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Post by longislanditalian2 on Jan 31, 2007 14:47:07 GMT -5
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Jan 31, 2007 14:50:04 GMT -5
Another one  |
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Post by riche on Jan 31, 2007 14:56:37 GMT -5
Sorry, I have to do this. Apologies all round.
Stillman: Nice a**!
I'll try and come up with something a little more highbrow later.
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Post by riche on Jan 31, 2007 18:01:03 GMT -5
Stillman: Need a hand with that typewriter Lilly? OK, maybe I went too far the other way with that one 
Stillman: Scotty, you going out with the Vice Squad again? The wig's a good match but I don't think Lilly's going to appreciate you borrowing her clothes.
Stillman: Having a blonde moment again Lilly? The paper doesn't go in that way.
Lilly: Scotty's fallen asleep on the floor, help me push this typewriter onto his head.
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Jan 31, 2007 18:32:06 GMT -5
Stillman- Was that you Lil
Stillman- What are you reading
Lilly- Love letters from Scotty
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Post by Naj on Jan 31, 2007 19:37:03 GMT -5
Lilly: "See this is where I hide all the crusts of the top of each piece of pizza. I hate eating the crusts." |
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Post by boxman on Jan 31, 2007 23:17:21 GMT -5
 Lilly: Scotty! What a surprise! Come inside... I just ordered some Chinese food. Scotty: Uhh, Lilly.... That's what I'm here for. Lilly:  Scotty: One "Number Eight Special"? That will be $7.50, please.... Stillman: Lilly, is everything okay?? Lilly: No.  The monitor is missing, and I don't understand why the keyboard for this computer is so big.  Stillman: Lilly, that's not a computer. That's a typewriter. Lilly: Stillman: A typewriter, Lilly. A T-Y-P-E-W-R-I-T-E-R.  Lilly: OHHHHhhhh.....  Nevermind!  |
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Feb 1, 2007 13:19:37 GMT -5
Two Bonus pictures for now, next one coming soon   |
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Post by riche on Feb 1, 2007 15:26:33 GMT -5
 Person on left: You want answers? Lilly: I think I'm entitled. Person on left: You want answers? Lilly: I want the truth. Person on left: You can't handle the truth.
Lilly: I don't care what you did to those people, just kiss me!
Lilly: You know you don't have to act with me, Scotty. You don't have to say anything, and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Scotty? You just put your lips together and... blow.
 Person on left: You've got something on your chin. Ben & Jerry's? Lilly: No, Ray & Joseph's. 
Lilly: (very muffled) Who put glue on the donuts?!?  |
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Post by Naj on Feb 1, 2007 20:23:33 GMT -5
Lilly: "I do so have a private life and two men I've been smoozing with. So there!" |
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Feb 2, 2007 13:39:35 GMT -5
As promised Two new Bonus ones   |
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Post by riche on Feb 2, 2007 14:44:31 GMT -5
You're not making our lovely Lilly look too good in some of these LII2 
 Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's The Black Avenger, The Blonde Bombshell and Fatman! He leaps to conclusions at a single interview! X- Ray vision helps her see through another boyfriend and has cat like... well, cats! And he flys off... in a rage at the drop of a basketball.
(loud music) Ohhhhh, Bodyform Jeffries: Who's singing that? Why does that always happen when Rush is walking past? Vera: OK, I'm going to start shooting...
Vera: I am NOT losing that bet. I'll take my pants off, that'll make her blink.
Jeffries: Nick, it's done it again. I told you this LillyBot3000 crashed all the time. Vera: I'll phone the help line you find the serial number. I think it's underneath.
(Lilly starts to rise) Vera: And there she blows.
 I can't make a funny comment about that, it bothers me seeing her like that  I'll work on it for later  |
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Feb 2, 2007 14:50:08 GMT -5
Sorry RichE, here is a better picture of Lilly just for you  |
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Post by riche on Feb 2, 2007 14:58:52 GMT -5
 Now that's the sort of Lilly image I can get on board with Thanks LII2. I can't think of a funny caption just yet, only Ahhh, sooooo cute. |
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Post by riche on Feb 2, 2007 15:05:21 GMT -5
Lilly: All right. Umm, you could uh start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, 3, 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7, …7..…7…7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7…(mouths 7)!
Lilly can't wake up without her furry alarm clock. (That's from an ad on British TV for cat food. The phrase always struck me as really rather odd.) There's certainly a lot of potential there I'm just not sure I can 'say' most of it
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Feb 2, 2007 15:06:48 GMT -5
Lilly- I am dreaming of who???
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Post by riche on Feb 2, 2007 15:25:33 GMT -5
Lilly: So what do you think, Scotty? All I need is a title. I was thinking along the lines of "No TV and No Beer Make Lilly Something Somthing." Scotty: "Go Crazy"? Lilly: Don't mind if I do!
Lilly: HERE'S LILLY! Naj, boxman, meant to say I liked your ones at the top of this page ;D
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Feb 2, 2007 15:29:35 GMT -5
Lilly- Whazzz up
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Feb 2, 2007 21:39:23 GMT -5
Vera( singing) Joseph and Lillian sitting in a tree Lilly:
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Post by riche on Feb 3, 2007 14:36:00 GMT -5
Scotty: (off camera) Hey! I managed to stay awake
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The monitor is missing, and I don't understand why the keyboard for this computer is so big. 
Nevermind! 
