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Post by riche on Jan 15, 2007 17:19:19 GMT -5
I'm gonna have to steal the good Reverend's idea a little for this one, hope that's OK:
Single, living alone with your cats, dumped your boyfriend, dumped by your other boy friend, just seen a dead body squashed up in a barrel? Hey Pepto-Bismol!
Coffee: $3
Toasted bagel: $4
Long black coat: $200
Keeping your breakfast down after seeing a dead body in a barrel: Priceless
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Post by irishkale on Jan 15, 2007 20:26:15 GMT -5
great captions guys... It's funny how the "google ads" at the top of the page adapt to what you guys post in the thread... right now, it's advertising all kinds of cures for various stomach problems:  |
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Post by samanda on Jan 15, 2007 20:52:26 GMT -5
great captions guys... It's funny how the "google ads" at the top of the page adapt to what you guys post in the thread... right now, it's advertising all kinds of cures for various stomach problems:   Great captions all! |
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Post by canuckiepen on Jan 16, 2007 7:41:03 GMT -5
 That's good, real good! |
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Post by canuckiepen on Jan 16, 2007 11:48:19 GMT -5
Jefferies: Stillman! Put that away! Can't you use the restroom like everyone else?
Lilly thinking: I've almost forgotten what those things looked like....almost. Where's Ray when you need him?
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Jan 16, 2007 11:55:50 GMT -5
Jefferies- I told you not to eat cold pizza first thing in the morning
Lilly( thinking) Uh going to be sick
Stillman- Geez Lil, did you have to throw up all over the other officer like that
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Jan 16, 2007 12:14:19 GMT -5
A bonus one since everyone is seeming to enjoy captioning them  |
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Jan 16, 2007 16:11:25 GMT -5
I'll start the next one off
Lilly- You been working out Scotty
Scotty- No but lying here isn't the most comfortable thing
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Post by riche on Jan 16, 2007 16:30:28 GMT -5
Lilly: Finally a "warm" one. Officer, put white tape around this body.
Lilly: Scotty, when your latest lady friend told you to fiddle about underneath whilst "diving", this isn't what she meant!
Another tragic Nintendo Wii accident victim discovered!
Lilly: Typical man, thinks he can fix everything.
Scotty: Lilly, I've fallen!
Lilly: Scotty, you really are the worst player of hide-and-seek.
I think Lilly's actual line "you OK there Scotty?" with a wry smile kinda covers it really.
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Jan 16, 2007 21:33:20 GMT -5
Scotty- Like the victim, I'm also afraid of the dark
Lilly *snickers*- Nice try Valens I know you are just checking me out
Scotty- Lil help me I''m about to fall in
Lilly- I'm your girl right
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Post by tillace on Jan 16, 2007 23:00:33 GMT -5
 Lilly: That is the last, and I mean the absolute last time I challenge Jefferies to a pie eating contest. |
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Post by tillace on Jan 16, 2007 23:04:50 GMT -5
Scotty: Well, Lil, I got good news and bad news. Good news, I can see the car keys. Bad news, one of us has to get wet. Lilly: Ah, crap. ***** Scotty: No, it's not here either. G*****n it, where did I put that f****n' file? Lilly: Uh, Scotty... |
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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on Jan 17, 2007 8:39:52 GMT -5
Lilly: See anything Scotty?
Scotty: The victim's last dying message.
Lilly: Oh?
Scotty: "Gurgle"
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Post by riche on Jan 17, 2007 13:09:36 GMT -5
Scotty: No, it's not here either. G*****n it, where did I put that f****n' file? Lilly: Uh, Scotty...  |
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Post by Naj on Jan 17, 2007 13:35:50 GMT -5
 Lilly: "So why did you call me in here. Everyone has left the building but us for the day." Scotty: (stammers) "I'm in love with you Lil." Lilly: "Oh?" Scotty: "Yea." Lilly: "How romantic." |
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Post by riche on Jan 17, 2007 16:05:36 GMT -5
(Imagine a cartoon-style "thought bubble" coming from both of them) Lilly & Scotty: Which one of us is the shop window manikin? Scotty: So, which clothes catalogue are we modelling for today? |
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Post by tillace on Jan 17, 2007 19:37:22 GMT -5
Lilly: Boy, take a man out for a margarita and look what happens. Scotty: Liyil, I mean Liyyiy, I love yoo. Did I ever tell (hiccup) yoo thatsh? You're sho bayou..byooti..pritty. Thish room ish makin me orrful dizzhy. Hee hee hee...I thinksh I fell over, Liyyiy... Lilly: I said I could drink you under the table, not the diving board... |
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Jan 17, 2007 19:51:39 GMT -5
Scotty- I found Vera's swimming suit Lilly- Just don't fall in cause I can't save you Scotty- Where is that ring Lilly- You proposing to me Scotty  |
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Jan 19, 2007 16:24:41 GMT -5
A weekend image- have fun  |
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Post by riche on Jan 19, 2007 17:15:10 GMT -5
Lilly: Can you believe my hair used to look like this? What a dork!
Lilly: Shhh, don't tell anyone, I got this badge from a box of Kelloggs Cornflakes and have been pretending to be a cop ever since.
Kat: Damn.
Kat (thinking): Single woman, a cop, lives on her own, has lots of cats, dumped by 2 boyfriends on the same day, emotionally distant, dysfunctional family. The whole package.
Lilly: Blockbuster Video membership card! Now hand over the tape!
Kat: No fair! You said I could do the whole "Detectives Miller and Rush" badge waving thing this time! Next time, I get to shoot someone!
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That's good, real good!
