Post by TVFan on Sept 11, 2009 16:31:35 GMT -5
Here are the full lines/exchanges:
1. Can You Catch - "Stealing Home"
Kat: Sign me up.
Nick: Can you catch?
Kat: Hell, yeah. I can catch.
Nick: You throw like a girl?
Kat: You dance like a white guy?
Nick: All right, pencil ya in alternate bench. (to Lilly) You throw like a girl?
Lilly: Yeah.
Nick: Catch?
Lilly: Not so much.
Nick: All right, you're our catcher.
2. Missing Cinnamon Roll - "Wednesday's Women"
Vera: (looking into the office fridge) Well, it had to be one of you. Didn't just get up and walk away...
Lilly: What's missing now?
Kat: His cinnamon roll. (off his look) Don't look at me, I don't eat breakfast.
Vera: You ate my coffee cake.
Kat: Two years ago!
Lilly: At least someone's eating it. Gotta be food in there older than our cold jobs.
Vera: Someone oughtta clean this thing up.
Kat There's a sponge right over there.
Vera: I ain't the one leaving things in here to rot! ... What?
3. Whoa - "The Brush Man"
Lilly (catching Vera in the ladies room): Whoa, whoa! Whoa!
4. Tie Wars - "Shore Leave"
(Vera staples Jeffries' tie to some papers)
Jeffries: Hey, that's my tie!
Vera: That's revenge for the decapitation of my best tie last week!
Jeffries: What makes you think I had anything to do with that incident?
Vera: Oh, don't worry. Your little partner-in-crime, LaBumba? He's going to get his, too.
Scotty: What up, fellas?
Vera: You tell me, Scotty.
(Scotty walks away with a sign on his back that says 'Ask me about Erectile Dysfunction'.)
1. Can You Catch - "Stealing Home"
Kat: Sign me up.
Nick: Can you catch?
Kat: Hell, yeah. I can catch.
Nick: You throw like a girl?
Kat: You dance like a white guy?
Nick: All right, pencil ya in alternate bench. (to Lilly) You throw like a girl?
Lilly: Yeah.
Nick: Catch?
Lilly: Not so much.
Nick: All right, you're our catcher.
2. Missing Cinnamon Roll - "Wednesday's Women"
Vera: (looking into the office fridge) Well, it had to be one of you. Didn't just get up and walk away...
Lilly: What's missing now?
Kat: His cinnamon roll. (off his look) Don't look at me, I don't eat breakfast.
Vera: You ate my coffee cake.
Kat: Two years ago!
Lilly: At least someone's eating it. Gotta be food in there older than our cold jobs.
Vera: Someone oughtta clean this thing up.
Kat There's a sponge right over there.
Vera: I ain't the one leaving things in here to rot! ... What?
3. Whoa - "The Brush Man"
Lilly (catching Vera in the ladies room): Whoa, whoa! Whoa!
4. Tie Wars - "Shore Leave"
(Vera staples Jeffries' tie to some papers)
Jeffries: Hey, that's my tie!
Vera: That's revenge for the decapitation of my best tie last week!
Jeffries: What makes you think I had anything to do with that incident?
Vera: Oh, don't worry. Your little partner-in-crime, LaBumba? He's going to get his, too.
Scotty: What up, fellas?
Vera: You tell me, Scotty.
(Scotty walks away with a sign on his back that says 'Ask me about Erectile Dysfunction'.)
