The Reverend Bizarre
Lilly Rush
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"The way your prophet breaks his bread does not speak the future." - Mephirostus
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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on Oct 3, 2006 18:53:25 GMT -5
But, Michelle, think of the children!
*Psst, I may do that idea later on.*
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The Reverend Bizarre
Lilly Rush
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"The way your prophet breaks his bread does not speak the future." - Mephirostus
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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on Oct 5, 2006 1:48:49 GMT -5
*these particular scripts come from a series known as "Mix Up" the way it works is that characters from certain shows have gotten their scripts mixed up."
Walter: It's just a little while now lil Walter, then we'll be with mom.
Lil Walter: Bla bla, heard it before, same ol trick. Try something new.
Walter: I don't understand little one..
Lil Walter: You sleep with the dead, and you're halfway there
Walter: Umm I think you accidently picked up the Cold Case script.
Lil Walter: WAAH!!
*meanwhile over at house in some woods.*
George; You are it, the last of the 21 sacraments.
Lilly: What?
George: Soon I shall see mother!
Lilly: George I know that you're mom is dead, but what the hell are these 21 sacraments?
George: "The First Sign And God said, At the time of fullness, cleanse the world with my rage. Gather forth the White Oil, the Black Cup and the Blood of the Ten Sinners. Prepare for the Ritual of the Holy Assumption. The Second Sign And God said, Offer the Blood of the Ten Sinners and the White Oil. Be then release from the bonds of the flesh, and gain the Power of Heaven. From the Darkness and Void, bring forth Gloom, and gird thyself with Despair for the Giver of Wisdom. The Third Sign And God said, Return to the Source through sin's Temptation. Under the Watchful eye of the demon, wander alone in the formless Chaos. Only then will the Four Atonements be in alignment. The Last Sign And God said, separate from the flesh too, she who is the Mother Reborn and he who is the Receiver of Wisdom. If this be done, by the Mystery of the 21 Sacraments, the Mother shall be reborn and the Nation of Sin shall be redeemed. "
Lilly: *sighs* You picked up the wrong script.
George: Motherf---!!
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*During the cooking scene.*
Lilly: Stupid..cuss cuss moan cuss cuss.
*suddenly Joseph comes waltzing into the kitchen, Lilly turns around and sees Joseph staring at her whilst pointing.*
Lilly: Umm, what?
Joseph: They are here to witness the beginning, the rebirth of paradise despoiled by mankind.
Lilly: Wow, it's nice you became religious Joseph.
Joseph: Don't you know? You're power is needed.
Lilly: What power? I mean there was that time that I farted and that guy's house blew up, but I'd hardly consider that a power.
Joseph: You will birth a God, and build an eternal paradise.
Lilly: riiiiiiight. *suddenly Lilly clutches her stomach,*
Joseph: She is nearly here!
Lilly: No, I just ate my own cooking, oh sh-! *races to the bathroom.*
Joseph: ...wait, aminute...*looks at the script.* I grabbed the wrong script. Oh well! *he grabs a cat and starts petting it.*
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michelle
Loyal to Look Again
Lilly's GT Monkey [/color]
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Post by michelle on Oct 5, 2006 4:27:09 GMT -5
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The Reverend Bizarre
Lilly Rush
10 0011 10101 [/b][/color]
"The way your prophet breaks his bread does not speak the future." - Mephirostus
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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on Oct 5, 2006 18:42:53 GMT -5
Ok guys and girls. Joseph broke through the fourth wall and sent me this email.
Dear Meany
Please stop making fun of me and my affection for Lilly's cats. It is not my fault that I love cats, pet them, and hold them so that Lilly doesn't throw things at me.
Sincerely - Hot Cat lovah (aka Joseph.)
Then I got this email from Lilly,
Dear Mean Person.
Stop complaining about my cooking! You don't have to eat it, so just shut up! Aaargh!! Now excuse me I need to find a way to train Olivia to start clawing Joseph.
Sincerely Ice Cold Case Det.
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The Reverend Bizarre
Lilly Rush
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"The way your prophet breaks his bread does not speak the future." - Mephirostus
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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on Oct 6, 2006 23:25:04 GMT -5
And now crossing Cold Case with Grand Theft Auto.
*note: All of these are heard on the radio*
Narrator: She was a woman of peace living quietly by herself.
Stillman: Lil, we need you!
Lilly: I'm a woman of peace, I'm done with these cases. I just want to raise my cats.
Stillman: That's just it, Lil! They've got your cats!
Lil: Noooo!!
Narrator: KM is Lilly Rush in "Fever!". From the heart of Philadelphia to
the jungles of some city, follow one woman's quest for peace.
Lilly: Joseph is that you? Wow you look bad!
Joseph: Lil, I know you come! Just like old days, we pet kitties and sick them on everyone!
Stillman: Lil they've got your husband!
Lilly: But I'm not married!
Stillman: You are now to Joseph.
Narrator: She went in to save something, but found her cats and lost
her husband. (Shot)
Lilly: Jooooseph!!
Joseph: Lil don't leave me, you taught me how to love, and how to eat convient store foods.
Lilly: Nooo, he would have been a fine husband. I'll cry when I'm done petting my cats.
Narrator: Get yourself a cat carrier, and start making friends with cats! Fury part 2 is hitting theatres near you! Rated G for Garbage!
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boxman
Lilly's Bedroom 
Philly Reporter [/color]Foxy Boxy [/color]
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Post by boxman on Oct 7, 2006 7:31:52 GMT -5
Ha ha ha... These are funny, Reverend!
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The Reverend Bizarre
Lilly Rush
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"The way your prophet breaks his bread does not speak the future." - Mephirostus
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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on Oct 8, 2006 22:55:40 GMT -5
The Chatroom. ColdGirl enters the Chatroom. MotoPsycho enters the Chatroom. MotoPsycho: ASL? ColdGirl: None of your business. MotoPsycho: K that kewl! ColdGirl: *sighs* Mr. KittyDonuts enters the chatroom. Mr. KittyDonuts: I'm in love!! ColdGirl: Nice MotoPsycho: Hi, ASL? Mr. KittyDonuts: Umm...what? MotoPsycho: Age Sex and Location? ColdGirl: He's obviously a "he" Mr. KittyDonuts: I'm 34 and I'm in the bathroom. MotoPsycho: Wow, dude. ColdGirl: Joseph, what are you doing in the bathroom? Mr. KittyDonuts: Olivia got upset at me, so I'm hiding in the bathroom. ColdGirl: With a computer? Mr. KittyDonuts: Yeah... ColdGirl: If I find you've been looking at pR0n... Mr. KittyDonuts: Woah! Hey, Lil! check this out! coldcaseslash dot com (author's note: Not an actual link.) ColdGirl: This better not be some site with cat pictures. Mr. KittyDonuts: Naw, it's weird. I'm reading this thing, where you and some chick hook up. ColdGirl: WHAT??? WTF!!!  OMGWTFBRBBBQ!!!!!! Mr. KittyDonuts: Lil? ColdGirl: .... MotoPsycho: VROOM VROOM !!!! ThorWoman enters the room. MotoPsycho: Ooh...A Norse woman! Me like! ThorWoman: Wut? MotoPsycho: You are Norse right? ThorWoman: No. MotoPyscho: Oh Rly? ThorWoman: YaRly| MotoPyscho: No Wai! ASL? ThorWoman: 89 M China MotoPsycho: But u're called ThorWoman? Cold Girl re-enters the chatroom Mr. KittyDonuts re-enters the chatroom. MotoPsycho: Did you two have fun? ColdGirl: Don't say it. Mr. KittyDonuts: She's mad at me. ColdGirl: .... ThorWoman: So... ColdGirl: Are you Norse? MotoPsycho: Yeah, and he's 89 years old and lives in China! ColdGirl: Buh? ThorWoman: I was BSing. MotoPyscho: I'm bored. MotoPsycho is now playing "Sounds of Motorcycles - Engine01" Mr. KittyDonuts: Olivia's still mad at me. ThorWoman: Olivia? ColdGirl: Umm... ThorWoman: Lil?? ColdGirl: Scotty? ThorWoman:...umm no. ColdGirl: Oh, Kat? ThorWoman: <_< >_> MotoPsycho: LIL??? ColdGirl: Ray??? Mr. KittyDonuts: OMG!! Olivia's gotten an army of cats!! I'm going to die! ColdGirl: That's nice. MotoPsycho: Ooh, cats. Cats on motorcycles! ThorWoman: So... ColdGirl: This is akward. Mr. KittyDonuts: Oh no!! They're clawing through the door! ColdGirl: GOOD OLIVIA!! Mr. KittyDonuts: LIL! HELP ME! MotoPyscho: Try blinding the cats with nonsensical videos! Mr. KittyDonuts: Uhh.... MotoPsycho: Wait! Try this link! sh4secretending.ytmnd.com/ (actual link. Nothing bad.) Mr.KittyDonuts: It's working! ColdGirl: Holy... ThorWoman: That is annoying! ColdGirl: And yet I can't look away! ThorWoman: Neither can I. MotoPyscho: U ladays have fun! MotoPyscho exits the room. ColdGirl exits the room. ThorWoman exits the room. Mr. KittyDonuts: It worked!! IT WORKED!! HAY GUYZ!! I DID IT!! Guys??? where'd you go?? *1 hour later.* Mr. KittyDonuts: Oh screw this. Mr. KittyDonuts exits the room. |
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The Reverend Bizarre
Lilly Rush
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"The way your prophet breaks his bread does not speak the future." - Mephirostus
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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on Dec 28, 2006 3:19:32 GMT -5
Cold Case: David Lynch style.
Lilly is sitting in a red car, and then Scotty walks up. "Lil, the witness is here."
"Ok, what's up?"
"Look at him. He's wearing red shoes, and his left index finger twitches. Remember this." Scotty says.
"Right."
Suddenly we see some littly boy in a parking lot wearing a mask, dancing around.
Lilly is now in bed with her cats. She sees a painting of a door, and so she stares at it. Suddenly Stillman walks through, and they're in the precinct.
"Did you see Joseph?" Stillman asked.
*shot of a Lion eating a cadaver*
"No"
*shot of a Lion eating a cadaver*
"He is in the camera" Stillman said.
*shot of a Lion eating a cadaver*
"ok"
*shot of a Lion eating a cadaver*
So Lilly looked in the camera and saw Joseph, but when she turned around he was gone. "ok" she said, and then she walked off.
"I know what happened."
and then Lilly walked into a red ballroom where she saw Ray, and Joseph sitting on chairs getting wasted, and Lil joined them.
*Shot of Kat dancing in a parking lot.*
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The Reverend Bizarre
Lilly Rush
10 0011 10101 [/b][/color]
"The way your prophet breaks his bread does not speak the future." - Mephirostus
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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on May 12, 2007 7:56:52 GMT -5
Back again, and I am so going to hell for this one.
*Season 4 finale in L337 speak.*
Ed: U R Gonna die!!!1111
Lilly: Orly??
Ed: Yarly!!
Lilly: No wai!!
Ed: Yes wai!!
Lilly: LoL U suk N00b!!
Ed: STFU!
Lilly: LoL U r made of fail!
*Moderator Scotty boots Ed from the server.*
Lilly: He pwned me.
Scotty: Oh noes, Lilly!! Oh noezor!!!!1111oneoneone.
Scotty: God mode turn on!!
Lilly: TYM Scotty.
*ending scene shows Scotty and Lilly making out. When Scotty turned on God Mode he healed Lilly completely. Then he took her to a fantastic floating magic hotel where they did things not appropriate in a G rated movie.*
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ruda
Lilly Rush
The Lilly and Ray Official Member
I can always make you smile =]
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Post by ruda on May 12, 2007 8:38:41 GMT -5
a haha haha ha! ;D ;D ;D
this is AWESOME!!!
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The Reverend Bizarre
Lilly Rush
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"The way your prophet breaks his bread does not speak the future." - Mephirostus
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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on May 13, 2007 2:08:46 GMT -5
Scotty Valens sat inside of the box room examining the contents of the box for a Mrs. Amanda Hugenkyss. He spotted a piece of evidence and paid close attention to it, and that's when Lilly walked into the door. She was dressed in a skimpy black leather bikini, and 6 inch high heeled leather boots. She sauntered over to Scotty (actually wobbled over to Scotty because she doesn't often wear high heeled boots.) and started to various provocative yoga poses in front of him.
Scotty was too distracted by the clue, a piece of paper that read, "4 a gud t1m3 c@11..." Frustrated, Lilly upped the ante by pole dancing. (the pole just appeared...yeah...) She did a remarkable job, but Scotty paid her no heed. Dejected Lilly left the boxroom, and walked past Stillman. He cocked one of his eyebrows as he watched Lilly put on a trench coat.
******
Scotty, Kat, Vera, Jeffries, and Stillman stood in a sacred circle. Each of the five had a powerful ring which contained a powerful energy.
Scotty: Case!
Kat: Witness!
Vera: Evidence!
Jeffries: Suspects!
Stillman: Interrogation!
The five clicked their rings together and a great power came from each of them. The power surged into the circle and a figure rose from it.
Figure: By your powers combined I am... Lilly Rush.
Scotty, Kat, Nick, Jeffries, and Stillman: Lilly Rush! We need your skills to bring down this suspect.
Lilly: Right, right, whatever. Sigh, where's the punk?
*fade to black*
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Post by riche on May 13, 2007 5:04:04 GMT -5
Really good, if odd, stuff here Rev. I have realised that your stories are missing something though... and that's when Lilly walked into the door. She was dressed in a skimpy black leather bikini, and 6 inch high heeled leather boots. Illustrations  ;D |
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The Reverend Bizarre
Lilly Rush
10 0011 10101 [/b][/color]
"The way your prophet breaks his bread does not speak the future." - Mephirostus
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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on May 13, 2007 5:37:24 GMT -5
Oh hush now. Hopefully this will tide you over. Sexy Lily |
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ruda
Lilly Rush
The Lilly and Ray Official Member
I can always make you smile =]
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Post by ruda on May 13, 2007 5:58:17 GMT -5
Oh hush now. Hopefully this will tide you over. Sexy Lily    this pic is awesome! and great chapter!!! |
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Post by riche on May 13, 2007 6:07:00 GMT -5
Oh hush now. Hopefully this will tide you over. Sexy Lily We can hardly see her. Can you draw it next time without the pole? ;D Not pale enough either ;D |
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The Reverend Bizarre
Lilly Rush
10 0011 10101 [/b][/color]
"The way your prophet breaks his bread does not speak the future." - Mephirostus
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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on May 13, 2007 6:24:24 GMT -5
Oh jeeze RichE, alright is this pale enough for you?   Thanks for the comment Ruda!  Actually in all seriousness I do have a thing for pale/fair skinned women. |
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Post by riche on May 13, 2007 6:26:56 GMT -5
Oh jeeze RichE, alright is this pale enough for you? I think you need to make her face whiter? ;D |
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ruda
Lilly Rush
The Lilly and Ray Official Member
I can always make you smile =]
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Post by ruda on May 13, 2007 6:29:50 GMT -5
Oh jeeze RichE, alright is this pale enough for you? o jeez... RichE - maybe limpid facet will be fine?  |
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The Reverend Bizarre
Lilly Rush
10 0011 10101 [/b][/color]
"The way your prophet breaks his bread does not speak the future." - Mephirostus
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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on May 13, 2007 6:44:11 GMT -5
Yanno I tried making a picture of her extremely white, and I couldn't see her. I mean it got really bad I tell ya. Really bad |
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ruda
Lilly Rush
The Lilly and Ray Official Member
I can always make you smile =]
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Post by ruda on May 13, 2007 7:21:58 GMT -5
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OMGWTFBRBBBQ!!!!!!
