The Reverend Bizarre
Lilly Rush
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"The way your prophet breaks his bread does not speak the future." - Mephirostus
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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on May 13, 2007 7:37:58 GMT -5
Ganja?
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ruda
Lilly Rush
The Lilly and Ray Official Member
I can always make you smile =]
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Post by ruda on May 13, 2007 7:42:41 GMT -5
marijuana
ganja = marijuana
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Post by longislanditalian2 on May 13, 2007 7:45:02 GMT -5
This keeps on getting very weirder
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ruda
Lilly Rush
The Lilly and Ray Official Member
I can always make you smile =]
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Post by ruda on May 13, 2007 7:55:39 GMT -5
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The Reverend Bizarre
Lilly Rush
10 0011 10101 [/b][/color]
"The way your prophet breaks his bread does not speak the future." - Mephirostus
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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on May 13, 2007 7:57:49 GMT -5
Ooooh! See here we just call it weed, Mary Jane, or Mary Ju Wanna.
...now how to break that pic isn't of Lily...?
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The Reverend Bizarre
Lilly Rush
10 0011 10101 [/b][/color]
"The way your prophet breaks his bread does not speak the future." - Mephirostus
Posts: 2,605
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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on May 13, 2007 18:36:00 GMT -5
RichE: Are ya ready kids?
LABM: Aye aye RichE!!
RichE: I can't hear you!!
LABM: AYE AYE RICHE!!!!
RichE: Ooooh...
Who lives in a town house
somewhere in Philly?
LABM: Lilli-an Ru-ush!
RichE: Introverted, pale and pretty is she.
LABM: Lilli-an Ru-ush!
RichE: If committing murders is something you wish.
LABM: Lilli-an Ru-ush!
RichE: Then come to the precinct and get beat like a b*****!
LABM: Lilli-an Ru-ush!
Lilli-an Ru-ush!
Lilli-an Ru-ush!
Lilli-an Ru-ush!!!
RichE: HA HA HA HA!!
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The Reverend Bizarre
Lilly Rush
10 0011 10101 [/b][/color]
"The way your prophet breaks his bread does not speak the future." - Mephirostus
Posts: 2,605
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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on May 15, 2007 22:31:37 GMT -5
*another borrow.*
Lilly, Stillman, and Scotty are in the precinct.
Narrator: In 2007 AD, Crime was happening.
Stillman: What happen?
Scotty: Somebody enter in a gun.
Lilly: We get signal!
Stillman: What!
Lilly: Mainscreen turn on.
Stillman: It's you!
*at this point the televisions in the room show George Marks, only more cyborg looking.*
George: How are you detectives? All your precinct are belong to us! You are on your way to great destruction.
Stillman: What you say!
George: You have no chance to survive. Make your time. Ha ha ha ha!
*screen shuts off*
Lilly: Chief!
Stillman: Take off every box.
Lilly: You know what doing?
Stillman: Move box.
Lilly: For great justice.
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ruda
Lilly Rush
The Lilly and Ray Official Member
I can always make you smile =]
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Post by ruda on May 16, 2007 4:52:15 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D
I LOVE IT!
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The Reverend Bizarre
Lilly Rush
10 0011 10101 [/b][/color]
"The way your prophet breaks his bread does not speak the future." - Mephirostus
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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on May 16, 2007 5:42:48 GMT -5
I gotta think of more ideas.
oooh, got one. Heh heh heh.
******
*song used is "Mexican Radio" originally by Wall of Voodoo, but I'm playing the Celtic Frost version in my mind.*
Lilly: (Lounging in bed, clad in only a skimpy night gown. She turns on her radio.) I feel a hot wind on my shoulder
And the touch of a world that's older
Turn the switch and check the number
Nick Vera: (Driving in his car.)Hear the rhythm of the music
Buy the product, never use it. (Looks at a bottle of diet coke.)
Hear the talking of the DJ
Can't understand, what's he say?
Lilly, Nick, Scotty, Jeffries, Kat, and Stillman: I'm on the Mexican radio
I'm on the Mexican radio
Scotty: (In the precinct adjusting the knob of a radio.)Dial it in, tune the station
They talk about U.S. inflation
I understand just a little
No comprende - it's a riddle
Lilly, Nick, Scotty, Jeffries, Kat, and Stillman: I'm on the Mexican radio
I'm on the Mexican radio
Stillman: Wish I was in Tijuana -
Eating barbecued iguana
I'd take requests on the telephone
I'm on a wavelength far from home
Kat:
I feel the hot wind on my shoulder
I dial in, south of the border
Hear the talking of the DJ -
Can't understand, what's he say?
All: I'm on the Mexican radio
I'm on the Mexican radio
I'm on the Mexican radio
I'm on the Mexican radio
Radio
Radio
Radio
What does he say?
I'm on the Mexican radio
I'm on the Mexican radio
I'm on the Mexican radio
I'm on the Mexican radio ...
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ruda
Lilly Rush
The Lilly and Ray Official Member
I can always make you smile =]
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Post by ruda on May 16, 2007 5:51:42 GMT -5
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The Reverend Bizarre
Lilly Rush
10 0011 10101 [/b][/color]
"The way your prophet breaks his bread does not speak the future." - Mephirostus
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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on May 16, 2007 5:59:37 GMT -5
need ideas for my next entry. So here they are.
1. Lilly and her mother discuss "freshness"
2. A scene with numerous references and quotes from the Simpson's.
3. Same as two but using South Park.
4. Silent Hill 7: The Woods.
(it's Silent Hill 7, because I've written. SH 5: The Bathroom, and SH6: The Wall.)
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ruda
Lilly Rush
The Lilly and Ray Official Member
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Post by ruda on May 16, 2007 6:03:14 GMT -5
nice
I'm waiting ;D
-> my fav line!
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The Reverend Bizarre
Lilly Rush
10 0011 10101 [/b][/color]
"The way your prophet breaks his bread does not speak the future." - Mephirostus
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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on May 16, 2007 6:20:04 GMT -5
Hmm I think I may go with idea number 2 and 3.
The squad waited anxiously for news on Lilly's condition. She had just been shot, and the detectives had learned that Lilly Rush did not bleed cherry syrup, much is to their dismay. The boredom begin to sink in, but luckily the doctor finally came out.
Doctor: Hey everybody!
All: Hi, Dr. Nick!
Dr. Nick: You are here to learn about Lilly Rush's condition, no? Come with me and I will show you.
The team follows the doctor into the hospital room. Lilly is aloft on the hospital bed, her leg in a cast.
Scotty: Uhh, I don't remember her breaking her leg.
Dr. Nick: As you can see Lilly Rush has been shot on the right side of the chest, and she's been saying "Mom" quite alot. This is what we call "Beingshotandcallingformommyitis." To cure this we will be removing her appendix.
Kat: No offense, Dr. but are you sure you're a doctor?
Scotty: Yeah, that's the stupidest thing I've heard all day.
Dr. Nick: Trust me! Now we must get to surgery soon!.
*******Hours later****
Stillman: Lilly, are you alright.
Lilly: It hurts all over. I tried to not get shot.
Stillman: Lilly you tried and you failed miserably. The lesson here is never try.
Lilly: Gee thanks.
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The Reverend Bizarre
Lilly Rush
10 0011 10101 [/b][/color]
"The way your prophet breaks his bread does not speak the future." - Mephirostus
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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on May 21, 2007 8:19:01 GMT -5
Announcer: From the creator of Silent Hill 5: The Bathroom, and Silent Hill 6: The Wall, comes a new game in this wonderful horror franchise. For the first time ever Team Silent members Akira Yamaoka and Masahiro Ito join forces with Jerry Bruckheimer (and a bunch of monkey slaves...) to bring you the latest masterpiece in the Silent Hill series.
*Scene shows a black car driving along the highway. The car passes a sign that says 'Brahms next Exit.' We see the inside of the SUV and the person driving is Lilly Rush. She also appears to be talking on a headset cellphone. Music playing is something that Akira Yamaoka wrote.*
Lilly: So I'm supposed to go into this orphanage and interview some guy called Walter Sullivan? Alright, alright.
She hangs up the phone and continues driving. Her eyelids start to droop, because she's been on the road for 18 hours. Just as she's about to nod off, a woman in her 30s walks out in the middle of the road. Lilly turns the wheel just in time to avoid hitting the woman, but crashes into a railing.
Blackout.
When Lilly comes to she's now in the middle of a forest.
Lilly: Ouch, my head...how did I get in the middle of the forest?
*She sees the young woman skip off.*
Lilly: Hey wait!! I need to interrogate you! I think.
*As Lilly chases after the young woman another song written by Akira Yamaoka plays, this time with the following lyrics.*
Do the trees grow where you run?
Did you wake up in a forest?
Did you nearly hit a girl?
Were you summoned to this town?
Someone needs to show her.
How you hitchhike.
This is the third time...
She's stepped in front of a car.
Oooh.
Now you'll have to chase her
She'll leave you arcane clues.
You'll see a lot of crap
That won't make any sense.
Oh, oh, oh
But don't worry
The fans will argue
They will fight
Over what the heck is going on.
Lilly: Whoever's singing that, shut up!!
Voice: Sorry.
*cut to a scene of Lilly shooting at a monster.*
Lilly: Ugh, this is stupid. I'm going back to Philly.
*Lilly gets in her SUV and drives away from the town. Meanwhile the scene shifts to show a humanoid creature in a red robe, but no facial features. His head shakes rapidly. (Valtiel) Next to him is the creature known as Baphomet. (Incubus) Next to them is a woman in a red dress.
Valtiel: Ssssso why did did we let her go??
Incubus: Yeah, Mom! We didn't even get to play with her!
God: Oh, come on! What's the use! Every time someone tries to descend one of us, some human winds up defeating us. So instead of going through the same ol' crap as always I decided that I've had enough. *God/Holy Mother grabs two suitcases out from nowhere, and puts on a sombero.*
God; I've had enough of this place! I'm going to Cancun!!
*****
Meanwhile in Philly.
Lilly's walking along the street when she sees a figure up ahead that looks familiar. She runs closer and the figure turns around. It's Ray only more conservative looking.
Lilly: Ray?
Guy: Huh? Do I look like your boyfriend?
Lilly: My ex, yeah.
Guy: My name is... Jay.
Lilly: Yeah, yeah, right...whatever.
*fade to black*
Coming to a console near you! Silent Hill 7: The Woods.
DISCLAIMER: The above was fake, (duh) Akira Yamaoka, Masahiro Ito, and Jerry Bruckheimer are NOT getting together to make this game. (Thank God!)
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