Funniest Line/Exchange

[TVFan]

Here are the full lines/exchanges:

1. Kat's a vegetarian? "Read Between the Lines"
Kat: I'm gone for two weeks, and suddenly I'm vegetarian?

2. Champagne brunch "Two Weddings"
Louie: You're all disinvited to the champagne brunch tomorrow!

3. No dip "Shattered"
Bad Guy in Closet (with chips): What no dip?

4. Find the tramp "Two Weddings"
Vera: I'll find the tramp

5. It's slimming "Two Weddings"
Lilly: I like the paisley.
Nick: Thanks, it's slimming.

6. Can't swim "The Crossing"
Stillman: Telegram message reads "I Can't"
Jefferies: I can't what... swim

7. But I don't really like you "Free Love"
Ryan : Come on, it's Friday. I'll have you back by Monday. We'll get you a car, the U. S. Marshal will deputize you. And you get to hang out with me a little more.
Lil : But I don't really like you.

[Electrophile]

I had to go with the "What, no dip?" line in Shattered. Even though it wasn't a funny episode, that was a little slice of comedy that brought in some much needed levity.

[silversideup]

I chose the Free Love dialogue between Ryan and Lilly. I loved the way she said it. ;D