocks, and Lilly opens it to reveal Scotty on his knees.)
Scotty: Hi! I’m Dorf! Your date for the evening. (Lilly walks away in disgust) Oh come on! Dorf on dating, that’s good stuff!!
Lilly: Is that a book in your hand or are you just pleased to see me?
Lilly: (slams door, very hard in Scotty's face) That's for going near my sister!
Scotty: &*:?@^!
Lilly: I do NOT want to buy a copy of the Watch Tower!
Scotty: I understand you've got a problem with your plumbing miss?
(70s music starts)
Lilly: Yes, I do sir. My pipes need a good seeing to. I hope you've brought your big wrench with you?
Scotty: Excuse me Ma'am. We've been getting some complaints from the neighbours about the cat smell.
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Er, I mean hot chocolate. 
Lil.... 
