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Post by riche on Jan 20, 2007 5:20:31 GMT -5
To go back a pic or 2:
Lilly: You really want us to do it in the interview room? On that table? Is this some weird male cop fantasy thing?
Scotty: Hell yeah!
Lilly: And you promise that Stillman, Vera, Jeffries and Miller aren't on the other side of the two-way mirror watching?
Scotty: Would I keep anything from you...?
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Jan 20, 2007 16:31:43 GMT -5
Lilly- Oh Scotty I just want to kiss you
Scotty- Go ahead babe
Lilly- You are my one and only
Scotty- You going to kiss me or what
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Post by tillace on Jan 21, 2007 19:19:58 GMT -5
 Lilly: Lilly Rush, FBI. No wait, I can do it better. Lilly Rush, F...B...I. How's that sound? I need some sunglasses or something. And a dark suit. Yeah. Freeze, a**hole! FBI! That could work. Or should I go CIA? NSA? ATF? What d'you think? Kat: I transferred from narcotics for this? |
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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on Jan 21, 2007 20:04:39 GMT -5
Lilly: Lilly Rush, FBI! Female Body Investigators. OK, Scotty, Ray, Kite and Joseph, for official police business I demand that you strip and dance to the Coffee Song.
Kat: Umm...I think we're supposed to investigate a Cold Case, not this...
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Jan 21, 2007 20:13:15 GMT -5
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I watch Cold Case...It's how I stay human
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Post by canuckiepen on Jan 21, 2007 21:52:44 GMT -5
See? It's life imitating art. I'm smiling like my bagel!!
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Jan 22, 2007 10:44:53 GMT -5
First one
Lilly- Don't I look cute with food in my mouth
Second one
Lilly- Not Kite again
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Post by riche on Jan 22, 2007 10:51:01 GMT -5
Lilly: This reminds me of the time this guy comes up to me and makes joke about me being a cop and eating a doughnut. I shot him.
Lilly: So, how do you set this thing to vibrate?
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Jan 22, 2007 20:32:45 GMT -5
One Bonus picture, the other one will be posted at the end of this week Quick change in picture  |
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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on Jan 22, 2007 20:42:31 GMT -5
Oh man RiChe, those captions were so wrong, and yet so hilarious.
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Post by riche on Jan 23, 2007 10:14:40 GMT -5
Oh man RiChe, those captions were so wrong, and yet so hilarious. Thanks Rev. Nice to know they hit the mark then  I'm struggling with LII2's latest though. Not a lot to work with. I'll have a further ponder before making a fool of myself. |
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Post by riche on Jan 23, 2007 12:18:10 GMT -5
Phew! LII2 has taken pity on us and changed the pic. Lilly: I can't wait for the next page to find what the Cat Sat On, I hope it's the Mat. Lilly: I know I shouldn't be reading Kat's diary but... she wants to do what with my cat?!?! Oh... right.... ewww! Lilly: Chapter 1, page 1, "How to be a cop." Lilly: "His love stick was liberated from its denim prison." What does that mean? This Rachel Green is OK but she's no Nora Tyler Bing. |
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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on Jan 24, 2007 1:44:41 GMT -5
Once again RichE very good. Love how you portray Lilly as some clueless idiot. Which is the point of Satire. Anyways here's mine for that last one. Lilly: "And so the detectives of Cold Case are all delusional. Scotty is a woman." pause..."WTF?"  Pager: For a Good Time call 1-800-GUDTIME Lilly: HOT DIGGITY! |
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Post by riche on Jan 24, 2007 4:48:16 GMT -5
Once again RichE very good. Love how you portray Lilly as some clueless idiot. Which is the point of Satire. Yeah.... that's what it was... satire....  ;D |
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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on Jan 25, 2007 2:14:35 GMT -5
or spoof or parody. |
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Post by riche on Jan 25, 2007 4:45:01 GMT -5
or spoof or parody. You're right Rev, those words would be better but I wasn't questioning the word "satire". I hadn't even thought that closely about it. I was being sarcastic with the " Love how you portray Lilly as some clueless idiot" comment. |
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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on Jan 25, 2007 6:05:18 GMT -5
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Jan 25, 2007 9:13:01 GMT -5
As I promised another bonus picture   |
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Post by riche on Jan 25, 2007 16:17:18 GMT -5
Lilly Pollard: Yeah but no but yeah but no but... Oh my god! I soooo can't believe you just said that! (one for the Little Britain fans ;D )
Lilly: (sob) and then Vera came and took my pen (sob) and then Kat was being mean to me, calling me names and pulling my hair (sob) and then Scotty pushed me down (sob) and I hurt my knee (sob) and... 
"Got any spare change mister?"
More forwards please.
Tour guide: And here we have a very interesting exhibit. The body was found frozen in a glacier in what used be known as the Philadelphia region of the continental United States, and we believe dates from the early 21st century. Her clothing and identifying markings suggest she was a police office, which was an unusual job for a woman at that time so she maybe amongst the first of her kind. A real pioneer. The more masculine style of dress suggests she did not have a partner. The staff here have nick-named her Lilly after her unusually pale skin. Visitor: Where's the gift shop?
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Jan 25, 2007 16:20:53 GMT -5
I might have to add another picture ,should I
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