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Post by ali on Aug 5, 2008 4:46:30 GMT -5
Yesterday my cousin asked me this question. I thought immediately at those scenes: What about yours? |
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Post by Gina on Aug 5, 2008 13:28:54 GMT -5
Mine are all from Mean Girls, like, two from Get Smart. Quotes copied from imdb.
Karen: If you're from Africa, why are you white?
Gretchen: Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.
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Regina: I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when I met him.
Karen: Do you wanna do something fun? Wanna go to taco bell?
Regina: I can't go to taco bell, I'm on an all-carb diet. GOD Karen you're so stupid!
[Regina leaves, Gretchen follows]
Gretchen: Wait, Regina! Talk to me!
Regina: No one understands me...
Gretchen: I understand you!
[Regina & Gretchen's voices fade out]
Cady: You're not stupid, Karen.
Karen: No, I am actually. I'm failing almost everything!
Cady: Well... there must be something you're good at.
Karen: I can stick my whole fist in my mouth! Wanna see?
Cady: No no no... Anything else?
Karen: Well... I'm kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense.
Cady: What do you mean?
Karen: It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.
Cady: Really? That's amazing.
Karen: Well... they can tell when it's raining.
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Coach Carr: Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.
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Karen: [thinks she flashed over] Oh my god, she's so annoying.
Gretchen: Who is?
Karen: Who's this?
Gretchen: Gretchen...
Karen: Right... hold on.
[Karen flashes over]
Karen: Oh my god, she's so annoying.
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[Gretchen arrives at Karen's house, dressed in a cat suit with cat ears. Karen's in a skimpy short dress]
Gretchen: What are you supposed to be?
[Points to her headband]
Karen: I'm a MOUSE. DUH.
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Cady: And they have this book, this burn book, where they write mean things about all the girls in our grade.
Janis: What does it say about me?
Cady: [lying, because the book describes Janis as a dyke] You're not in it.
Janis: Those b*tches!
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Janis: Regina George... How do I begin to explain Regina George?
Emma Gerber: Regina George is flawless.
Mathlete Tim Pak: I hear her hair's insured for $10,000.
Amber D'Alessio: I hear she does car commercials... in Japan.
Kristen Hadley: Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.
Short Girl: One time she met John Stamos on a plane...
Jessica Lopez: - And he told her she was pretty.
Bethany Byrd: One time she punched me in the face... it was awesome.
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Student: Nice wig, Janis. What's it made of?
Janis: Your mom's chest hair!
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Ms. Norbury: Oh, hi. Did you wanna buy some drugs?
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Ms. Norbury: [after implying that an elderly biker is her boyfriend] I'm kidding. Sometimes older people make jokes too.
Damian: My grandma takes her wig off when she's drunk.
Ms. Norbury: Your grandmother and I have that in common.
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[watching two girls in a catfight]
Jason: Yeah! Take your top off!
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Janis: What is that smell?
Cady: Oh, Regina gave me some perfume.
Janis: You smell like a baby prostitute.
Cady: Thanks!
[Janis sprays deodorant at Cady]
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Crying Girl: [reading from paper] I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...
[about to cry]
Damian: [shouting from back] She doesn't even go here!
Ms. Norbury: Do you even go to this school?
Crying Girl: No... I just have a lot of feelings...
Ms. Norbury: Ok go home...
[girl walks off stage]
Ms. Norbury: Next!
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Mr. Duvall: Never in my 14 years as an educator have I seen such behavior. And from young ladies. I've got parents calling me on the phone and asking, ?Did someone get shot?. I oughta cancel your Spring Fling.
[all girls shout, no, and whisper among themselves]
Mr. Duvall: Now, I'm not gonna do that because we've already paid the DJ, but don't think I'm not taking this book seriously. Coach Carr has fled school property. Ms. Norbury has been accused of selling drugs. Now what the young ladies in this grade need is an attitude makeover. And you're going to get it, right now. I don't care how long it takes. I will keep you here all night.
Joan the Secretary: We can't keep them past four.
Mr. Duvall: I will keep you here until four.
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Coach Carr: At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you *will* get chlamydia... and die.
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Get Smart Quote:
Maxwell Smart: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
The Chief: I don't know. Were you thinking, "Holy sh**, holy sh**, a sword fish almost went through my head"? If so, then yes.
Maxwell Smart: [to Agent 99] Is that your default setting or something? Oh, today's Tuesday, I'll punch Max. Oh look, a box of kittens, I think I'll punch Max. I have this piece of bread so now I'm going to punch Max.
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Post by riche on Aug 5, 2008 13:55:28 GMT -5
I think we all know what's going to happen here, so just sit back and enjoy: Well there's this one from Role Of A Life Time. Very cute.  This one from Inferno is oddly appealing, can't think why   And these 2 from Resurrecting The Champ of course.   |
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Post by coldboneslove398 on Aug 8, 2008 17:38:40 GMT -5
Mine are mostly from "Gladiator", "Titanic", "Batman Begins", all classics:
"My name is Maximus":
Ending scene:
"Flying scene", so romantic:
Christian Bale is so hot in this scene:
"Batmobile vs. Cops":
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Post by Gina on Aug 11, 2008 22:07:03 GMT -5
I'm watching Step Up, and I just got reminded of how much I love it.
My favorite scenes:
Auditions when all the guys keep dropping Nora, lol, like I haven't been there before.
Then,
When they are rehearsing for the first time.
Nora: 1, 2, and pique-
Tyler: What the hell is a pique?!
Nora: *exhales deeply* *does pique* This is a pique!
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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on Aug 20, 2008 23:46:56 GMT -5
This is one of my favorite scenes from the movie Session 9. Just as a precaution, it's the very last part of the movie.
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Post by elodieusa on Oct 14, 2008 15:19:55 GMT -5
Mine are mostly from "Gladiator", "Titanic", "Batman Begins", all classics: "My name is Maximus": This is one of my favourite scenes too :-) Dangerous beauty (the ending) Hard to find scenes about french movies but here's a trailer ;-) this one is just a classic ;-) Some scenes of Kingdom of Heaven, of House of Spirits when Pedro comes back and Bianca goes to meet him So many more....would take up too much, maybe I'll post some more later ;-) (talking to herself: need to get away from the board ;-) Step away from the the computer) |
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Post by jambled on Nov 16, 2008 5:23:51 GMT -5
My favourite scenes (that I can think of...)
1. Donnie Darko
- everything past the cellar door.
2. Crash
- When the gun has blanks in it and the guy's daughter survives.
3. 2:37
- Any and all tracking shots that go on forever.
- The cut wrist scene at the beginning
4. Mixed Nuts
- When Mrs Munchnik is making up songs to sing about being stuck in the elevator
5. Nightmare Before Christmas
- Jack's walk through the cemetary
6. Clue
- practically every scene, particularly when they're all running about trying to figure out whodunnit
7. Blair Witch Project II: Book of Shadows
When they finally manage to see the video and things start to get funky...
8. Pulp Fiction (actually this one should be first - I ALWAYS rewind it here)
- When Vincent stabs Mia in the chest with the adrenaline needle and she sits up with a needle sticking out of her chest and they say "say something" and she says "something"
9. Death Proof
- when Zoe flies off the car in the chase and then jumps up out of the bushes after a few uncertain minutes...
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Post by Gina on Nov 29, 2008 17:08:05 GMT -5
Also this, although I haven't seen the movie. |
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Post by silversideup on Nov 29, 2008 19:04:24 GMT -5
Also this, although I haven't seen the movie. This scene is out of "300", isn't it? I've seen the movie a few months ago and I liked it pretty much. |
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Post by Gina on Nov 30, 2008 16:59:46 GMT -5
Haha, yes. "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!" That is the best part.  |
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