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Post by TVFan on May 17, 2010 17:00:15 GMT -5
Nominate up to 5 lines or exchanges from the regular cast or the guest cast. You can nominate multiple lines from the same episode and from the same character as long as the line/exchange is different. Duplicate nominations from the same member will only be counted once. Be sure to include the name of the episode with each nomination. NOTE: In the past I've linked to each episode's TV.com quotes page, but this season they don't seem to have any quotes listed. So, we're on our own, I'm afraid.
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The Reverend Bizarre
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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on Jun 7, 2010 15:20:22 GMT -5
I found that this season had quite a few lines/exchanges that were unintentionally funny. From 7x7 'Read Between the Lines' Kat: I'm gone for two weeks, and suddenly I'm vegetarian? From 7x13 'Bombers' Lilly:  Moe: Lilly: Moe: Lilly: *blonde chick starts hugging onto Moe* Lilly: >=( Moe: ;D Lilly: D=< Moe: >=D *followed by that guy knocking on Lilly's window, and telling her to leave.* I'll have to come back with three more. |
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toddsmitts
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Post by toddsmitts on Jun 7, 2010 17:08:40 GMT -5
"You're all disinvited to the champagne brunch tomorrow!" -Louie, "Two Weddings".
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Post by zoé on Jun 7, 2010 18:15:00 GMT -5
The only one I could think of:
"What no dip?" - Guy attached in the closet with the chips 7x22 Shattered
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Post by Kassandra on Jun 7, 2010 19:19:18 GMT -5
7x1
Councilor: So your accusations are based solely on circumstantial evidence?"
Lilly:"Well the evidence being 3 speeding tickets for Moe Kitchner on the school owned vehicle, Neighbors testifying that he parked the suburban at his house every night, except the night he was dumping Kate Butlers body in German Town. Paint scrapings and dents are an exact match to the damage on my car, not to mention the 12 stitch's on the back of my skull."
Councilor: "Your Honor!"
Lilly: "The school may have owned the vehicle on paper, but it was your clients car and everyone knew it."
Councilor: "Your Honor, move that detective Rush's last two statements be struck from the record."
Judge: " You opened the door Councilor."
Lilly:" smiles at his attorney and Moe."
Chinatown:
Eddie: " When was the last time you called in sick?"
Lilly: " Oh, I don't know"
The Good Soldier:
In the car...
Paul: "Atlantic City...."
Finn: "Nothing happened"
Paul: "My car got towed!"
Finn: "Well it's not my fault the impound lot doesn't open until the morning"
Paul: "Your up at 6 AM with me to go pick it up, and pay for it."
Finn: "Fine, I won like 500 bucks anyways."
Paul: "With money you stole from me!"
Lilly: " Maybe this is a conversation you two can have in the morning"
Paul: "Easy for you to say you don't have to think about his future!"
Lilly: "Then maybe just not inside my car at 2 in the morning"
Skip Paul's lines...
Finn: "I'm not going to Cornell anyways.... I wanna be a cop."
Paul: "What?, don't be ridiculous"
Lilly: "Whats ridiculous about being a cop?"
Paul: "I meant for him!"
Lilly: "OH, but it's OK for me?"
Paul: "Don't be defensive Lilly, I'm not attacking you!"
Lilly: "No just my job, which by the way is how we found him!"
Finn: "Oh, I should have guessed you'd be the one to Narc me out!"
7x14 two weddings
Vera: "I'll find the tramp"
Lilly: " Go make a friend Scotty."
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Post by toddsmitts on Jun 11, 2010 1:50:07 GMT -5
The only one I could think of: "What no dip?" - Guy attached in the closet with the chips 7x22 ShatteredForgot about that one. I'll second that! ;D |
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Post by coldboneslove398 on Jun 12, 2010 22:23:37 GMT -5
1. "Two Weddings"
Lilly: I like the paisley.
Nick: Thanks, it's slimming.
2. "Two Weddings"
Louie: God! You guys are all disinvited to the champagne brunch tomorrow!
3. "Read Between the Lines"
Eddie: Happy Anniversary!
Lilly: Some guys bring flowers.
Eddie: A dozen roses ain't got nothing on 6 hollowpoints.
Lilly: You know I already got a piece.
Eddie: Yeah but, yours comes with too many questions attached.
Lilly: Still, I think I could take it back. Get some studs, real ones.
Eddie: No refunds or exchanges.
4. "Shattered"
"What no dip?" - Guy attached in the closet with the chips
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Post by lillyrush1977 on Jun 14, 2010 13:48:15 GMT -5
1. The Good Soldier:
In the car...
Paul: "Atlantic City...."
Finn: "Nothing happened"
Paul: "My car got towed!"
Finn: "Well it's not my fault the impound lot doesn't open until the morning"
Paul: "Your up at 6 AM with me to go pick it up, and pay for it."
Finn: "Fine, I won like 500 bucks anyways."
Paul: "With money you stole from me!"
Lilly: " Maybe this is a conversation you two can have in the morning"
Paul: "Easy for you to say you don't have to think about his future!"
Lilly: "Then maybe just not inside my car at 2 in the morning"
Skip Paul's lines...
Finn: "I'm not going to Cornell anyways.... I wanna be a cop."
Paul: "What?, don't be ridiculous"
Lilly: "Whats ridiculous about being a cop?"
Paul: "I meant for him!"
Lilly: "OH, but it's OK for me?"
Paul: "Don't be defensive Lilly, I'm not attacking you!"
Lilly: "No just my job, which by the way is how we found him!"
Finn: "Oh, I should have guessed you'd be the one to Narc me out!"
2. Two Weddings
Vera: "I'll find the tramp"
3. The Crossing
Stillman: Telegram message reads "I Can't"
Jefferies: I can't what..swim
4. Two Weddings
Louie:"You're all disinvited to the champagne brunch tomorrow!"
5. Two Weddings
ADA Bell: One wine, and a club soda for her
Lilly: Why?
ADA Bell: Because you're my date, *pours wine into vase leaving a little*, and I'm your drunk boyfriend *pretends to stumble, splashes wine on the bride's dress.*
Lilly: Ugh! Curtis you idiot!
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Post by frenchfan on Jun 15, 2010 2:29:53 GMT -5
7x3 : The Crossing
Stillman: Telegram message reads "I Can't"
Will : I can't what..swim
7x07 : Read between the lines
Kat: I'm gone for two weeks, and suddenly I'm vegetarian ?
7x15 : Two weddings
Lil : I like the paisley.
Vera : Thanks. It's slimming.
7x16 : One fall
Lil : Well, you got bigger
concerns, Bear.
Bear : You found my baby !
7x20 : Free love
Ryan : Come on, it's Friday. I'll have you back by Monday.
We'll get you a car, the U. S. Marshal will deputize you.
And you get to hang out with me a little more.
Lil : But I don't really like you.
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Post by ninja1088 on Jun 20, 2010 22:26:32 GMT -5
7x05 - Bros before hoes - Wolf to Jefferies & Vera
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Post by Gina on Jun 21, 2010 0:02:56 GMT -5
I found that this season had quite a few lines/exchanges that were unintentionally funny. From 7x7 'Read Between the Lines' Kat: I'm gone for two weeks, and suddenly I'm vegetarian? From 7x13 'Bombers' Lilly: Moe: Lilly: Moe: Lilly: *blonde chick starts hugging onto Moe* Lilly: >=( Moe: ;D Lilly: D=< Moe: >=D *followed by that guy knocking on Lilly's window, and telling her to leave.* I'll have to come back with three more. I'd have to say the Lilly/Moe exchange is my favorite... hahaha. All of a sudden this random blonde chick is all up on Moe. And the guy knocking on Lilly's window scares the crap out of the whole audience... hahaha. I have to think of more later. |
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Post by Naj on Jun 21, 2010 7:25:52 GMT -5
1. Forensics:
Keith: "Sorry I don't it's flu season." (Lilly goes to shake his hand)
2. Two Weddings:
Vera; "I'll find the tramp."
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Post by Electrophile on Jun 21, 2010 10:01:58 GMT -5
I'll have to copy/paste some nominations that people have already shared, since I can't think of any others.
1. 7x22 "Shattered"
"What no dip?" - Guy attached in the closet with the chips
2. 7x07 "Read Between The Lines"
Kat: I'm gone for two weeks, and suddenly I'm vegetarian ?
3. 7x14 "Two Weddings"
Vera: "I'll find the tramp"
4. 7x3 "The Crossing"
Stillman: Telegram message reads "I Can't"
Will : I can't what....swim?
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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on Jun 21, 2010 10:22:29 GMT -5
I'm hoping someone can help with this line, but it went something like
7x14 "Two Weddings"
ADA Bell: One wine, and a club soda for her
Lilly: Why?
ADA Bell: Because you're my date, *pours wine into vase leaving a little*, and I'm your drunk boyfriend *pretends to stumble, splashes wine on the bride's dress.*
Lilly: Ugh! Curtis you idiot!
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Post by Jezebel on Jul 4, 2010 4:56:09 GMT -5
1. From "Two Weddings" (7x15)
Curtis: So, what are you up to?
Lil: Trying to get the bride alone.
Curtis: Why?
Lil: I've got some questions for her.
Curtis: ... You're working at the wedding?!
Lil: Well... yeah, I mean... you know, kind of.
Curtis: Hopless.
2. From "Iced" (7x10)
Lil: How's that work? You ply her with the schuylkill swill and quaaludes till she don't know what hit her?
Dwigh: Please. I had it going on au naturel. I didn't need no chemical help.
Lil: Well, you must've peaked in the 80's Dwight, 'cause I....... just don't see it.
3. From "Free Love" (7x20)
Ryan: Come on, it's Friday. I'll have you back by Monday. We'll get you a car, the U. S. Marshal will deputize you. And you get to hang out with me a little more.
Lil: But I don't really like you.
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Post by princesschristmas on Sept 7, 2010 14:07:09 GMT -5
7x15 : Two Weddings
Lil : I like the paisley.
Vera : Thanks. It's slimming.
7x20 : Free Love
Ryan: Come on, it's Friday. I'll have you back by Monday. We'll get you a car, the U.S Marshall will deputize you. And you get to hang out with me a little more.
Lilly: But I don't really like you.
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