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Post by Naj on Dec 5, 2005 14:06:00 GMT -5
*season 2 Scotty drinking binge*Toddy Scotty Christmas [/b][/color] Have a toddy Scotty Christmas;
with our hottie this time of year
I don't know if they'll be much snow
but you know he drinks a lot of beer
Have a toddy Scotty Christmas;
As he staggers down the street
He says hello to people he don't know
Watch him stumble on others feet.
Oh
ho
the liquor breath;
you can smell Scotty a mile away;
If someone drinks much more;
Kiss him once for me
Have a toddy Scotty Christmas
check him out if you want a beer
Oh by golly
have a toddy
Scotty Christmas this year [/b][/color] * * * original lyrics Holly Jolly Christmas
Have a holly, jolly Christmas;
It's the best time of the year
I don't know if there'll be snow
but have a cup of cheer
Have a holly, jolly Christmas;
And when you walk down the street
Say Hello to friends you know
and everyone you meet
Oh
ho
the mistletoe
hung where you can see;
Somebody waits for you;
Kiss her once for me
Have a holly jolly Christmas
and in case you didn't hear
Oh by golly
have a holly
jolly Christmas this year
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Post by sukkerspinn on Dec 5, 2005 15:33:21 GMT -5
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by samanda on Dec 5, 2005 17:52:05 GMT -5
:smile21: Absolutely beautiful.
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Post by r2k on Dec 5, 2005 18:20:24 GMT -5
Excellent Naj!!! That's what I had in mind when I came up with the idea.
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Post by eurache on Dec 5, 2005 18:44:39 GMT -5
LMAO ..OMGs.. that's great Naj!! :smile81: :smile21: Great job!! :smile49:
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Post by Naj on Dec 7, 2005 11:29:49 GMT -5
don't know about this one but here it is.Here Comes Lilly Rush [/center][/color] Here comes Lilly Rush
Here comes Lilly Rush
Right from the Philly Cold Case door.
Packing her pistol - listen for that whistle
C'mone detectives; let's go.
Suspects are running - associates are cunning;
All are scared to their wits
Hide away say your prays and don't look back
cause Lilly Rush is coming tonight.
Here comes Lilly Rush
Here comes Lilly Rush
dressed in a hat and scarf
She's a clever mind - the doer she'll find
so families get peace of mind.
Hear her hair pins click and clack
What a beautiful sight
Run real fast find a place to hide
cause Lilly Rush comes tonight [/center][/color] Here Comes Santa Claus Here comes Santa Claus!
Here comes Santa Claus!
Right down Santa Claus Lane!
Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer
are pulling on the reins.
Bells are ringing, children singing;
All is merry and bright.
Hang your stockings and say your prayers,
'Cause Santa Claus comes tonight.
Here comes Santa Claus!
Here comes Santa Claus!
Right down Santa Claus Lane!
He's got a bag that is filled with toys
for the boys and girls again.
Hear those sleigh bells jingle jangle,
What a beautiful sight.
Jump in bed, cover up your head,
'Cause Santa Claus comes tonight.
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Post by TVFan on Dec 7, 2005 12:15:13 GMT -5
Naj - Those are brilliant!!! I really can't stop laughing at the first one! :smile81: And the second one is just pure genius! I love them!!
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Post by samanda on Dec 7, 2005 19:31:45 GMT -5
Naj, you're amazing.  I'd never be able to come up with stuff like that. |
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Post by irishkale on Dec 8, 2005 0:38:36 GMT -5
I love em!
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Post by classictvchic14 on Dec 9, 2005 19:22:33 GMT -5
I'm going to have to sing these lyrics on Christmas, despite the strange looks I get from my family ^_~
Thank you guys for brightening up my evening with these songs!!!
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Post by Naj on Dec 19, 2005 10:48:03 GMT -5
It's a Long Day At Homicide With The Crew [/center][/color] It's A Long Day At Homicide With The Crew
With Vera's wise cracking
And Stillman's schlacking: "Here's some more clues."
It's A Long Day At Homicide With The Crew
It's the hap - happiest place to be
Will's caught in the stacks while Lil pops her snacks
Then James gives a call
It's the hap - happiest place of all
There'll be suspects a running
Relatives a covering
And old girlfriend or two
They'll be suicide/murder
Torture and hanging
Cases of who did who
It's A Long Day At Homicide With The Crew
There's much pavement pounding
and tempers a flaring
When suspects are near
It's A Long Day At Homicide With The Crew
There'll be interrogations galore
Lilly knocking on doors
Will Jeffries surfing the net
We'll see Scotty's brows furrow
at lies from a suspect and
Lil's expression of fret
It's A Long Day At Homicide With The Crew
We hear much gutter talking
and suspects a squawking
When truth comes a through
It's A Long Day At Homicide
It's A Long Day At Homicide
It's A Long Day At Homicide With The Crew [/center][/color] * * * * * It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year
With the kids jingle belling
And everyone telling you "Be of good cheer"
It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year
It's the hap -happiest season of all
With those holiday greetings and gay happy meetings
When friends come to call
It's the hap - happiest season of all
There'll be parties for hosting
Marshmallows for toasting
And caroling out in the snow
There'll be scary ghost stories
And tales of the glories of
Christmases long, long ago
It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year
There'll be much mistltoeing
And hearts will be glowing
When love ones are near
It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year
There'll be parties for hosting
Marshmallows for toasting
And caroling out in the snow
There'll be scary ghost stories
And tales of the glories of
Christmases long, long ago
It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year
There'll be much mistltoeing
And hearts will be glowing
When love ones are near
It's The Most Wonderful Time
It's The Most Wonderful Time
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Post by TVFan on Dec 19, 2005 11:36:55 GMT -5
:smile49: Awesome work Naj!!
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Post by irishkale on Dec 21, 2005 1:25:18 GMT -5
Great, Naj!
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Post by Ju on Dec 22, 2005 13:40:13 GMT -5
Excellent, Naj! :smile49: :smile49:
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Post by Naj on Dec 27, 2005 9:05:56 GMT -5
Has anyone actually tried to sing these lyrics to the songs?   We do have a few humdingers in the 500 Club. So those that wonder what we do in there, you have to get to 500 to see what's going on there. Beware of Disasterfreak! Anyone care to do some lyrics to Auld Lang Signe?  |
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I'd never be able to come up with stuff like that.
