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Post by Naj on May 24, 2005 8:23:51 GMT -5
Nominate up to five episodes. For a list of all season two episodes, visit our "Episode" forum. You will find a list of the cast for each episode in the first post of each episode. Episodes
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Post by r2k on May 24, 2005 18:01:00 GMT -5
The Sleepover
Brandi: What are you looking at?
Lily: Nothing!
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Tiffany: Guess what b----. Time to buy a diary because I'm not keeping your dirty little secrets.
Daniela
Scotty: I gotta be there for that interview.
Mindhunters
Vera: You're a real door prize, Leroy.
Blank Generation
Vera: What's wrong with your cats.
Lily: Nothing.
Who's Your Daddy
Lily: Well I just can't find the right ex-con smack addict to settle down with.
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byrdman9802
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Post by byrdman9802 on May 24, 2005 21:30:58 GMT -5
Hey everyone,
Here are my five:
From "Blank Generation"
When talking to Nick Logan of the First Generation:
Nick: "False gods can be wrathful."
Vera: "We don't speak cult." :lol:
Later in conversation with Jeffries and Rush:
Vera: "Whatever happened to old-fashioned cult loyalty?"
And from "Discretion"
Jeffries and Vera are talking with a girl on the street:
Vera: "You know a hustler named Ramon? Puerto Rican, probably in his 20s?"
Girl: "What do I look like, 411?"
Jeffries: "Came from Connecticut, showed up about four years ago."
Girl: "4 years ago, I'm in high school."
Vera: "So, that's a no?" :lol:
From "Time to Crime", when Lilly and Vera are talking with Rodney Johnson (gun dealer and 911 caller for girl who was killed) and they are showing him a picture of Darnell Odoms:
Lilly:"You don't recognize him?"
Rodney: "Looks awful young for one of my customers."
Vera: "Come off it, Rodney. You'd sell to a toddler if they had the cash."
From "Time to Crime" when Lill and Valens are talking with Mr. Witherspoon, and he was discussing his money problems from 1993:
Witherspoon: "I needed whatever cash I could muster."
Lill: "So you sold a mac-10 to a teenager?"
Witherspoon: "My judgment was impaired." (Just the way he said it and Lill's resulting glance were so hilarious.)
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Post by KathrynFan on May 28, 2005 5:59:56 GMT -5
Nora Lincoln: Mom, leave her alone.
Della Lincoln: The girl needs help.
Nora Lincoln: Daddy?
Derek Lincoln: Don't look at me. I got a daughter who majors in business, a wife who majors in other people's business. Me, I'm just a restaurant owner.
From The Badlands
Booker: "See you ain't wearin' no wedding ring."
Det. Rush: "Well, you know I just can't find the right ex-con drug dealing smack addict to settle down with."
From Who's Your Daddy
Det. Vera: "2 years in the lockup for putting steppops in a coma?"
Mad Mo: "Those records are supposed to be sealed."
Det. Vera: "Don't worry, we taped them backup."
From - Yo Adriane
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Post by Naj on May 30, 2005 14:54:58 GMT -5
1. Lily to Dr. Chase: "Nothing says that sweeter than banging a friend." (Schadenfreude)
2. LEROY LAMBERT: "I was at the bowling alley when Janet gone missing. Whole place saw me sitting up there at the bar."
VERA: "Bunch of drunks passed out in their beers. Real reliable." (Mindhunter)
3. LILLY: So, you snuck into observation? Groped your ding-a-ling in the dark?
GEORGE: I wouldn't flatter myself if I were you.
LILLY: That thing only work in the woods? Or maybe not even there?
GEORGE: Yet another tired-assed Lilly trick. Seen it before, seen it before. Yawn. (Mindhunter)
4. JOHN: "Yeah, well if she's a guy I'm the queen of England."
Vera: "Well, your highness..." (Daniela)
5. Autoerotic Asphixation (Vera) (Discretion)
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Post by TVFan on Jun 1, 2005 13:57:51 GMT -5
"The Sleepover"
Tiffany (to Brandi): Guess what b----. Time to buy a diary because I'm not keeping your secrets anymore.
"Mindhunter"
Lilly: So, you snuck into observation? Groped your ding-a-ling in the dark?
George: I wouldn't flatter myself if I were you.
Lilly: That thing only work in the woods? Or maybe not even there?
George: Yet another tired-assed Lilly trick. Seen it before, seen it before. Yawn
"Time to Crime
Lilly: Girls Gone Wild? (to Vera and Jeffries when they were standing up close to the TV examining a videotape)
"Schadenfreude"
Lilly (to Dr. Chase): Nothing says that sweeter than banging a friend.
"Blank Generation"
Vera: You ever notice how the leaders of all these cults get to have all the women?
Jeffries: It's good to be king.
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Post by soccerulz on Jun 10, 2005 14:09:43 GMT -5
"The Sleepover"
Tiffany (to Brandi): Guess what b----. Time to buy a diary because I'm not keeping your secrets anymore.
"Schadenfreude"
Lilly (to Dr. Chase): Nothing says that sweeter than banging a friend.
"Time to Crime"
Lilly: Girls Gone Wild? (to Vera and Jeffries when they were standing up close to the TV examining a videotape)
"Discretion"
Vera: "You know a hustler named Ramon? Puerto Rican, probably in his 20s?"
Girl: "What do I look like, 411?"
Jeffries: "Came from Connecticut, showed up about four years ago."
Girl: "4 years ago, I'm in high school."
Vera: "So, that's a no?"
"The Badlands"
Nora Lincoln: Mom, leave her alone.
Della Lincoln: The girl needs help.
Nora Lincoln: Daddy?
Derek Lincoln: Don't look at me. I got a daughter who majors in business, a wife who majors in other people's business. Me, I'm just a restaurant owner.
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Post by foxfire0114 on Jun 17, 2005 2:13:43 GMT -5
:smile21:
The only two that stick out in my mind are...
"Mindhunter"
Lilly: So, you snuck into observation? Groped your ding-a-ling in the dark?
George: I wouldn't flatter myself if I were you.
Lilly: That thing only work in the woods? Or maybe not even there?
George: Yet another tired-assed Lilly trick. Seen it before, seen it before. Yawn
"Blank Generation"
Vera: What's wrong with your cats.
Lily: Nothing.
i'll think of more later... :smile53:
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Post by samanda on Aug 21, 2005 17:14:43 GMT -5
"The Sleepover"
Brandi: What are you looking at?
Lily: Nothing!
"Blank Generation"
Vera: What's wrong with your cats.
Lily: Nothing.
"Mindhunter"
Lilly: So, you snuck into observation? Groped your ding-a-ling in the dark?
George: I wouldn't flatter myself if I were you.
Lilly: That thing only work in the woods? Or maybe not even there?
George: Yet another tired-assed Lilly trick. Seen it before, seen it before. Yawn
"The Badlands"
Nora Lincoln: Mom, leave her alone.
Della Lincoln: The girl needs help.
Nora Lincoln: Daddy?
Derek Lincoln: Don't look at me. I got a daughter who majors in business, a wife who majors in other people's business. Me, I'm just a restaurant owner.
"Time to Crime
Lilly: Girls Gone Wild? (the way Jeffries and Vera almost jump away from the tv is hilarious!)
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Post by sukkerspinn on Aug 26, 2005 7:16:43 GMT -5
"who's your daddy"
Mark: I knew this would come back to haunt me one day. I just knew it.
Scotty: Yeah, well, Booh!
"the sleepover"
Brandi: I'm sorry, seriously, but we were twelwe
Scotty: So, what's your excuse now, seriously?
"the badlands"
Kite: Always love, isn't it?
Lilly: ...or money
"Blank Generation"
Vera: What's wrong with your cats.
Lily: Nothing.
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Post by lovecoldcase on Sept 1, 2005 12:11:04 GMT -5
"Blank Generation"
Vera: What's wrong with your cats.
Lily: Nothing.
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Post by Falling on Sept 1, 2005 15:33:14 GMT -5
Vera (To Scotty): You took my Tasty Cakes?
Scotty: Nah.
Vera: I've seen you!
Scotty: Here's strudel. Eat that.
From "Ravaged" I love that one.
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Post by Ju on Sept 3, 2005 13:55:18 GMT -5
"Blank Generation"
Vera: You ever notice how the leaders of all these cults get to have all the women?
Jeffries: It's good to be king.
"Mindhunter"
Lilly: So, you snuck into observation? Groped your ding-a-ling in the dark?
George: I wouldn't flatter myself if I were you.
Lilly: That thing only work in the woods? Or maybe not even there?
George: Yet another tired-assed Lilly trick. Seen it before, seen it before. Yawn
"Revolution"
Lilly: This is the new look?
Scotty: Yeah, yeah, I slept like cr..
"It's Raining Men"
Lilly: Ten in a night?
"Revolution"
Vera (to Scotty): Don't you believe in shave anymore?
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Post by lillyflower49 on Sept 6, 2005 16:53:05 GMT -5
"Blank Generation"
Vera: What's wrong with your cats.
Lily: Nothing.
"Mindhunter"
Lilly: So, you snuck into observation? Groped your ding-a-ling in the dark?
George: I wouldn't flatter myself if I were you.
Lilly: That thing only work in the woods? Or maybe not even there?
George: Yet another tired-assed Lilly trick. Seen it before, seen it before. Yawn
"The sleepover"
Brandi: I'm sorry, seriously, but we were twelwe
Scotty: So, what's your excuse now, seriously?
"The Sleepover"
Tiffany (to Brandi): Guess what b****. Time to buy a diary because I'm not keeping your secrets anymore.
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Post by lukecordoba on Sept 7, 2005 15:55:07 GMT -5
Definitely, the funniest line was in "Shadenfreude" where the hairdresser asked Lily
"have you ever thought about a rinse?"
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