The Reverend Bizarre
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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on Jun 5, 2010 21:03:21 GMT -5
So, we have a 'The WORST movie you've ever seen' thread. I thought it was high time we had one centered around music.
So, what's the worst album, or song you've ever listened to? Which songs have put you to sleep (and not in a good way), which albums/songs have made you want to stab your eardrums with a pencil? Which albums have made you wish that the artist would never record music again?
Anyway, here's mine.
Darkest Hour - "Hidden Hands of a Sadist Nation"
I learned two very valuable lessons. One.) Never buy a CD because the art looks cool Two.) Always read music reviews.
The album was forgettable, monotonous, poorly produced; poorly played; and boring.
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Post by Kassandra on Jun 5, 2010 21:14:43 GMT -5
Hmmm. Vanessa Hudgens 2 albums should have never been recorded along with any songs from High School Musical. Anything by the meowcat Dolls. Just because you can dance and have a nice body does NOT under any circumstance mean you can sing! Demi Lovato, It's called being Pitchy! Never have any album by her been recorded! And The Jonas Brothers. What did I do to your heart. I think they should have known Country was just not the way to go! Although Nick is hot ill give them 1 point! BTW I have nothing against Disney lol even though most of the artists I hate come from Disney
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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on Jun 5, 2010 22:35:32 GMT -5
Oh great, the meow Cat Dolls. Someone once wrote a little crack thing in which Satan is strutting around Jesus, and singing "Don't you wish your angels were hot like me?"
Sooo, greeeat, now I have that stuck in my head.
Alright, another one; and file this under 'disappointing albums' Tiamat's - "Amanethes" I enjoy Tiamat's music; Wild Honey will always stand out as their magnum opus, but I also liked 'Prey'; 'Judas Christ'; and 'Skeleton Skeletron'. Amanethes is just depressing, and boring. There are bands who can pull that off (Ulver for example, when they released 'Shadows of the Sun'). Tiamat is not one of them.
Motley Crue's "If I Whine Tomorrow" oops I mean, "If I Die Tomorrow" is irritating. When I first heard the song years ago, I thought it was by the band Simple Plan. Boy, was I proven wrong! Then I find out that apparently Simple Plan did write the song.
Why do I hate this song? It's Motley Crue gone emo. It's a once metal band now whining, "If I die tooomorrow, will you beeee heere tooday?" over and over again.
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Post by Kassandra on Jun 5, 2010 22:42:45 GMT -5
haha omg the song Low by Flo rida! COMPLETE FAIL.
And the song Alejandro by Lady Gaga. I hate it with a passion.
I know its old and a very dumb song but Barbie Girl by Aqua. OMG i want to stab myself repeatedly when I hear that song
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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on Jun 6, 2010 2:02:53 GMT -5
Ouch...I remember that last song. Oh the memories, so painful.
Trying to remember some other awful ones.
Oh! Trivium's "Unrepentant" The lyrics actually ruin the song.
"For your honor you will slaughter everyone of your daughters!"
...what.
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Post by Electrophile on Jun 6, 2010 17:18:20 GMT -5
The Scissor Sisters' cover of Pink Floyd's Comfortably Numb.
I actually started crying while it was playing because it was so bad. Like, not bad like Miley Cyrus is bad. But bad like finding out you're about to be evicted, your dog died and you have an STD....all in the same hour. That bad. It's offensive, it's insulting, it's stupid, it's pitchy, it's poorly played and on top of all that......there are people who not only think THAT'S the original.......but that it's better than Pink Floyd's version! These people are nuts.
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Post by Naj on Jun 6, 2010 18:31:33 GMT -5
I don't know if this qualifies but Jackson Browne was on Austin City Limits last week. (a possible rerun) and I can only name a handful of his songs I liked. But every song he sang I found totally uninteresting. (he didn't sing "somebody's baby" or lawyers in love or "tender". He was certainly lousy!
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Post by Kassandra on Jun 6, 2010 19:57:40 GMT -5
So I was listening to to Radio Disney with my sister while we were driving to the mall and they played the Jonas Brothers new song called LA Baby. I wanted to laugh so hard when I heard it, but I didn't because I bet my sister would hate me forever.
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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on Jun 6, 2010 21:22:55 GMT -5
I feel your pain. There are some songs that should never be remade or covered; and Comfortably Numb is one of them. Normally I actually like cover songs; it's interesting to see other bands put their own spin on a certain song. Even so, there are some covers that are just bad. Life of Agony's cover of "Don't You Forget About Me" comes to mind. I would much rather take the original version over that cover. The cover is just...depressing, and makes me want to eat thumbtacks. You can be the judge. The Original The Remake I think that counts. (refrains from posting 1000 uninteresting songs herself.) Sometimes I don't know which is worse. An album or song that's truly awful, or one that's just uninteresting. Kassandra - Nice save of face. And, I'm going to say as of right now, that Iron Maiden's "Number of the Beast" is one of the most over hyped metal albums ever. Critics and fans can't seem to shut up about how amazing this album is; yet I found it boring. The only song I liked on the album was "Run to the Hills" Oh, no, wait, "Reign in Blood" by Slayer is also ridiculously over hyped. I remember buying a DVD of one of their concerts where they played only that album. I watched it, was utterly bored, and wound up selling it back to the store. The entire thing is essentially one long thirty minute thrash metal song.
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Post by Gina on Jun 16, 2010 11:28:52 GMT -5
I must say that anything by Justin Beiber makes me ears bleed. I almost feel bad for the kid though, cause everyone makes fun of him.
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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on Jun 17, 2010 0:24:09 GMT -5
I seriously thought he was the younger brother to...err whoever that guy was that starred in High School Musical.
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Post by Gina on Jun 17, 2010 0:25:28 GMT -5
Zac Efron. Haha. Another voice I can't stand to listen to.
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Post by Gina on Jun 25, 2010 10:03:43 GMT -5
Sorry for the double post, but I figured I'd revive this thread~
I absolutely HATE anything by Nicki Minaj. Ugh.
And that song, BedRock by Young Money.
I liked it when it first came out, for about a day. Now you can't pay me to listen to it.
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The Reverend Bizarre
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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on Jun 26, 2010 1:17:53 GMT -5
Another album I hated was Origins 'Origins' hyperfast annoying 'technical' death metal. Too much technicality, not enough soul.
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