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Post by longislanditalian2 on Sept 29, 2006 15:16:13 GMT -5
Lilly (to joseph) I'm pregnant
Joseph- Marry me
Scotty- I'm single
Kat- Get lost
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Post by coldcasegirl on Oct 2, 2006 14:59:28 GMT -5
Lilly: "I cooked Joseph a four-course dinner last night!"
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Oct 2, 2006 21:55:56 GMT -5
Lilly : I decided to become a chef at five star resturant
Joseph- Not until you go to cooking school first
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"The way your prophet breaks his bread does not speak the future." - Mephirostus
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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on Oct 2, 2006 23:42:52 GMT -5
Joseph: I wuv my Mista kitty.
Lilly: Respect my authoratah!!
(totally ripped from South Park, btw)
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Oct 3, 2006 4:32:29 GMT -5
Joseph- Are you in love with someone else
Lilly- Scotty (smiling )
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Lilly Rush
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Post by coldcasegirl on Oct 3, 2006 20:21:29 GMT -5
haha, funny The Reverend Bizarre  Stillman- Lil, I am the one who hurt you when you were younger (if that was true, I would beat him up!!!!  ) |
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Oct 3, 2006 20:25:28 GMT -5
Lilly- I got my degree in cooking
Joseph- Yikes, should the fire department be on call
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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on Oct 3, 2006 21:36:01 GMT -5
Lilly: I can't cook Joseph: I can tell. Lilly: *WHACK!* **** Lilly: I can't cook....*suddenly blaring music plays. The room gets dark, and when the lights come up Lilly is wearing a leather, rocker outfit. Then she starts singing.** I can't cook! I can't clean! The only thing about me is the way I work! Joseph:  *) |
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Oct 3, 2006 21:39:07 GMT -5
Joseph- Lilly what on earth are you weaing
Lilly- I've now decided to become a rock star
Joseph- what about the cats
Lilly- Mmm tasty
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Lilly Rush
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Post by The Reverend Bizarre on Oct 4, 2006 1:03:13 GMT -5
LMAO!!
Lilly: I got a letter. The name on the envelope said "Olivia". Couldn't possibly be true, a dead cat can't write a letter. Actually, a cat can't write a letter at all. So why am I looking for Olivia here? In my house?
Joseph: Sweety, what are you doing?
Lilly: ACK!
Joseph: ACK!
*****
*Lilly is reading a book.*
Joseph: What'cha readin?
Lilly: The Book of the Tasty Ceremony. If I can summon this God, then I'll be a great cook!
Joseph: Aww, sweety, you don't have to be a good cook.
Lilly: Yeah, listen I kind of need to sacrafice you.
Joseph: Oh, sh-- *runs*
Lilly: *cries*
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TH? TRUTH IS ?UT TH?R?
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Post by Lee on Oct 4, 2006 3:30:07 GMT -5
Joseph- Lilly what on earth are you weaing Lilly- I've now decided to become a rock star Joseph- what about the cats Lilly- Mmm tasty That's unbelievably cruel. And very Ozzy Osbourne. I think. But good one. |
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Oct 4, 2006 8:30:45 GMT -5
Joseph -I really love you but I love my cats much more
Lilly- Get out of my house
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Lilly Rush
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Post by coldcasegirl on Oct 4, 2006 20:34:55 GMT -5
Lilly: "I'm moving back in with my mom"  |
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Oct 4, 2006 20:56:16 GMT -5
Lilly- Ray stop coming around here
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Oct 15, 2006 9:48:55 GMT -5
Lilly- A snow day Yea!!
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Post by Naj on Oct 15, 2006 14:14:19 GMT -5
Um... some of these are really nasty.  |
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Oct 17, 2006 4:32:21 GMT -5
Lilly- I only love you Scotty
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Lilly Rush
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Post by coldcasegirl on Oct 17, 2006 14:32:45 GMT -5
Ray- "Forget you Lilly..."  Lilly- "I never want to see you again Ray" |
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Post by longislanditalian2 on Oct 17, 2006 15:36:16 GMT -5
Joseph- Will you marry me
Lilly- Yes , I will love you forever
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Post by Naj on Oct 17, 2006 16:05:53 GMT -5
This is a bit crude but doubt we'd hear it: Was that you, Scotty? Vera would do this though.  |
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