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Post by riche on Dec 6, 2006 17:32:41 GMT -5
Kat: Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Lilly?
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Dec 8, 2006 21:30:16 GMT -5
A little early but here's a fresh new one  |
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Post by riche on Dec 10, 2006 6:29:37 GMT -5
Starting with 2 variations on a theme:
Stillman: Doing a crossword Lil?
Lilly: Yes, but I'm stuck on this one.
Scotty: Let's hear the clue then.
Lilly: 6 across. 4 letters. "A light frame covered with some thin material, to be flown in the wind at the end of a long string."
Scotty: Have you got any letters already?
Lilly: If 4 down is right then it starts with a K.
Stillman: It's Kite.
Lilly: (gets flustered, leaps up, looks around hopefully) Where?
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Lilly: 18 down. 3 letters. "A narrow beam of light."
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Stillman: It's Ray.
Lilly: (gets flustered, leaps up, looks around hopefully) Where?
Scotty: What you doing Lilly?
Lilly: It's a new puzzle game that is sweeping the globe. The object is to fill the grid so that every column, every row and every 3×3 box contains the digits 1 to 9.
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Post by Naj on Dec 10, 2006 10:36:39 GMT -5
OMG these are very creative. "This is a terrible make out place." Okay, I'll try on the same picture with the same theme:  Kat: "We could pile up some boxes for cushioning." Rush: "Well, okay. I get to be on top, though."  |
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Dec 10, 2006 11:18:34 GMT -5
Scotty- So you were in a TV movie Stillman- and why didn't you tell us Lilly- *sighs* the movie was a flop, biggest disappointment of my life. Lilly- I just miss Joseph so much Scotty- you sure about that Stillman- So risking him for your job was a dumb idea after all |
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Post by riche on Dec 10, 2006 11:42:47 GMT -5
I've slightly borrowed this from elsewhere. See if you can guess where?
STILLMAN: What are you talking about?
LILLY: I'm talking about me having a baby.
STILLMAN: What?
SCOTTY: Are you serious?
LILLY: Yeah. The great thing about the Cold Case plan was I was taking control of my life. So I asked myself, what is the most important thing to me in the world? and that's when I came up with the baby plan.
STILLMAN: Well, aren't you forgetin' something? What, what, what is uh, what is that guy's name? Dad!
LILLY: It took me 28 years to find one man that I wanna spend my life with, if I have to wait another 28 years then, I'll be 56 before I can have a baby, and that's just stupid.
SCOTTY: That's what's stupid?
LILLY: I don't need an actual man, just a couple of his best swimmers. And there are places you can go to get that stuff.
SCOTTY: Down at the cells again?
LILLY: Okay, all right, how's this? 27. Hispanic-American guy. He's a policeman, born in Philly. He has brother. Oh my God, under personal comments: 'Philly Eagles, rule!'
SCOTTY: Yeah, the Eagles rule!
LILLY: Scotty, this is you!
SCOTTY: Let me see. Oh, right.
STILLMAN: When did you go to a sperm bank?
SCOTTY: Well, right after I did that sex study down at PhillyU. Hey, remember that sweater I gave you for your birthday?
STILLMAN: And that's how you bought it?
SCOTTY: Noooo, that's what I was wearing when I donated. I'm kinda surprised there's any of my boys left.
LILLY: Well, honey, it is pretty competitive. I mean I've got an actual rocket scientist here.
SCOTTY: Maybe, I should call this place and get them to put my 'Cold Case' job on here. You know, juice this puppy up a little.
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Post by tillace on Dec 10, 2006 20:50:41 GMT -5
RichE, I'm not even going to TRY and top either of your answers, they are hysterical. So glad I wasn't eating when I read them, I'd have made such a mess. Excellent stuff!  |
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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on Dec 11, 2006 2:02:12 GMT -5
Stillman: What are you reading Lil?
Lilly: I'm reading this bizarre story called "Lilly gets some Sugar."
Scotty: Fourthwall Lilly Rush! Fourthwall!
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Post by riche on Dec 11, 2006 13:41:18 GMT -5
RichE, I'm not even going to TRY and top either of your answers, they are hysterical. So glad I wasn't eating when I read them, I'd have made such a mess. Excellent stuff! That's very kind of you to say tillace. It is good to know I made you laugh so much  Despite not being a huge fan I've seen Friends so much I can see similar things coming again in this thread. Of course I missed the third of the triumvirate (I'm a little slow and had already confused Ray and Joseph in my head) : .... Lilly: 12 across. 6 letters. "The husband of Mary who was the mother of Jesus.." .... Stillman: It's Joseph. Lilly: Not likely, we won't be seeing him ever again. |
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Dec 11, 2006 14:14:27 GMT -5
*getting back from Tennessee**
Stillman- Mind telling me why the hotel bill was so high
Scotty- It wasn't me boss it was Lil
Stillman- LIL
Lilly- Alright I decided to order some room service , it was Scotty's idea
Scotty- Lil practically devored all of the room
Lilly- Yeah right whatever
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Dec 12, 2006 21:02:39 GMT -5
Here's a bonus picture  |
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Post by riche on Dec 13, 2006 16:54:46 GMT -5
Here's a bonus picture Scotty: That's a freakishly big thumb you've got there Lil. Lilly: You think this candy bar is impressive? You should see the fire exit sign over there. It's near the floor! |
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Dec 14, 2006 15:06:04 GMT -5
Lilly- Who's she
Scotty- Nothing your still my girl
Lilly- Uh huh
Charlene- Ooh a bag of skittles , me like
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Post by canuckiepen on Dec 15, 2006 8:07:37 GMT -5
Lil: Well you see, I compensate by wearing this nice sweater to keep me warm, and this <excuse me, I stand corrected> chocolate bar bag of Skittles to give me the happy chemicals for the feeling of love, while you guys take the short route.
Charlene: So I can't have some of that?
Lil: Get your own.
Scotty: Anymore where that came from, Lil?
Lil: What's it to you?
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Dec 17, 2006 19:19:21 GMT -5
One for now, another will follow at the end of this week  |
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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on Dec 18, 2006 2:20:21 GMT -5
For the one image before this.
*insert pr0no music*
Lilly: Have you noticed that everytime we're alone together that porno music starts to play?
*image above*
Lilly: OMG! E Shaped pie! *laughs*
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Dec 18, 2006 9:08:46 GMT -5
Scotty ( thinking to himself) - We both really need to get married
Scotty- On your forth bag of Skittles Lil
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Post by eurache on Dec 18, 2006 9:20:05 GMT -5
HA HA!! I GOT THE LAST SKITTLES!!!  
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Dec 20, 2006 14:03:53 GMT -5
Another image as promised and a bonus one coming soon  |
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Dec 20, 2006 16:17:36 GMT -5
Lilly- I love you Scotty
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Despite not being a huge fan I've seen Friends so much I can see similar things coming again in this thread.
