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Post by boxman on Feb 10, 2007 14:43:16 GMT -5
Heh heh heh..... Lilly: ...and if I fold this here ...and apply some tape here. There! That's Scotty's Valentine's day present wrapped. He's a cop, of course he likes handcuffs   Lilly (quietly talking to herself): I am such a sappy romantic. I'm not cool. ha ha ha... (Laughs to herself.) But I believe in love... that changes your life from black and white to color. Like, you could be sitting at your desk all alone in the office very late one night, just looking down at your table, you know. Maybe you're reading a case file... and you can meet somebody! Maybe he walks up to you with a dirty shovel... and you lock eyes... And your whole life changes on the spot! ;D |
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Post by boxman on Feb 10, 2007 15:30:15 GMT -5
 Jeffries: SCOTTY..... Scotty: Willlll.... Jeffries: Scotty.... Scotty: Will.... Jeffries: Scotty, how's that coffee? Scotty: I'm not thinking about my coffee right now.  Jeffries: I've noticed that... Later, in the office.... Lilly (angry and irritated after busting Scotty): Is that so, Mister Valens?? Well let me tell you a little story: Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping,dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had sex with whomever she pleased... did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled more, had many boyfriends, saved more money, had all the hot water to herself, and never had pubic hairs under the toilet seat lid. She watched chick flicks, never football, never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants. THE END
[Okay, I know it doesn't make much sense, but it's always funny to read Eurache's "The Shortest Fairytale" again, isn't it?? ;D] |
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Feb 10, 2007 15:30:25 GMT -5
for the fun of it here' s another  |
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Post by riche on Feb 10, 2007 15:39:02 GMT -5
I was going to save this but seeing as you've brought this image back to the fore I'll use it. The earlier Notting Hill reference got me thinking.  Lilly: I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. |
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boxman
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Post by boxman on Feb 10, 2007 15:53:42 GMT -5
Lilly: So after seeing Prince during the Super Bowl halftime, I'm thinking it might be fun to see a football game. Are you guys going to see the Sixers again anytime soon?? Scotty (dumbfounded, thinking to himself): The Sixers are a basketball team....Vera: Ah, yeah Lil... The next time the Sixers play football, I'll make sure we get an extra ticket for you...
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Post by riche on Feb 10, 2007 15:55:20 GMT -5
 See no evil. Think no evil. Arrest no evil.
Scotty: I can't believe she'd do that to her own child. Lilly: I know, it's unbelievable but we see things like this all the time. Nick: (siddles up pulling a silly face) Scotty: Vera! Now is not the time for your monkey impression.
Lilly: So, Scotty, you want to go get a coffee? Scotty: Shh, I'm watching the game. Nick: That's how it starts...
Lilly: So is there like a story or do they just start doing it right. . . oh, never mind. Nick: Shh, OK, here I come, here I come. See I'm comin' to fix the copier, I can't get to the copier, I'm thinkin' what do I do, what do I do. . . so I just watch 'em. And then I say, wait, here's my line, [Nick from TV] you know that's bad for the paper tray. Scotty: Nice work my friend. Nick: Wait wait wait wait, you see me again. Hang on, guy's butt's blockin' me. There I am, there I am, there I am, there I am, there I am. . .
Lilly: Nick, I can't believe you tried out for X-Factor. Nick: I thought I'd give it a shot. Scotty: So what did you do... oh wait, here you are. Nick: (on TV singing) At first I was afraid, I was petrified... Scotty: Ouch! |
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Feb 10, 2007 16:48:40 GMT -5
One more until next week  |
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Post by riche on Feb 10, 2007 17:46:24 GMT -5
 Lilly: That's the last time a taxi driver calls me darling 
Lilly: Bruises to the face and body, three stab wounds and two gunshot wounds. Are you still thinking suicide Vera?
Lilly: The SatNav screen exploded! That's the 3rd one this week. When will Ford finally learn and recall the Taurus? Get Ralph Nader on the phone.
Lilly: Sir, your order's ready. Please proceed to the next window. Sir?
Lilly: I thought I'd seen it all. Drive through shootings. Will America's obsession with auto-based convenience never end?
Body: hhhuuu. Lilly: Yikes! We've got a warm one. I'm outta here!
Kathryn: Good evening, I'm Kathryn Morris. This is what can happen to you if you don't wear your seatbelt. CBS Cares. |
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Feb 11, 2007 12:32:56 GMT -5
Lilly looks in Body- Hey baby Lilly- The dead do talk to me 
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Feb 12, 2007 7:29:14 GMT -5
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Post by tillace on Feb 12, 2007 7:45:29 GMT -5
RichE, it's very late where I am & I'm trying to be quiet so I don't wake up the household and you KEEP MAKING ME LAUGH WITH YOUR CAPTIONS!!!! Stop it! lol, just kidding. You're a genius, okay?!  |
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Post by riche on Feb 12, 2007 8:07:11 GMT -5
RichE, it's very late where I am & I'm trying to be quiet so I don't wake up the household and you KEEP MAKING ME LAUGH WITH YOUR CAPTIONS!!!! I'm sorry, I wouldn't want to think I had a hand in creating a household of grumpy Aussies due to lack of sleep ;D Though I think LII2 has to take some of the blame, she keeps putting up the silly pictures ;D Perhaps you should hold off reading this thread until a more appropriate hour. Or I could change my captions to be less funny and more literal, thus: "Here we see Lilly, Scotty and Nick in the office. They appear to be talking about something or perhaps watching the television." Thank you. That is very kind of you to say. |
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Post by boxman on Feb 12, 2007 14:03:50 GMT -5
Lilly: So you see Nick, that's why you don't make comments about "that time of the month". Scotty (thinking): Boy I'm happy Vera said it before I did!
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Post by riche on Feb 12, 2007 14:41:20 GMT -5
 Scotty: Lil', you use your telekinesis and I'll use my X-ray vision to solve this case. Vera's already gone invisible.
Lilly: Scotty! Not here! 
Lilly: (thinking) Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts. (I realise someone else used that previously)
 Lilly: Ohhh, putting your underwear in the freezer overnight makes for an interesting start to the day.
Lilly: Because I'm worth it. |
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Feb 12, 2007 16:14:23 GMT -5
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Post by riche on Feb 12, 2007 17:07:21 GMT -5
Are these better It's all good.
 Scotty: So you spin around as fast as you can for 30 seconds and then you try and walk out the door. Lilly: Easy.... (spins round and round, tries to stand and walk) ....woooooaaaah! (Thud, crash, bang)
 Lilly: (thinking) I am so drunk right now. Hopefully, if I rest on Vera like this and don't say much no-one will notice. |
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Post by boxman on Feb 12, 2007 18:07:06 GMT -5
Ha ha ha... Very funny, RichE!! ;D
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Feb 13, 2007 14:05:10 GMT -5
Lilly- is that Scotty blowing me kisses over there
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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on Feb 13, 2007 20:00:29 GMT -5
Lilly: Dinner time!! ______________________ Announcer: In the City of Philadelphia murders run rampant and the blood of the dead fills the streets. In a time of chaos, bloodshed, and death only one woman can clean the streets of blood. She is Lilly Rush...in Vampire Vulture! She feeds off of the blood of the already dead. Lilly: Ok you can shut up now Announcer: Turning rotting cadavers into her next meal. Lilly: I said shut up! Announcer: Their death, her next meal. *gunshots go off.* Lilly: LUNCH TIME!! __________ Lilly: *Headline* Boys get Hooters instead of IT'Z Nick: PFFFT SNRRRKK!!! Scotty: I don't get it. |
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Feb 14, 2007 12:28:56 GMT -5
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