The Reverend Bizarre
Lilly Rush
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"The way your prophet breaks his bread does not speak the future." - Mephirostus
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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on Feb 7, 2007 18:16:04 GMT -5
and to break the fourth wall...  Wow, the people over at this Cold Case forum are really odd. |
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boxman
Lilly's Bedroom 
Philly Reporter [/color]Foxy Boxy [/color]
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Post by boxman on Feb 7, 2007 18:43:45 GMT -5
 Lilly (Thinking quietly to herself): I better scrape this DNA out from under my fingernails before anyone starts wondering where Christina disappeared to...  |
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Post by riche on Feb 8, 2007 16:42:10 GMT -5
 Lilly: Wig? Check. Trench coat? Check. Now if I can just get some rubber tubing and some diapers... If I have to drive for days without stopping I will to teach that Ray a lesson 
Lilly: With this tiny ring I just found Miss Kitty can properly marry that tomcat she's had her eye on.
Lilly: Damn, never could get the hang of shadow puppets. They all just look like Vera.
Lilly: How does David Blaine make these things disappear? 
Lilly: Is that supposed to fall off like that? 
Lilly: He love me, he loves me not. He love me, he loves me not. Yeah, I ran out of petals ages ago...
Lilly: Here we go. Magic 8 Ball, should I never see Ray again? (she turns it over and reads the answer) Ask again later. Later is not good enough. (she shakes it up again and reads the answer.) Ask again later. What the hell! This is broken! It-it is broken!
Lilly: Who needs friends, I've got magic beans. |
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Post by sonny on Feb 8, 2007 16:46:11 GMT -5
"Ahhhhh that's where my hair pin went. Shall I or shan't I?"
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Feb 8, 2007 16:59:42 GMT -5
Here's one , look for new ones tommorrow  |
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Post by riche on Feb 8, 2007 17:48:34 GMT -5
 She looks really good like that 
Lilly: Hello boys.
Cold Case: 1930s
Lilly: Ray?.... Joseph?.... Ewwww 
Lilly: Did you just hear something pop? Oh no! Leftie!
Lilly: Too much to drink. Everyone's gone fuzzy 
Lilly: Mom?  |
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Post by riche on Feb 9, 2007 3:50:42 GMT -5
 Scotty: I had a dream about you last night. Lilly: Did you? Scotty: No, you wouldn't let me.
Lilly: You had me at 'hello'. |
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Feb 9, 2007 10:02:01 GMT -5
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Post by riche on Feb 9, 2007 13:58:03 GMT -5
That 3rd image was interesting...
 Lilly: Why have I never noticed before? You're hot.
Lilly: Ever thought about going blonde? All the boys love it.
(another Friends steal)Stillman: I don't care, this is my office! And you stole it, and I won it fair and square, twice! And I am getting it back right now. I'm getting back right now! Lilly: All right. We figured you might respond this way, so we have a backup offer. Stillman: Oh no-no-no, no more offers. You can't offer anything to me! Lilly: Let us keep the apartment and... Kat: As a thank you, Lilly and I will kiss for one minute. .... Stillman: Totally worth it.
Lilly: When you just said I'm your partner...
 Scotty: God that's an enormous arse. Jeffries: I'm not listening. Scotty: No honestly, it's so sad, all those anorexic girls. She has enough to share around and still be big bottomed. Jeffries: I would think looking at something that nice, you and your bony little excuse for an arse would be well advised to keep quiet. (anyone care to guess where that is from?)
Lilly: And now you’re watching me walk away. Scotty: Yes I am! Again so simple!
Scotty: Shhhh. She hasn't noticed we've stopped. Off she goes yacking away still. How long do you think it will be until she works it out? |
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Feb 9, 2007 14:06:13 GMT -5
Ok RichE, I'll repost it , just for you  |
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Post by riche on Feb 9, 2007 14:45:12 GMT -5
Ok RichE, I'll repost it , just for you You're too kind, I don't deserve it. Can't think of a funny caption now  ;D |
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Post by riche on Feb 9, 2007 15:04:52 GMT -5
 Lilly: (in a Southern US accent) Why Mr Valens, I do declare, I'm suffering an attack of the vapours. Would you assist me with my carrying? Scotty: Hell yeah!
Lilly: Want to slip that into my box Scotty?
Scotty: What's with all the box lifting Lil'? Lilly: It's a new exercise to help me develop a Jennifer Lopez figure. I think it's working already, see that rear?
Scotty: What's in the box Lil'? Lilly: Joseph. Scotty: Joseph's case file? Lilly: No. Joseph. Took a bit of doing but he fitted eventually.
Lilly: I got fired.
Scotty: What you doin' Lil'? Lilly: I think Stillman's still mad at me. He wants me to sort all these boxes in colour order. I suspect it might be a trick |
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Feb 9, 2007 15:10:57 GMT -5
Scotty- What's in the box
Lilly- That Ugly Red dress, I'm going to burn it
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boxman
Lilly's Bedroom
Philly Reporter [/color]Foxy Boxy [/color]
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Post by boxman on Feb 9, 2007 19:51:48 GMT -5
Naj, boxman, meant to say I liked your ones at the top of this page ;D And yours are hilarious!  ...but at the same time, I'm almost embarassed to laugh at some of your captions.... ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by Ju on Feb 9, 2007 20:02:40 GMT -5
Scotty: God that's an enormous arse. Jeffries: I'm not listening. Scotty: No honestly, it's so sad, all those anorexic girls. She has enough to share around and still be big bottomed. Jeffries: I would think looking at something that nice, you and your bony little excuse for an arse would be well advised to keep quiet. (anyone care to guess where that is from?) Notting Hill?? ;D |
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Post by riche on Feb 10, 2007 5:13:25 GMT -5
Yep. Well done. Sorry, there's no prize. |
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Feb 10, 2007 12:19:32 GMT -5
A weekend bonus one  |
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Post by riche on Feb 10, 2007 12:57:02 GMT -5
 Stillman: (in far background) Lilly. Lilly! LILLY! LILLY! How many times have I told her about having her iPod on so loud?
Lilly: ...and if I fold this here ...and apply some tape here. There! That's Scotty's Valentine's day present wrapped. He's a cop, of course he'll like handcuffs 
Lilly: (whispering to herself) Why is he not leaving? Please leave me alone. I can't run around the office naked until you leave
Lilly: (singing to herself) Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate, tastes like chocolate never tasted before.
Lilly: (singing to herself) I'm loving it! (bites into huge burger) |
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kadoom
Desk Clerk II
Look Again Music Video Competition Winner 2008 [/center][/color]
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Post by kadoom on Feb 10, 2007 13:13:40 GMT -5
John Doe: Helllooo-ooooo, serial killer delivery service!
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Feb 10, 2007 14:32:16 GMT -5
Lilly- Not now Boss, I'm meditating
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