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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on Jun 5, 2009 5:06:53 GMT -5
Yeah, because I'm curious and want to read what horrible movies people have seen.
Worst movie I've seen? It has to be "Night Train to Terror"
The movie happens to be about a group of teens on a train. Unbeknownst to them God and Satan are on the same train, and they talk about how this train will lead to death. The two then talk about the fate of the passengers, and start reminiscing about the souls they've won.
Meanwhile the teens are dancing and singing this song.
Mama's at the shopping mall
Buying new shoes
Everyone's got something to do
Everybody but you!
So...
Dance with me
Dance with me
Dance with me
Dance with me.
Then it cuts to some story...a mini movie where supposedly scary stuff happens. After every segment it cuts back to the teens who are still singing that stupid song, and dancing.
This repeats twice (three stories.) At the end, God wins the souls of those on the train. Aaaand, the reward?
They get to sing that song for eternity.
Anyhoo I looked up some information on the movie, because a lot of it was completely disjointed and broken. Turns out it was!
Three movies were made, but all of them were complete crap. So they take the "best" parts from each movie, and spliced it together into one movie. I wish I were joking, but alas...
If you too would love to be subjected to this horror buy this movie online, or purchase the DVD set "16 Horror Classics" 16 movies for $20! (and some of them aren't bad at all.) ;D
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Post by Trublu on Jun 5, 2009 7:51:37 GMT -5
That's a hoot, TRB. Sounds like the movie is lucky for even making it on people's "Worst" lists. For me... I think it must have been MTV's remake of "Wuthering Heights". We watched it in my AP Brit Lit class after reading the novel, and none of us could stop making fun of it. The story was brought forward to present day times (rarely a good idea), and they made the main character a one hit wonder rock star. We ended up parodying the movie in our end of the year project (which was, coincidentally, a parody of all the novels we had read.) The basic just of the novel (which nobody understood, for the record) is that this 19th century family finds a boy and takes him in; the father quickly becomes attached to the stray and favors him over his other son. When the father dies, the other son takes over the household, and he is plain rotten to the boy. Meanwhile, there is a daughter in the picture, and as they grow older, she is meant to marry a man from another family, but falls for the stray instead. Wackiness/ general 19th century family wealth dynamics ensue. You can find out more here: Wuthering Heights |
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Post by silversideup on Jun 5, 2009 8:08:58 GMT -5
I think the worst movie I've ever seen is Top Gun, closely followed by The Towering Inferno and Black Beauty. ;D
Yes, the worst movie is definitely Top Gun. I also hate the song "Take my Breath away". Awful.
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Post by lillyfan on Jun 5, 2009 8:35:42 GMT -5
The worst movie I've ever seen? I would have to say Happy Feet. I waited and waited for this to come out and when I finally watched it I couldn't wait for it to end. Some parts were funny but not funny enough to save the movie from the stupid search of the "heart songs" and the dancing. And it was just so slow and dull, I absolutely hated it.
@silver I've never seen Top Gun, I'm not really interested because I really don't like Tom Cruise ( he's in that, right) but I agree, I do hate that song.
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Post by lillyrush1977 on Jun 5, 2009 10:47:07 GMT -5
Norbit. It was awful and Eddie Murphy wonders why he didn't win the Oscar for Dreamgirls, duh when you put out the worst movie ever after a great performance, this is what happens!
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Post by silversideup on Jun 5, 2009 10:50:55 GMT -5
@silver I've never seen Top Gun, I'm not really interested because I really don't like Tom Cruise ( he's in that, right) but I agree, I do hate that song. Yep, Tom Cruise is in it. I don't like him either and the whole movie is absolutely ridiculous. I'll never watch it again. Never. And another movie came to my mind: the newest James Bond, A Quantum of Solace. I know, there are many people who actually liked it, but I personally think it's the worst Bond movie ever. |
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Post by ali on Jun 5, 2009 13:16:08 GMT -5
Epic Movie.
A boring comedy and a stupid parody. In three words: an epic rubbish.
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Post by smallbarbie on Jun 5, 2009 13:18:05 GMT -5
'Happy Feet', I really understand lillyfan, it is terrible, beginning isn't bad but later...............really I can't watch it, it isn't for my nerves, songs downed this film totally
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Post by leni810 on Jun 5, 2009 14:45:29 GMT -5
"Happy feet" had a really bad scenario... Actually it wasn't one story, it was two which started at different times in the movie...
Anyway. The worst for me was "The departed"...! It won the Oscar, I think, only because Scorsese should have taken finally an Oscar after all this brilliant career, but this movie of his was the least deserving! Too long without keeping the interest up and with a so silly ending: They tried to stay out of the clichets and they just killed every character!!
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Jun 5, 2009 14:50:09 GMT -5
The second X-files movies, just horrible.
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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on Jun 5, 2009 18:23:13 GMT -5
I believe the worst remake I've seen is the one for Carrie. I could not stop laughing during the final scenes, and that in itself is bad.
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Post by lillyfan on Jun 5, 2009 23:57:43 GMT -5
I believe the worst remake I've seen is the one for Carrie. I could not stop laughing during the final scenes, and that in itself is bad. I agree, it was ok but I think that it was a little overdone like with the little girl causing the meteor shower or whatever that was. The writers tried way to hard on that, they should have just left it alone. |
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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on Jun 6, 2009 0:08:15 GMT -5
What made me laugh was the expression that Carrie had during the final scene where she's walking down the street. I mean, it was like; Carrie: *Walks past car. Car blows up*  I don't mind movies/shows/games about psychics/psions/people with psychic powers, but they better make sense in some way. And while I like the movie, Silent Hill had the worst plot wrap up I have ever seen. Seriously; Movie: LA LA LA CONFUSING STUFF IS HAPPENING! Audience: Huuuh? SH fans: The scenery and visuals are nice, but the dialogue sucks! And then the protagonist, Rose, opens this door. The screen goes white, and a creepy little girl proceeds to explain the entire movie to the audience. Audience: We're still confused! SH Fans: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! FFFFUUUUUU!!!! |
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Post by lillyfan on Jun 6, 2009 0:25:22 GMT -5
I've actually never seen Silent Hill because I'm a wuss. I like thrillers and suspense but I have a hard time watching stuff that I think might give me nightmares  Like I said, I'm a wuss. And I'll have to watch that part in Carrie again because I can't remember her expression in that scene. |
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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on Jun 6, 2009 0:55:20 GMT -5
I only remember that scene from Carrie, because I love laughing at absurd or unintentional funny stuff like that.
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Post by silversideup on Jun 6, 2009 9:45:42 GMT -5
With me it's probably the same. I sometimes laugh about things that aren't really meant to be funny.
That was exactly what happened when I first watched "The Towering Inferno". You know, at some point in the movie the whole house is burning and all the people in it just can't stop coughing.
I know, that shouldn't be funny, because it's actually a rather serious situation. But I just couldn't stop laughing... ;D
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Post by Gina on Jun 6, 2009 17:30:48 GMT -5
I loved Happy Feet.  Anyway, I didn't like Epic Movie at all, but I knew that I wouldn't like it the second I decided that I was going to see Epic Movie. Other than that, I really can't think of anything.  |
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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on Jun 6, 2009 20:23:03 GMT -5
*GASP* Sadist! ;D jk!
Oh! I almost forgot. MANOS! Hands of Fate! If anyone chooses to watch this horrible movie, watch the MST3K version of it. Only then is it actually bearable.
And the comments they make are pretty funny too.
"My core temperatures dropped!"
"Let's sing some Pearl Jam!"
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Post by silversideup on Jun 7, 2009 3:51:33 GMT -5
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Post by coldboneslove398 on Jun 7, 2009 19:21:32 GMT -5
Worst movie ever: "Wall-E" It was just a huge Pixar disappointment for me  . I love almost every Pixar-animated film, but this one just wasn't "it" for me. There's barely a single dialect except "robot" speak and some cute moments between EVE and Wall-E, but not enough funny moments to keep me awake to watch this. It was a waste of my 10 bucks to the movie theaters, which I rarely go to. |
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. I love almost every Pixar-animated film, but this one just wasn't "it" for me. There's barely a single dialect except "robot" speak and some cute moments between EVE and Wall-E, but not enough funny moments to keep me awake to watch this. It was a waste of my 10 bucks to the movie theaters, which I rarely go to. 
