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Post by riche on Feb 14, 2007 17:37:33 GMT -5
Lilly- For the record Scotty, Boxman and RichE never came to my house If that's true Lilly then how do you explain the findings in Frannie's autopsy of RichE? She found your missing button in his stomach contents. ( it was worth it  ) Frannie: Busted! |
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Post by boxman on Feb 14, 2007 22:27:29 GMT -5
Boxman: (thinking) That RichE choked on a button before finishing the job! We need an expert now to step in and finish chomping that next button. Where's that Michelle?? ;D
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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on Feb 15, 2007 0:09:27 GMT -5
and to completely self insert myself in this game.  Lilly: Alright I don't know what's going on, but we have this LII2 girl that's obsessed with Scotty and Me getting together. Then we have this Reverend Bizarre that's convinced that I'm some sort of vampire that feeds off of corpses, but there's also that RichE guy who keeps putting me into weird absurd situations. Frannie: Oh speaking of which... Lilly looks to see Scotty with a wrench. Scotty: Anyone need their plumbing fixed? *horrible techno music starts playing* Lilly: There's no plumbing here! Scotty: Aaaw!!!! *leaves* Lilly: Frannie, help me! Frannie: How? I mean if we kiss each other that would only serve to stimulate the minds of certain members of that forum. Including RichE, and TRB. Lilly: Wait, did you say forum? Frannie: Yes. Hate to break this to you, but you and I and Scotty and the others are all being controlled by a group of avid posters that have nothing else better to do. Lilly: So this means if RichE wants us to start making out. Frannie: Yep Lilly: And if LII2 wants Scotty to bust in and take me? Frannie: fraid so. Lilly: And if TRB wants me to uhh... start drinking the blood of that corpse? Frannie: You know I'm going to say it. Lilly: Oh God!! Hell is other people!! *bonus cookies to those who can guess where Lilly's last line comes from. |
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Post by riche on Feb 15, 2007 3:57:28 GMT -5
Now things are just getting weird  Boxman: (thinking) That RichE choked on a button before finishing the job! We need an expert now to step in and finish chomping that next button. Where's that Michelle?? ;D Which just shows that Boxman has been outsmarted again. If RichE choked on the button it wouldn't be in his stomach. Trust me, he died happy Lilly: Oh God!! Hell is other people!! *bonus cookies to those who can guess where Lilly's last line comes from. No Exit ? |
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Feb 15, 2007 6:13:49 GMT -5
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Post by riche on Feb 15, 2007 7:26:06 GMT -5
 Lilly: Boxman, stop phoning me. After Shpadoinkling RichE to death I never want to be with another man. Women on the other hand....
Lilly: Hello, is that Fully Service Plumbing?... |
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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on Feb 15, 2007 7:54:00 GMT -5
<3 *Hands RichE cookies. ****************  Lilly: RING RING Banana phone! ******************** Lilly: May perhaps if I pose like this RichE, Boxman, LII2, and TRB won't be able to think of anything derogatory. *looks up* Nevermind! ************************* Lilly: Ok who put superglue on the phone? ************************** RichE: Is Lilly Rush there? Lilly: *obvious fake accent* Li-llay Roush is like, dead. I liek so tot-tally keeled her. RichE: O__O ***********last one**** Caller: Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday dear...oh I'm sorry, I forgot your name. Lilly: Very funny Scotty. Caller: Oh, oh ok! Happy birthday dear Verifunnyscotty Happy birthday to you! Happy...oh I forgot how old you are! Lilly: *click* Seriously asking a woman her age.... |
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Post by riche on Feb 15, 2007 8:03:27 GMT -5
OK, I didn't get the girl. I'll settle for cookies this time  |
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Post by michelle on Feb 15, 2007 10:12:33 GMT -5
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Post by Naj on Feb 15, 2007 11:26:14 GMT -5
 and to completely self insert myself in this game. Lilly: Alright I don't know what's going on, but we have this LII2 girl that's obsessed with Scotty and Me getting together. Then we have this Reverend Bizarre that's convinced that I'm some sort of vampire that feeds off of corpses, but there's also that RichE guy who keeps putting me into weird absurd situations. Frannie: Oh speaking of which... Lilly looks to see Scotty with a wrench. Scotty: Anyone need their plumbing fixed? *horrible techno music starts playing* Lilly: There's no plumbing here! Scotty: Aaaw!!!! *leaves* Lilly: Frannie, help me! Frannie: How? I mean if we kiss each other that would only serve to stimulate the minds of certain members of that forum. Including RichE, and TRB. Lilly: Wait, did you say forum? Frannie: Yes. Hate to break this to you, but you and I and Scotty and the others are all being controlled by a group of avid posters that have nothing else better to do. Lilly: So this means if RichE wants us to start making out. Frannie: Yep Lilly: And if LII2 wants Scotty to bust in and take me? Frannie: fraid so. Lilly: And if TRB wants me to uhh... start drinking the blood of that corpse? Frannie: You know I'm going to say it. Lilly: Oh God!! Hell is other people!! *bonus cookies to those who can guess where Lilly's last line comes from.
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Post by riche on Feb 15, 2007 15:51:45 GMT -5
In an attempt to get this thread back on track. Phone voice: At the third stroke it will be 10:41 precisely. BEEP BEEP BEEP.
Lilly: (shakey voice) Hello, is ADA Kite there?
Lilly: So that's a number 17 and a 45 with extra rice? Do you want anything else with that Sir? OK. What's the name? I.P. Freely?
Lilly: Homocide. Phone voice: Hello. Is Al there? Lilly: Al? Phone voice: Yeah, Al. Last name, Coholic. Lilly: Lemme check. (shouting) Phone call for Al. Al Coholic. Is there an Al Coholic here? The whole office laughs at her.Lilly: Wait a minute. Listen, you little yellow-bellied rat jackass. If I ever find out who you are, I'll kill ya!
Lilly: (thinking) It's not even plugged in but if I keep this phone to my ear maybe Vera won't ask me join in the football sweepstake. |
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Post by michelle on Feb 15, 2007 19:43:52 GMT -5
Boxman: (thinking) That RichE choked on a button before finishing the job! We need an expert now to step in and finish chomping that next button. Where's that Michelle?? ;D OMG Boxman I just saw this!!! LMAO!!!!! Wakka wakka wakka wakka. . . (That's the sound of Ms. Pacman eating the "buttons") Sorry to drag this off track again. . . Thanks for your confidence in me, Boxman. I won't let you down!!  |
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Feb 15, 2007 19:55:22 GMT -5
Here's two bonus ones ,have fun!!!   |
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Post by riche on Feb 16, 2007 4:29:24 GMT -5
 Lilly: Because I'm worth it. Yes, I used it before, but you're not disagreeing with me
Lilly: Taxi for Mr Stillm.... oh, it's you. Stillman: Rush. Lilly: How long's it been now since you let me go? Stillman: It must be nearly 2 years. Is this what you're doing now? Lilly: You know, gotta earn a living. So, where to Lieutenant? Stillman: Actually it's Commissioner now. Lilly: Oh right, congratulations. Stillman: How's... Joseph was it? Lilly: Don't know, it ended. I haven't seen him in over a year now. No-one said these captions had to be funny
 Kat: Lilly, do you see that? Lilly: What? Kat: Never mind.
Kat: Lilly, do you see that? Lilly: What? Those ghostly apparitions? Kat: Yes. Lilly: No, they're a figment of your imagination.
Kat: Lilly, do you see that? Lilly: What? Those ghostly apparitions? Kat: Yes. Lilly: You do too? Thank god for that, I thought I was going nuts.
Kat: Vera! If I catch you doing that once more I'm telling Stillman! And put the photos back in the case file! |
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Post by riche on Feb 16, 2007 4:45:19 GMT -5
Wakka wakka wakka wakka. . . (That's the sound of Ms. Pacman eating the "buttons") We know that you're the right gal for the job michelle, we're sure that no-one will be disappointed  |
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Post by boxman on Feb 16, 2007 11:04:43 GMT -5
RichE, please allow me to tweak some of your captions:Lilly: So that's a number 17 and a 45 with extra rice? Do you want anything else with that Sir? OK. What's the name? I.P. Freely? Lilly: And make this a rush order?? Oh, don't worry. With me, they're all rush orders!!
Lilly: Homocide. Phone voice: Hello. Is Al there? Lilly: Al? Phone voice: Yeah, Al. Last name, Coholic. Lilly: Lemme check. (shouting) Phone call for Al. Al Coholic. Is there an Al Coholic here? The whole office laughs at her.Lilly: Wait a minute. Listen, you little yellow-bellied rat jackass. If I ever find out who you are, I'll kill ya! Phone voice: Ha ha ha... Lilly, you fall for that joke all the time!! Lilly: (sighs) Oh, Christina! I should have known it was you. I get it. You're looking for mom, right? Well her new phone number is 215-923-7900...
And a new one:Lilly: That's right, a dozen Lily flowers in a vase. And please have the card read, "To my Scotty-pooh, Thanks for a wonderful VALENtine's Day." That's right, make sure you capitalize the letters V-A-L-E-N in "VALENtine's Day".....
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Post by riche on Feb 16, 2007 11:32:58 GMT -5
RichE, please allow me to tweak some of your captions: Feel free, but you'd better make them damn funny Mmmm... errr. I was going suggest that you made that a typical TV-style 555 number but then I looked it up.... Now you're just trying to make us sick  I don't ever see Lilly saying Scotty-pooh. |
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Post by boxman on Feb 16, 2007 16:18:16 GMT -5
Now you're just trying to make us sick I don't ever see Lilly saying Scotty-pooh. Okay, then.... Lilly: That's right, a dozen Lily flowers in a vase. And please have the card read, "To my RichE-pooh, Thanks for a wonderful Valentine's Day." ... That's right, make sure you capitalize the letter "E" in "RichE".....  ;D |
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Post by riche on Feb 16, 2007 16:31:02 GMT -5
Lilly: That's right, a dozen Lily flowers in a vase. And please have the card read, "To my RichE-pooh, Thanks for a wonderful Valentine's Day." ... That's right, make sure you capitalize the letter "E" in "RichE"..... ;D That's more like it. The acceptable face of pooh. I still can't see Lilly saying it, but I'd much rather hear that |
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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on Feb 16, 2007 22:27:55 GMT -5
Kat: Did you just see that? Lilly: Mmm see what? Kat: Those ghostly apparitions! They just appeared here! Lilly: Mmm the only thing I see is you baby. |
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I don't ever see Lilly saying Scotty-pooh.
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