Athame
Loyal to Look Again
Hiding Duck
Do you like this pumpkin!?
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Post by Athame on Sept 26, 2005 0:23:43 GMT -5
Lilly and Scotty finally said sorry and decided to be friends again. But not before Lilly had a terrible fit and darted dirty looks. So Scotty burst and told Lilly that she should go to hell. So then they realized they were being watched so they went to the place where the case files were stored and started to think about if they should fool around but were interrupted by Vera, who didn't know what to say, so they asked him, would he join? Vera considered it, and decided not to, but thanked them hesitantly. Then they heard a scream and turned to find Christina shocked yet excited at Vera's awesome display of self-control. Impressed, she decided to launch herself into chaste nunhood in order to gain perspective, but she quickly realized it was impossible. Lilly decided to give her a lesson, so she invited Christina to smell her fists which grossed Christina out. So she swooned into Vera who was able to carry her to the squadroom, leaving Scotty and Lilly wondering what would happen if all of the team members saw what they'd almost done. Suddenly, Stillman dashed in, gun out and ready to blow somebody's head off. "What is going on? Why are you here and not out solving cases?" Lilly seemed flustered and started to run away, but her hair caught fiercly on Scotty's lapel, flinging her mouth into Scotty's. After several minutes they broke apart, and Scotty said, "That was just what I needed!" Then, Jeffries arrived, looked hungrily on what just transpired. "My turn," he said eagerly to Vera, whose eyes were actually on Scotty. "Tough choice," Vera said, deciding whether he should just forget what momma had taught him and throw himself at Jeffries' massive arms or melt into Scotty's hot lips, but Stillman swept him into his arms, while Lilly watched, drooling and ecstatic, and eager to pull a threesome. Then Kite appeared, which caused Lilly to get mad and slap him right across his face. Kite decided to get rough and grabbed Lilly and threw her back to Vera. Meanwhile, Stillman was making eyes at Christina who was eyeing Kite happily, but he didn't give a hoot. Christina got angry, grabbed a gun and aimed at Lilly, but suddenly Lilly spun around and pounced on Scotty. "Don't shoot," Scotty begged. Then, Vera pulled a knife and lunged it towards Christina. Christina stepped back into the open case file box and she tripped, falling over Jeffries who was unable to keep her from landing on the floor, and she painfully landed on her rear end. Everyone laughed. Christina got up and started yelling, "Scotty, you damn idiot. Couldn't you keep your paws off my sister?" "Like you couldn't keep your hands off my partner," Jefferies yelled back. Then, a huge fistfight broke out between Christina and Vera, who decided to show her the right way and took her in a headlock, while laughing uncontrollably. "You both deserve each other Scotty, just elope," Stillman ordered. Scotty grabbed Lilly's ankle and started pleading with her to just stop and kiss him. Lilly happily agreed, but before they could, a loud explosion busted their intense, loving gaze. Christina had blown herself up into tiny little pieces. "Yey, she's gone," Everyone cheered. Then, Scotty puckkered up all over Stillman, who pushed him down the stairs, while Vera cried and Jeffries screamed. Lilly laughed uncontrollably. "Ohh, you guys crack me up!" She pushed Scotty back down when he pulled her toward him and they both fell on the floor. "This feels good," Lilly said, as Scotty unbuttoned her shirt and pants urgently. Lilly kissed Scotty's forehead and he kissed her itty, bitty, tiny nose. "Do it!" Chistina's mouth screamed. "Huh, what was delicious. I want ..." Before Lilly could rip Scotty's shirt off him, she had to tell him the truth. She whispered softly into his ear, "I can't do this without taking a pill for my daily dose of contraception. Quickly she reached for her jacket pocket. "Don't bother," Scotty announced as he pulled a rubber and slipped it into the coffee for warmth and soaking till it was of no more use. Suddenly, a loud noise ended Lilly's daydream. Sitting there Lilly sighed and looked over at Scotty. She smiled, wondering what he would do if she came on to Stillman and took him from *spoiler*, but she realized Scotty was crying like a baby. She stood up to go hug him, but Stillman got there first. "Whats wrong, baby?" Lilly was shocked. "Ok, group hug". Then Lilly flew over to Scotty and squeezed him like an orange. Kite saw this and decided to deck Scotty for hitting on Lil. He grabbed a sleeve of Lilly's and chewed down. "Don't ditch me," she pleaded innocently. "Its alright Lilly," Kite grunted. "I'm only ditching Scotty. I love you." But Lilly realized Scotty needed her. Plus, he looked a real mess, so she decided she had to be the man in this relationship. She told Kite she'd be quick and give him to Stillman to get a reality-check. Stillman slapped Scotty in his face, kicked him some ice-cream flavoured rocks and told Kite to take Lilly to his place. Kite happily agreed, but Lilly couldn't breathe. "What the crap? I don't wanna go there, Kite'll wanna get some rest and brush his teeth, gel his hair then do me!!" "Don't you want my arms around your fine body?" Kite looked worried. She liked Scotty being jealous of Kite. Scotty wanted to know what was going on in Kite's perverted tiny little brain. Scotty never trusted Kite with Lilly and decided to start shooting Kite. Lilly watched happily as Scotty missed. Kite kissed lilly passionately but then she broke the kiss by slapping his butt lovingly. Then, Jeffries arrived with suprising news that lilly's cat, Olivia, was pregnant! "Taken by suprise, Lilly threw a
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Disasterfreak
Lilly's Bedroom
I'm not her Ho [/b][/color]err.. Rerun Retard Ho [/b][/color]
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Post by Disasterfreak on Sept 26, 2005 23:17:33 GMT -5
Lilly and Scotty finally said sorry and decided to be friends again. But not before Lilly had a terrible fit and darted dirty looks. So Scotty burst and told Lilly that she should go to hell. So then they realized they were being watched so they went to the place where the case files were stored and started to think about if they should fool around but were interrupted by Vera, who didn't know what to say, so they asked him, would he join? Vera considered it, and decided not to, but thanked them hesitantly. Then they heard a scream and turned to find Christina shocked yet excited at Vera's awesome display of self-control. Impressed, she decided to launch herself into chaste nunhood in order to gain perspective, but she quickly realized it was impossible. Lilly decided to give her a lesson, so she invited Christina to smell her fists which grossed Christina out. So she swooned into Vera who was able to carry her to the squadroom, leaving Scotty and Lilly wondering what would happen if all of the team members saw what they'd almost done. Suddenly, Stillman dashed in, gun out and ready to blow somebody's head off. "What is going on? Why are you here and not out solving cases?" Lilly seemed flustered and started to run away, but her hair caught fiercly on Scotty's lapel, flinging her mouth into Scotty's. After several minutes they broke apart, and Scotty said, "That was just what I needed!" Then, Jeffries arrived, looked hungrily on what just transpired. "My turn," he said eagerly to Vera, whose eyes were actually on Scotty. "Tough choice," Vera said, deciding whether he should just forget what momma had taught him and throw himself at Jeffries' massive arms or melt into Scotty's hot lips, but Stillman swept him into his arms, while Lilly watched, drooling and ecstatic, and eager to pull a threesome. Then Kite appeared, which caused Lilly to get mad and slap him right across his face. Kite decided to get rough and grabbed Lilly and threw her back to Vera. Meanwhile, Stillman was making eyes at Christina who was eyeing Kite happily, but he didn't give a hoot. Christina got angry, grabbed a gun and aimed at Lilly, but suddenly Lilly spun around and pounced on Scotty. "Don't shoot," Scotty begged. Then, Vera pulled a knife and lunged it towards Christina. Christina stepped back into the open case file box and she tripped, falling over Jeffries who was unable to keep her from landing on the floor, and she painfully landed on her rear end. Everyone laughed. Christina got up and started yelling, "Scotty, you damn idiot. Couldn't you keep your paws off my sister?" "Like you couldn't keep your hands off my partner," Jefferies yelled back. Then, a huge fistfight broke out between Christina and Vera, who decided to show her the right way and took her in a headlock, while laughing uncontrollably. "You both deserve each other Scotty, just elope," Stillman ordered. Scotty grabbed Lilly's ankle and started pleading with her to just stop and kiss him. Lilly happily agreed, but before they could, a loud explosion busted their intense, loving gaze. Christina had blown herself up into tiny little pieces. "Yey, she's gone," Everyone cheered. Then, Scotty puckkered up all over Stillman, who pushed him down the stairs, while Vera cried and Jeffries screamed. Lilly laughed uncontrollably. "Ohh, you guys crack me up!" She pushed Scotty back down when he pulled her toward him and they both fell on the floor. "This feels good," Lilly said, as Scotty unbuttoned her shirt and pants urgently. Lilly kissed Scotty's forehead and he kissed her itty, bitty, tiny nose. "Do it!" Chistina's mouth screamed. "Huh, what was delicious. I want ..." Before Lilly could rip Scotty's shirt off him, she had to tell him the truth. She whispered softly into his ear, "I can't do this without taking a pill for my daily dose of contraception. Quickly she reached for her jacket pocket. "Don't bother," Scotty announced as he pulled a rubber and slipped it into the coffee for warmth and soaking till it was of no more use. Suddenly, a loud noise ended Lilly's daydream. Sitting there Lilly sighed and looked over at Scotty. She smiled, wondering what he would do if she came on to Stillman and took him from *spoiler*, but she realized Scotty was crying like a baby. She stood up to go hug him, but Stillman got there first. "Whats wrong, baby?" Lilly was shocked. "Ok, group hug". Then Lilly flew over to Scotty and squeezed him like an orange. Kite saw this and decided to deck Scotty for hitting on Lil. He grabbed a sleeve of Lilly's and chewed down. "Don't ditch me," she pleaded innocently. "Its alright Lilly," Kite grunted. "I'm only ditching Scotty. I love you." But Lilly realized Scotty needed her. Plus, he looked a real mess, so she decided she had to be the man in this relationship. She told Kite she'd be quick and give him to Stillman to get a reality-check. Stillman slapped Scotty in his face, kicked him some ice-cream flavoured rocks and told Kite to take Lilly to his place. Kite happily agreed, but Lilly couldn't breathe. "What the crap? I don't wanna go there, Kite'll wanna get some rest and brush his teeth, gel his hair then do me!!" "Don't you want my arms around your fine body?" Kite looked worried. She liked Scotty being jealous of Kite. Scotty wanted to know what was going on in Kite's perverted tiny little brain. Scotty never trusted Kite with Lilly and decided to start shooting Kite. Lilly watched happily as Scotty missed. Kite kissed lilly passionately but then she broke the kiss by slapping his butt lovingly. Then, Jeffries arrived with suprising news that lilly's cat, Olivia, was pregnant! "Taken by suprise, Lilly threw a bomb down Jeffries' :smile83:
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blinddarkness
Officer I
Loves Lilly [/color]
This isn't the end, just the beginning...
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Post by blinddarkness on Sept 27, 2005 1:56:03 GMT -5
Lilly and Scotty finally said sorry and decided to be friends again. But not before Lilly had a terrible fit and darted dirty looks. So Scotty burst and told Lilly that she should go to hell. So then they realized they were being watched so they went to the place where the case files were stored and started to think about if they should fool around but were interrupted by Vera, who didn't know what to say, so they asked him, would he join? Vera considered it, and decided not to, but thanked them hesitantly. Then they heard a scream and turned to find Christina shocked yet excited at Vera's awesome display of self-control. Impressed, she decided to launch herself into chaste nunhood in order to gain perspective, but she quickly realized it was impossible. Lilly decided to give her a lesson, so she invited Christina to smell her fists which grossed Christina out. So she swooned into Vera who was able to carry her to the squadroom, leaving Scotty and Lilly wondering what would happen if all of the team members saw what they'd almost done. Suddenly, Stillman dashed in, gun out and ready to blow somebody's head off. "What is going on? Why are you here and not out solving cases?" Lilly seemed flustered and started to run away, but her hair caught fiercly on Scotty's lapel, flinging her mouth into Scotty's. After several minutes they broke apart, and Scotty said, "That was just what I needed!" Then, Jeffries arrived, looked hungrily on what just transpired. "My turn," he said eagerly to Vera, whose eyes were actually on Scotty. "Tough choice," Vera said, deciding whether he should just forget what momma had taught him and throw himself at Jeffries' massive arms or melt into Scotty's hot lips, but Stillman swept him into his arms, while Lilly watched, drooling and ecstatic, and eager to pull a threesome. Then Kite appeared, which caused Lilly to get mad and slap him right across his face. Kite decided to get rough and grabbed Lilly and threw her back to Vera. Meanwhile, Stillman was making eyes at Christina who was eyeing Kite happily, but he didn't give a hoot. Christina got angry, grabbed a gun and aimed at Lilly, but suddenly Lilly spun around and pounced on Scotty. "Don't shoot," Scotty begged. Then, Vera pulled a knife and lunged it towards Christina. Christina stepped back into the open case file box and she tripped, falling over Jeffries who was unable to keep her from landing on the floor, and she painfully landed on her rear end. Everyone laughed. Christina got up and started yelling, "Scotty, you damn idiot. Couldn't you keep your paws off my sister?" "Like you couldn't keep your hands off my partner," Jefferies yelled back. Then, a huge fistfight broke out between Christina and Vera, who decided to show her the right way and took her in a headlock, while laughing uncontrollably. "You both deserve each other Scotty, just elope," Stillman ordered. Scotty grabbed Lilly's ankle and started pleading with her to just stop and kiss him. Lilly happily agreed, but before they could, a loud explosion busted their intense, loving gaze. Christina had blown herself up into tiny little pieces. "Yey, she's gone," Everyone cheered. Then, Scotty puckkered up all over Stillman, who pushed him down the stairs, while Vera cried and Jeffries screamed. Lilly laughed uncontrollably. "Ohh, you guys crack me up!" She pushed Scotty back down when he pulled her toward him and they both fell on the floor. "This feels good," Lilly said, as Scotty unbuttoned her shirt and pants urgently. Lilly kissed Scotty's forehead and he kissed her itty, bitty, tiny nose. "Do it!" Chistina's mouth screamed. "Huh, what was delicious. I want ..." Before Lilly could rip Scotty's shirt off him, she had to tell him the truth. She whispered softly into his ear, "I can't do this without taking a pill for my daily dose of contraception. Quickly she reached for her jacket pocket. "Don't bother," Scotty announced as he pulled a rubber and slipped it into the coffee for warmth and soaking till it was of no more use. Suddenly, a loud noise ended Lilly's daydream. Sitting there Lilly sighed and looked over at Scotty. She smiled, wondering what he would do if she came on to Stillman and took him from *spoiler*, but she realized Scotty was crying like a baby. She stood up to go hug him, but Stillman got there first. "Whats wrong, baby?" Lilly was shocked. "Ok, group hug". Then Lilly flew over to Scotty and squeezed him like an orange. Kite saw this and decided to deck Scotty for hitting on Lil. He grabbed a sleeve of Lilly's and chewed down. "Don't ditch me," she pleaded innocently. "Its alright Lilly," Kite grunted. "I'm only ditching Scotty. I love you." But Lilly realized Scotty needed her. Plus, he looked a real mess, so she decided she had to be the man in this relationship. She told Kite she'd be quick and give him to Stillman to get a reality-check. Stillman slapped Scotty in his face, kicked him some ice-cream flavoured rocks and told Kite to take Lilly to his place. Kite happily agreed, but Lilly couldn't breathe. "What the crap? I don't wanna go there, Kite'll wanna get some rest and brush his teeth, gel his hair then do me!!" "Don't you want my arms around your fine body?" Kite looked worried. She liked Scotty being jealous of Kite. Scotty wanted to know what was going on in Kite's perverted tiny little brain. Scotty never trusted Kite with Lilly and decided to start shooting Kite. Lilly watched happily as Scotty missed. Kite kissed lilly passionately but then she broke the kiss by slapping his butt lovingly. Then, Jeffries arrived with suprising news that lilly's cat, Olivia, was pregnant! "Taken by suprise, Lilly threw a bomb down Jeffries' chimney which blew
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Post by soccerulz on Sept 28, 2005 15:36:53 GMT -5
Lilly and Scotty finally said sorry and decided to be friends again. But not before Lilly had a terrible fit and darted dirty looks. So Scotty burst and told Lilly that she should go to hell. So then they realized they were being watched so they went to the place where the case files were stored and started to think about if they should fool around but were interrupted by Vera, who didn't know what to say, so they asked him, would he join? Vera considered it, and decided not to, but thanked them hesitantly. Then they heard a scream and turned to find Christina shocked yet excited at Vera's awesome display of self-control. Impressed, she decided to launch herself into chaste nunhood in order to gain perspective, but she quickly realized it was impossible. Lilly decided to give her a lesson, so she invited Christina to smell her fists which grossed Christina out. So she swooned into Vera who was able to carry her to the squadroom, leaving Scotty and Lilly wondering what would happen if all of the team members saw what they'd almost done. Suddenly, Stillman dashed in, gun out and ready to blow somebody's head off. "What is going on? Why are you here and not out solving cases?" Lilly seemed flustered and started to run away, but her hair caught fiercly on Scotty's lapel, flinging her mouth into Scotty's. After several minutes they broke apart, and Scotty said, "That was just what I needed!" Then, Jeffries arrived, looked hungrily on what just transpired. "My turn," he said eagerly to Vera, whose eyes were actually on Scotty. "Tough choice," Vera said, deciding whether he should just forget what momma had taught him and throw himself at Jeffries' massive arms or melt into Scotty's hot lips, but Stillman swept him into his arms, while Lilly watched, drooling and ecstatic, and eager to pull a threesome. Then Kite appeared, which caused Lilly to get mad and slap him right across his face. Kite decided to get rough and grabbed Lilly and threw her back to Vera. Meanwhile, Stillman was making eyes at Christina who was eyeing Kite happily, but he didn't give a hoot. Christina got angry, grabbed a gun and aimed at Lilly, but suddenly Lilly spun around and pounced on Scotty. "Don't shoot," Scotty begged. Then, Vera pulled a knife and lunged it towards Christina. Christina stepped back into the open case file box and she tripped, falling over Jeffries who was unable to keep her from landing on the floor, and she painfully landed on her rear end. Everyone laughed. Christina got up and started yelling, "Scotty, you damn idiot. Couldn't you keep your paws off my sister?" "Like you couldn't keep your hands off my partner," Jefferies yelled back. Then, a huge fistfight broke out between Christina and Vera, who decided to show her the right way and took her in a headlock, while laughing uncontrollably. "You both deserve each other Scotty, just elope," Stillman ordered. Scotty grabbed Lilly's ankle and started pleading with her to just stop and kiss him. Lilly happily agreed, but before they could, a loud explosion busted their intense, loving gaze. Christina had blown herself up into tiny little pieces. "Yey, she's gone," Everyone cheered. Then, Scotty puckkered up all over Stillman, who pushed him down the stairs, while Vera cried and Jeffries screamed. Lilly laughed uncontrollably. "Ohh, you guys crack me up!" She pushed Scotty back down when he pulled her toward him and they both fell on the floor. "This feels good," Lilly said, as Scotty unbuttoned her shirt and pants urgently. Lilly kissed Scotty's forehead and he kissed her itty, bitty, tiny nose. "Do it!" Chistina's mouth screamed. "Huh, what was delicious. I want ..." Before Lilly could rip Scotty's shirt off him, she had to tell him the truth. She whispered softly into his ear, "I can't do this without taking a pill for my daily dose of contraception. Quickly she reached for her jacket pocket. "Don't bother," Scotty announced as he pulled a rubber and slipped it into the coffee for warmth and soaking till it was of no more use. Suddenly, a loud noise ended Lilly's daydream. Sitting there Lilly sighed and looked over at Scotty. She smiled, wondering what he would do if she came on to Stillman and took him from *spoiler*, but she realized Scotty was crying like a baby. She stood up to go hug him, but Stillman got there first. "Whats wrong, baby?" Lilly was shocked. "Ok, group hug". Then Lilly flew over to Scotty and squeezed him like an orange. Kite saw this and decided to deck Scotty for hitting on Lil. He grabbed a sleeve of Lilly's and chewed down. "Don't ditch me," she pleaded innocently. "Its alright Lilly," Kite grunted. "I'm only ditching Scotty. I love you." But Lilly realized Scotty needed her. Plus, he looked a real mess, so she decided she had to be the man in this relationship. She told Kite she'd be quick and give him to Stillman to get a reality-check. Stillman slapped Scotty in his face, kicked him some ice-cream flavoured rocks and told Kite to take Lilly to his place. Kite happily agreed, but Lilly couldn't breathe. "What the crap? I don't wanna go there, Kite'll wanna get some rest and brush his teeth, gel his hair then do me!!" "Don't you want my arms around your fine body?" Kite looked worried. She liked Scotty being jealous of Kite. Scotty wanted to know what was going on in Kite's perverted tiny little brain. Scotty never trusted Kite with Lilly and decided to start shooting Kite. Lilly watched happily as Scotty missed. Kite kissed lilly passionately but then she broke the kiss by slapping his butt lovingly. Then, Jeffries arrived with suprising news that lilly's cat, Olivia, was pregnant! "Taken by suprise, Lilly threw a bomb down Jeffries' chimney which blew up and exploded, (sort of redundant, I know...but whatever!)
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Post by TVFan on Sept 29, 2005 11:06:23 GMT -5
Lilly and Scotty finally said sorry and decided to be friends again. But not before Lilly had a terrible fit and darted dirty looks. So Scotty burst and told Lilly that she should go to hell. So then they realized they were being watched so they went to the place where the case files were stored and started to think about if they should fool around but were interrupted by Vera, who didn't know what to say, so they asked him, would he join? Vera considered it, and decided not to, but thanked them hesitantly. Then they heard a scream and turned to find Christina shocked yet excited at Vera's awesome display of self-control. Impressed, she decided to launch herself into chaste nunhood in order to gain perspective, but she quickly realized it was impossible. Lilly decided to give her a lesson, so she invited Christina to smell her fists which grossed Christina out. So she swooned into Vera who was able to carry her to the squadroom, leaving Scotty and Lilly wondering what would happen if all of the team members saw what they'd almost done. Suddenly, Stillman dashed in, gun out and ready to blow somebody's head off. "What is going on? Why are you here and not out solving cases?" Lilly seemed flustered and started to run away, but her hair caught fiercly on Scotty's lapel, flinging her mouth into Scotty's. After several minutes they broke apart, and Scotty said, "That was just what I needed!" Then, Jeffries arrived, looked hungrily on what just transpired. "My turn," he said eagerly to Vera, whose eyes were actually on Scotty. "Tough choice," Vera said, deciding whether he should just forget what momma had taught him and throw himself at Jeffries' massive arms or melt into Scotty's hot lips, but Stillman swept him into his arms, while Lilly watched, drooling and ecstatic, and eager to pull a threesome. Then Kite appeared, which caused Lilly to get mad and slap him right across his face. Kite decided to get rough and grabbed Lilly and threw her back to Vera. Meanwhile, Stillman was making eyes at Christina who was eyeing Kite happily, but he didn't give a hoot. Christina got angry, grabbed a gun and aimed at Lilly, but suddenly Lilly spun around and pounced on Scotty. "Don't shoot," Scotty begged. Then, Vera pulled a knife and lunged it towards Christina. Christina stepped back into the open case file box and she tripped, falling over Jeffries who was unable to keep her from landing on the floor, and she painfully landed on her rear end. Everyone laughed. Christina got up and started yelling, "Scotty, you damn idiot. Couldn't you keep your paws off my sister?" "Like you couldn't keep your hands off my partner," Jefferies yelled back. Then, a huge fistfight broke out between Christina and Vera, who decided to show her the right way and took her in a headlock, while laughing uncontrollably. "You both deserve each other Scotty, just elope," Stillman ordered. Scotty grabbed Lilly's ankle and started pleading with her to just stop and kiss him. Lilly happily agreed, but before they could, a loud explosion busted their intense, loving gaze. Christina had blown herself up into tiny little pieces. "Yey, she's gone," Everyone cheered. Then, Scotty puckkered up all over Stillman, who pushed him down the stairs, while Vera cried and Jeffries screamed. Lilly laughed uncontrollably. "Ohh, you guys crack me up!" She pushed Scotty back down when he pulled her toward him and they both fell on the floor. "This feels good," Lilly said, as Scotty unbuttoned her shirt and pants urgently. Lilly kissed Scotty's forehead and he kissed her itty, bitty, tiny nose. "Do it!" Chistina's mouth screamed. "Huh, what was delicious. I want ..." Before Lilly could rip Scotty's shirt off him, she had to tell him the truth. She whispered softly into his ear, "I can't do this without taking a pill for my daily dose of contraception. Quickly she reached for her jacket pocket. "Don't bother," Scotty announced as he pulled a rubber and slipped it into the coffee for warmth and soaking till it was of no more use. Suddenly, a loud noise ended Lilly's daydream. Sitting there Lilly sighed and looked over at Scotty. She smiled, wondering what he would do if she came on to Stillman and took him from *spoiler*, but she realized Scotty was crying like a baby. She stood up to go hug him, but Stillman got there first. "Whats wrong, baby?" Lilly was shocked. "Ok, group hug". Then Lilly flew over to Scotty and squeezed him like an orange. Kite saw this and decided to deck Scotty for hitting on Lil. He grabbed a sleeve of Lilly's and chewed down. "Don't ditch me," she pleaded innocently. "Its alright Lilly," Kite grunted. "I'm only ditching Scotty. I love you." But Lilly realized Scotty needed her. Plus, he looked a real mess, so she decided she had to be the man in this relationship. She told Kite she'd be quick and give him to Stillman to get a reality-check. Stillman slapped Scotty in his face, kicked him some ice-cream flavoured rocks and told Kite to take Lilly to his place. Kite happily agreed, but Lilly couldn't breathe. "What the crap? I don't wanna go there, Kite'll wanna get some rest and brush his teeth, gel his hair then do me!!" "Don't you want my arms around your fine body?" Kite looked worried. She liked Scotty being jealous of Kite. Scotty wanted to know what was going on in Kite's perverted tiny little brain. Scotty never trusted Kite with Lilly and decided to start shooting Kite. Lilly watched happily as Scotty missed. Kite kissed lilly passionately but then she broke the kiss by slapping his butt lovingly. Then, Jeffries arrived with suprising news that lilly's cat, Olivia, was pregnant! "Taken by suprise, Lilly threw a bomb down Jeffries' chimney which blew up and exploded. "What are you
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Disasterfreak
Lilly's Bedroom
I'm not her Ho [/b][/color]err.. Rerun Retard Ho [/b][/color]
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Post by Disasterfreak on Oct 1, 2005 0:06:22 GMT -5
Lilly and Scotty finally said sorry and decided to be friends again. But not before Lilly had a terrible fit and darted dirty looks. So Scotty burst and told Lilly that she should go to hell. So then they realized they were being watched so they went to the place where the case files were stored and started to think about if they should fool around but were interrupted by Vera, who didn't know what to say, so they asked him, would he join? Vera considered it, and decided not to, but thanked them hesitantly. Then they heard a scream and turned to find Christina shocked yet excited at Vera's awesome display of self-control. Impressed, she decided to launch herself into chaste nunhood in order to gain perspective, but she quickly realized it was impossible. Lilly decided to give her a lesson, so she invited Christina to smell her fists which grossed Christina out. So she swooned into Vera who was able to carry her to the squadroom, leaving Scotty and Lilly wondering what would happen if all of the team members saw what they'd almost done. Suddenly, Stillman dashed in, gun out and ready to blow somebody's head off. "What is going on? Why are you here and not out solving cases?" Lilly seemed flustered and started to run away, but her hair caught fiercly on Scotty's lapel, flinging her mouth into Scotty's. After several minutes they broke apart, and Scotty said, "That was just what I needed!" Then, Jeffries arrived, looked hungrily on what just transpired. "My turn," he said eagerly to Vera, whose eyes were actually on Scotty. "Tough choice," Vera said, deciding whether he should just forget what momma had taught him and throw himself at Jeffries' massive arms or melt into Scotty's hot lips, but Stillman swept him into his arms, while Lilly watched, drooling and ecstatic, and eager to pull a threesome. Then Kite appeared, which caused Lilly to get mad and slap him right across his face. Kite decided to get rough and grabbed Lilly and threw her back to Vera. Meanwhile, Stillman was making eyes at Christina who was eyeing Kite happily, but he didn't give a hoot. Christina got angry, grabbed a gun and aimed at Lilly, but suddenly Lilly spun around and pounced on Scotty. "Don't shoot," Scotty begged. Then, Vera pulled a knife and lunged it towards Christina. Christina stepped back into the open case file box and she tripped, falling over Jeffries who was unable to keep her from landing on the floor, and she painfully landed on her rear end. Everyone laughed. Christina got up and started yelling, "Scotty, you damn idiot. Couldn't you keep your paws off my sister?" "Like you couldn't keep your hands off my partner," Jefferies yelled back. Then, a huge fistfight broke out between Christina and Vera, who decided to show her the right way and took her in a headlock, while laughing uncontrollably. "You both deserve each other Scotty, just elope," Stillman ordered. Scotty grabbed Lilly's ankle and started pleading with her to just stop and kiss him. Lilly happily agreed, but before they could, a loud explosion busted their intense, loving gaze. Christina had blown herself up into tiny little pieces. "Yey, she's gone," Everyone cheered. Then, Scotty puckkered up all over Stillman, who pushed him down the stairs, while Vera cried and Jeffries screamed. Lilly laughed uncontrollably. "Ohh, you guys crack me up!" She pushed Scotty back down when he pulled her toward him and they both fell on the floor. "This feels good," Lilly said, as Scotty unbuttoned her shirt and pants urgently. Lilly kissed Scotty's forehead and he kissed her itty, bitty, tiny nose. "Do it!" Chistina's mouth screamed. "Huh, what was delicious. I want ..." Before Lilly could rip Scotty's shirt off him, she had to tell him the truth. She whispered softly into his ear, "I can't do this without taking a pill for my daily dose of contraception. Quickly she reached for her jacket pocket. "Don't bother," Scotty announced as he pulled a rubber and slipped it into the coffee for warmth and soaking till it was of no more use. Suddenly, a loud noise ended Lilly's daydream. Sitting there Lilly sighed and looked over at Scotty. She smiled, wondering what he would do if she came on to Stillman and took him from *spoiler*, but she realized Scotty was crying like a baby. She stood up to go hug him, but Stillman got there first. "Whats wrong, baby?" Lilly was shocked. "Ok, group hug". Then Lilly flew over to Scotty and squeezed him like an orange. Kite saw this and decided to deck Scotty for hitting on Lil. He grabbed a sleeve of Lilly's and chewed down. "Don't ditch me," she pleaded innocently. "Its alright Lilly," Kite grunted. "I'm only ditching Scotty. I love you." But Lilly realized Scotty needed her. Plus, he looked a real mess, so she decided she had to be the man in this relationship. She told Kite she'd be quick and give him to Stillman to get a reality-check. Stillman slapped Scotty in his face, kicked him some ice-cream flavoured rocks and told Kite to take Lilly to his place. Kite happily agreed, but Lilly couldn't breathe. "What the crap? I don't wanna go there, Kite'll wanna get some rest and brush his teeth, gel his hair then do me!!" "Don't you want my arms around your fine body?" Kite looked worried. She liked Scotty being jealous of Kite. Scotty wanted to know what was going on in Kite's perverted tiny little brain. Scotty never trusted Kite with Lilly and decided to start shooting Kite. Lilly watched happily as Scotty missed. Kite kissed lilly passionately but then she broke the kiss by slapping his butt lovingly. Then, Jeffries arrived with suprising news that lilly's cat, Olivia, was pregnant! "Taken by suprise, Lilly threw a bomb down Jeffries' chimney which blew up and exploded. "What are you [glow=green,2,300] wearing under those[/glow]
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Post by Shorty on Oct 1, 2005 0:57:51 GMT -5
Lilly and Scotty finally said sorry and decided to be friends again. But not before Lilly had a terrible fit and darted dirty looks. So Scotty burst and told Lilly that she should go to hell. So then they realized they were being watched so they went to the place where the case files were stored and started to think about if they should fool around but were interrupted by Vera, who didn't know what to say, so they asked him, would he join? Vera considered it, and decided not to, but thanked them hesitantly. Then they heard a scream and turned to find Christina shocked yet excited at Vera's awesome display of self-control. Impressed, she decided to launch herself into chaste nunhood in order to gain perspective, but she quickly realized it was impossible. Lilly decided to give her a lesson, so she invited Christina to smell her fists which grossed Christina out. So she swooned into Vera who was able to carry her to the squadroom, leaving Scotty and Lilly wondering what would happen if all of the team members saw what they'd almost done. Suddenly, Stillman dashed in, gun out and ready to blow somebody's head off. "What is going on? Why are you here and not out solving cases?" Lilly seemed flustered and started to run away, but her hair caught fiercly on Scotty's lapel, flinging her mouth into Scotty's. After several minutes they broke apart, and Scotty said, "That was just what I needed!" Then, Jeffries arrived, looked hungrily on what just transpired. "My turn," he said eagerly to Vera, whose eyes were actually on Scotty. "Tough choice," Vera said, deciding whether he should just forget what momma had taught him and throw himself at Jeffries' massive arms or melt into Scotty's hot lips, but Stillman swept him into his arms, while Lilly watched, drooling and ecstatic, and eager to pull a threesome. Then Kite appeared, which caused Lilly to get mad and slap him right across his face. Kite decided to get rough and grabbed Lilly and threw her back to Vera. Meanwhile, Stillman was making eyes at Christina who was eyeing Kite happily, but he didn't give a hoot. Christina got angry, grabbed a gun and aimed at Lilly, but suddenly Lilly spun around and pounced on Scotty. "Don't shoot," Scotty begged. Then, Vera pulled a knife and lunged it towards Christina. Christina stepped back into the open case file box and she tripped, falling over Jeffries who was unable to keep her from landing on the floor, and she painfully landed on her rear end. Everyone laughed. Christina got up and started yelling, "Scotty, you damn idiot. Couldn't you keep your paws off my sister?" "Like you couldn't keep your hands off my partner," Jefferies yelled back. Then, a huge fistfight broke out between Christina and Vera, who decided to show her the right way and took her in a headlock, while laughing uncontrollably. "You both deserve each other Scotty, just elope," Stillman ordered. Scotty grabbed Lilly's ankle and started pleading with her to just stop and kiss him. Lilly happily agreed, but before they could, a loud explosion busted their intense, loving gaze. Christina had blown herself up into tiny little pieces. "Yey, she's gone," Everyone cheered. Then, Scotty puckkered up all over Stillman, who pushed him down the stairs, while Vera cried and Jeffries screamed. Lilly laughed uncontrollably. "Ohh, you guys crack me up!" She pushed Scotty back down when he pulled her toward him and they both fell on the floor. "This feels good," Lilly said, as Scotty unbuttoned her shirt and pants urgently. Lilly kissed Scotty's forehead and he kissed her itty, bitty, tiny nose. "Do it!" Chistina's mouth screamed. "Huh, what was delicious. I want ..." Before Lilly could rip Scotty's shirt off him, she had to tell him the truth. She whispered softly into his ear, "I can't do this without taking a pill for my daily dose of contraception. Quickly she reached for her jacket pocket. "Don't bother," Scotty announced as he pulled a rubber and slipped it into the coffee for warmth and soaking till it was of no more use. Suddenly, a loud noise ended Lilly's daydream. Sitting there Lilly sighed and looked over at Scotty. She smiled, wondering what he would do if she came on to Stillman and took him from *spoiler*, but she realized Scotty was crying like a baby. She stood up to go hug him, but Stillman got there first. "Whats wrong, baby?" Lilly was shocked. "Ok, group hug". Then Lilly flew over to Scotty and squeezed him like an orange. Kite saw this and decided to deck Scotty for hitting on Lil. He grabbed a sleeve of Lilly's and chewed down. "Don't ditch me," she pleaded innocently. "Its alright Lilly," Kite grunted. "I'm only ditching Scotty. I love you." But Lilly realized Scotty needed her. Plus, he looked a real mess, so she decided she had to be the man in this relationship. She told Kite she'd be quick and give him to Stillman to get a reality-check. Stillman slapped Scotty in his face, kicked him some ice-cream flavoured rocks and told Kite to take Lilly to his place. Kite happily agreed, but Lilly couldn't breathe. "What the crap? I don't wanna go there, Kite'll wanna get some rest and brush his teeth, gel his hair then do me!!" "Don't you want my arms around your fine body?" Kite looked worried. She liked Scotty being jealous of Kite. Scotty wanted to know what was going on in Kite's perverted tiny little brain. Scotty never trusted Kite with Lilly and decided to start shooting Kite. Lilly watched happily as Scotty missed. Kite kissed lilly passionately but then she broke the kiss by slapping his butt lovingly. Then, Jeffries arrived with suprising news that lilly's cat, Olivia, was pregnant! "Taken by suprise, Lilly threw a bomb down Jeffries' chimney which blew up and exploded. "What are you wearing under those blue and grey
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This isn't the end, just the beginning...
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Post by blinddarkness on Oct 2, 2005 19:42:42 GMT -5
Lilly and Scotty finally said sorry and decided to be friends again. But not before Lilly had a terrible fit and darted dirty looks. So Scotty burst and told Lilly that she should go to hell. So then they realized they were being watched so they went to the place where the case files were stored and started to think about if they should fool around but were interrupted by Vera, who didn't know what to say, so they asked him, would he join? Vera considered it, and decided not to, but thanked them hesitantly. Then they heard a scream and turned to find Christina shocked yet excited at Vera's awesome display of self-control. Impressed, she decided to launch herself into chaste nunhood in order to gain perspective, but she quickly realized it was impossible. Lilly decided to give her a lesson, so she invited Christina to smell her fists which grossed Christina out. So she swooned into Vera who was able to carry her to the squadroom, leaving Scotty and Lilly wondering what would happen if all of the team members saw what they'd almost done. Suddenly, Stillman dashed in, gun out and ready to blow somebody's head off. "What is going on? Why are you here and not out solving cases?" Lilly seemed flustered and started to run away, but her hair caught fiercly on Scotty's lapel, flinging her mouth into Scotty's. After several minutes they broke apart, and Scotty said, "That was just what I needed!" Then, Jeffries arrived, looked hungrily on what just transpired. "My turn," he said eagerly to Vera, whose eyes were actually on Scotty. "Tough choice," Vera said, deciding whether he should just forget what momma had taught him and throw himself at Jeffries' massive arms or melt into Scotty's hot lips, but Stillman swept him into his arms, while Lilly watched, drooling and ecstatic, and eager to pull a threesome. Then Kite appeared, which caused Lilly to get mad and slap him right across his face. Kite decided to get rough and grabbed Lilly and threw her back to Vera. Meanwhile, Stillman was making eyes at Christina who was eyeing Kite happily, but he didn't give a hoot. Christina got angry, grabbed a gun and aimed at Lilly, but suddenly Lilly spun around and pounced on Scotty. "Don't shoot," Scotty begged. Then, Vera pulled a knife and lunged it towards Christina. Christina stepped back into the open case file box and she tripped, falling over Jeffries who was unable to keep her from landing on the floor, and she painfully landed on her rear end. Everyone laughed. Christina got up and started yelling, "Scotty, you damn idiot. Couldn't you keep your paws off my sister?" "Like you couldn't keep your hands off my partner," Jefferies yelled back. Then, a huge fistfight broke out between Christina and Vera, who decided to show her the right way and took her in a headlock, while laughing uncontrollably. "You both deserve each other Scotty, just elope," Stillman ordered. Scotty grabbed Lilly's ankle and started pleading with her to just stop and kiss him. Lilly happily agreed, but before they could, a loud explosion busted their intense, loving gaze. Christina had blown herself up into tiny little pieces. "Yey, she's gone," Everyone cheered. Then, Scotty puckkered up all over Stillman, who pushed him down the stairs, while Vera cried and Jeffries screamed. Lilly laughed uncontrollably. "Ohh, you guys crack me up!" She pushed Scotty back down when he pulled her toward him and they both fell on the floor. "This feels good," Lilly said, as Scotty unbuttoned her shirt and pants urgently. Lilly kissed Scotty's forehead and he kissed her itty, bitty, tiny nose. "Do it!" Chistina's mouth screamed. "Huh, what was delicious. I want ..." Before Lilly could rip Scotty's shirt off him, she had to tell him the truth. She whispered softly into his ear, "I can't do this without taking a pill for my daily dose of contraception. Quickly she reached for her jacket pocket. "Don't bother," Scotty announced as he pulled a rubber and slipped it into the coffee for warmth and soaking till it was of no more use. Suddenly, a loud noise ended Lilly's daydream. Sitting there Lilly sighed and looked over at Scotty. She smiled, wondering what he would do if she came on to Stillman and took him from *spoiler*, but she realized Scotty was crying like a baby. She stood up to go hug him, but Stillman got there first. "Whats wrong, baby?" Lilly was shocked. "Ok, group hug". Then Lilly flew over to Scotty and squeezed him like an orange. Kite saw this and decided to deck Scotty for hitting on Lil. He grabbed a sleeve of Lilly's and chewed down. "Don't ditch me," she pleaded innocently. "Its alright Lilly," Kite grunted. "I'm only ditching Scotty. I love you." But Lilly realized Scotty needed her. Plus, he looked a real mess, so she decided she had to be the man in this relationship. She told Kite she'd be quick and give him to Stillman to get a reality-check. Stillman slapped Scotty in his face, kicked him some ice-cream flavoured rocks and told Kite to take Lilly to his place. Kite happily agreed, but Lilly couldn't breathe. "What the crap? I don't wanna go there, Kite'll wanna get some rest and brush his teeth, gel his hair then do me!!" "Don't you want my arms around your fine body?" Kite looked worried. She liked Scotty being jealous of Kite. Scotty wanted to know what was going on in Kite's perverted tiny little brain. Scotty never trusted Kite with Lilly and decided to start shooting Kite. Lilly watched happily as Scotty missed. Kite kissed lilly passionately but then she broke the kiss by slapping his butt lovingly. Then, Jeffries arrived with suprising news that lilly's cat, Olivia, was pregnant! "Taken by suprise, Lilly threw a bomb down Jeffries' chimney which blew up and exploded. "What are you wearing under those blue and grey jumps suits that
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Post by Shorty on Oct 2, 2005 20:01:11 GMT -5
Lilly and Scotty finally said sorry and decided to be friends again. But not before Lilly had a terrible fit and darted dirty looks. So Scotty burst and told Lilly that she should go to hell. So then they realized they were being watched so they went to the place where the case files were stored and started to think about if they should fool around but were interrupted by Vera, who didn't know what to say, so they asked him, would he join? Vera considered it, and decided not to, but thanked them hesitantly. Then they heard a scream and turned to find Christina shocked yet excited at Vera's awesome display of self-control. Impressed, she decided to launch herself into chaste nunhood in order to gain perspective, but she quickly realized it was impossible. Lilly decided to give her a lesson, so she invited Christina to smell her fists which grossed Christina out. So she swooned into Vera who was able to carry her to the squadroom, leaving Scotty and Lilly wondering what would happen if all of the team members saw what they'd almost done. Suddenly, Stillman dashed in, gun out and ready to blow somebody's head off. "What is going on? Why are you here and not out solving cases?" Lilly seemed flustered and started to run away, but her hair caught fiercly on Scotty's lapel, flinging her mouth into Scotty's. After several minutes they broke apart, and Scotty said, "That was just what I needed!" Then, Jeffries arrived, looked hungrily on what just transpired. "My turn," he said eagerly to Vera, whose eyes were actually on Scotty. "Tough choice," Vera said, deciding whether he should just forget what momma had taught him and throw himself at Jeffries' massive arms or melt into Scotty's hot lips, but Stillman swept him into his arms, while Lilly watched, drooling and ecstatic, and eager to pull a threesome. Then Kite appeared, which caused Lilly to get mad and slap him right across his face. Kite decided to get rough and grabbed Lilly and threw her back to Vera. Meanwhile, Stillman was making eyes at Christina who was eyeing Kite happily, but he didn't give a hoot. Christina got angry, grabbed a gun and aimed at Lilly, but suddenly Lilly spun around and pounced on Scotty. "Don't shoot," Scotty begged. Then, Vera pulled a knife and lunged it towards Christina. Christina stepped back into the open case file box and she tripped, falling over Jeffries who was unable to keep her from landing on the floor, and she painfully landed on her rear end. Everyone laughed. Christina got up and started yelling, "Scotty, you damn idiot. Couldn't you keep your paws off my sister?" "Like you couldn't keep your hands off my partner," Jefferies yelled back. Then, a huge fistfight broke out between Christina and Vera, who decided to show her the right way and took her in a headlock, while laughing uncontrollably. "You both deserve each other Scotty, just elope," Stillman ordered. Scotty grabbed Lilly's ankle and started pleading with her to just stop and kiss him. Lilly happily agreed, but before they could, a loud explosion busted their intense, loving gaze. Christina had blown herself up into tiny little pieces. "Yey, she's gone," Everyone cheered. Then, Scotty puckkered up all over Stillman, who pushed him down the stairs, while Vera cried and Jeffries screamed. Lilly laughed uncontrollably. "Ohh, you guys crack me up!" She pushed Scotty back down when he pulled her toward him and they both fell on the floor. "This feels good," Lilly said, as Scotty unbuttoned her shirt and pants urgently. Lilly kissed Scotty's forehead and he kissed her itty, bitty, tiny nose. "Do it!" Chistina's mouth screamed. "Huh, what was delicious. I want ..." Before Lilly could rip Scotty's shirt off him, she had to tell him the truth. She whispered softly into his ear, "I can't do this without taking a pill for my daily dose of contraception. Quickly she reached for her jacket pocket. "Don't bother," Scotty announced as he pulled a rubber and slipped it into the coffee for warmth and soaking till it was of no more use. Suddenly, a loud noise ended Lilly's daydream. Sitting there Lilly sighed and looked over at Scotty. She smiled, wondering what he would do if she came on to Stillman and took him from *spoiler*, but she realized Scotty was crying like a baby. She stood up to go hug him, but Stillman got there first. "Whats wrong, baby?" Lilly was shocked. "Ok, group hug". Then Lilly flew over to Scotty and squeezed him like an orange. Kite saw this and decided to deck Scotty for hitting on Lil. He grabbed a sleeve of Lilly's and chewed down. "Don't ditch me," she pleaded innocently. "Its alright Lilly," Kite grunted. "I'm only ditching Scotty. I love you." But Lilly realized Scotty needed her. Plus, he looked a real mess, so she decided she had to be the man in this relationship. She told Kite she'd be quick and give him to Stillman to get a reality-check. Stillman slapped Scotty in his face, kicked him some ice-cream flavoured rocks and told Kite to take Lilly to his place. Kite happily agreed, but Lilly couldn't breathe. "What the crap? I don't wanna go there, Kite'll wanna get some rest and brush his teeth, gel his hair then do me!!" "Don't you want my arms around your fine body?" Kite looked worried. She liked Scotty being jealous of Kite. Scotty wanted to know what was going on in Kite's perverted tiny little brain. Scotty never trusted Kite with Lilly and decided to start shooting Kite. Lilly watched happily as Scotty missed. Kite kissed lilly passionately but then she broke the kiss by slapping his butt lovingly. Then, Jeffries arrived with suprising news that lilly's cat, Olivia, was pregnant! "Taken by suprise, Lilly threw a bomb down Jeffries' chimney which blew up and exploded. "What are you wearing under those blue and grey jumps suits that [glow=red,2,300]look suspiciously like[/glow]
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Post by Naj on Oct 3, 2005 13:11:19 GMT -5
Lilly and Scotty finally said sorry and decided to be friends again. But not before Lilly had a terrible fit and darted dirty looks. So Scotty burst and told Lilly that she should go to hell. So then they realized they were being watched so they went to the place where the case files were stored and started to think about if they should fool around but were interrupted by Vera, who didn't know what to say, so they asked him, would he join? Vera considered it, and decided not to, but thanked them hesitantly. Then they heard a scream and turned to find Christina shocked yet excited at Vera's awesome display of self-control. Impressed, she decided to launch herself into chaste nunhood in order to gain perspective, but she quickly realized it was impossible. Lilly decided to give her a lesson, so she invited Christina to smell her fists which grossed Christina out. So she swooned into Vera who was able to carry her to the squadroom, leaving Scotty and Lilly wondering what would happen if all of the team members saw what they'd almost done. Suddenly, Stillman dashed in, gun out and ready to blow somebody's head off. "What is going on? Why are you here and not out solving cases?" Lilly seemed flustered and started to run away, but her hair caught fiercly on Scotty's lapel, flinging her mouth into Scotty's. After several minutes they broke apart, and Scotty said, "That was just what I needed!" Then, Jeffries arrived, looked hungrily on what just transpired. "My turn," he said eagerly to Vera, whose eyes were actually on Scotty. "Tough choice," Vera said, deciding whether he should just forget what momma had taught him and throw himself at Jeffries' massive arms or melt into Scotty's hot lips, but Stillman swept him into his arms, while Lilly watched, drooling and ecstatic, and eager to pull a threesome. Then Kite appeared, which caused Lilly to get mad and slap him right across his face. Kite decided to get rough and grabbed Lilly and threw her back to Vera. Meanwhile, Stillman was making eyes at Christina who was eyeing Kite happily, but he didn't give a hoot. Christina got angry, grabbed a gun and aimed at Lilly, but suddenly Lilly spun around and pounced on Scotty. "Don't shoot," Scotty begged. Then, Vera pulled a knife and lunged it towards Christina. Christina stepped back into the open case file box and she tripped, falling over Jeffries who was unable to keep her from landing on the floor, and she painfully landed on her rear end. Everyone laughed. Christina got up and started yelling, "Scotty, you damn idiot. Couldn't you keep your paws off my sister?" "Like you couldn't keep your hands off my partner," Jefferies yelled back. Then, a huge fistfight broke out between Christina and Vera, who decided to show her the right way and took her in a headlock, while laughing uncontrollably. "You both deserve each other Scotty, just elope," Stillman ordered. Scotty grabbed Lilly's ankle and started pleading with her to just stop and kiss him. Lilly happily agreed, but before they could, a loud explosion busted their intense, loving gaze. Christina had blown herself up into tiny little pieces. "Yey, she's gone," Everyone cheered. Then, Scotty puckkered up all over Stillman, who pushed him down the stairs, while Vera cried and Jeffries screamed. Lilly laughed uncontrollably. "Ohh, you guys crack me up!" She pushed Scotty back down when he pulled her toward him and they both fell on the floor. "This feels good," Lilly said, as Scotty unbuttoned her shirt and pants urgently. Lilly kissed Scotty's forehead and he kissed her itty, bitty, tiny nose. "Do it!" Chistina's mouth screamed. "Huh, what was delicious. I want ..." Before Lilly could rip Scotty's shirt off him, she had to tell him the truth. She whispered softly into his ear, "I can't do this without taking a pill for my daily dose of contraception. Quickly she reached for her jacket pocket. "Don't bother," Scotty announced as he pulled a rubber and slipped it into the coffee for warmth and soaking till it was of no more use. Suddenly, a loud noise ended Lilly's daydream. Sitting there Lilly sighed and looked over at Scotty. She smiled, wondering what he would do if she came on to Stillman and took him from *spoiler*, but she realized Scotty was crying like a baby. She stood up to go hug him, but Stillman got there first. "Whats wrong, baby?" Lilly was shocked. "Ok, group hug". Then Lilly flew over to Scotty and squeezed him like an orange. Kite saw this and decided to deck Scotty for hitting on Lil. He grabbed a sleeve of Lilly's and chewed down. "Don't ditch me," she pleaded innocently. "Its alright Lilly," Kite grunted. "I'm only ditching Scotty. I love you." But Lilly realized Scotty needed her. Plus, he looked a real mess, so she decided she had to be the man in this relationship. She told Kite she'd be quick and give him to Stillman to get a reality-check. Stillman slapped Scotty in his face, kicked him some ice-cream flavoured rocks and told Kite to take Lilly to his place. Kite happily agreed, but Lilly couldn't breathe. "What the crap? I don't wanna go there, Kite'll wanna get some rest and brush his teeth, gel his hair then do me!!" "Don't you want my arms around your fine body?" Kite looked worried. She liked Scotty being jealous of Kite. Scotty wanted to know what was going on in Kite's perverted tiny little brain. Scotty never trusted Kite with Lilly and decided to start shooting Kite. Lilly watched happily as Scotty missed. Kite kissed lilly passionately but then she broke the kiss by slapping his butt lovingly. Then, Jeffries arrived with suprising news that lilly's cat, Olivia, was pregnant! "Taken by suprise, Lilly threw a bomb down Jeffries' chimney which blew up and exploded. "What are you wearing under those blue and grey jumps suits that look suspiciously like two egg plants.
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Post by Shorty on Oct 5, 2005 2:28:41 GMT -5
Lilly and Scotty finally said sorry and decided to be friends again. But not before Lilly had a terrible fit and darted dirty looks. So Scotty burst and told Lilly that she should go to hell. So then they realized they were being watched so they went to the place where the case files were stored and started to think about if they should fool around but were interrupted by Vera, who didn't know what to say, so they asked him, would he join? Vera considered it, and decided not to, but thanked them hesitantly. Then they heard a scream and turned to find Christina shocked yet excited at Vera's awesome display of self-control. Impressed, she decided to launch herself into chaste nunhood in order to gain perspective, but she quickly realized it was impossible. Lilly decided to give her a lesson, so she invited Christina to smell her fists which grossed Christina out. So she swooned into Vera who was able to carry her to the squadroom, leaving Scotty and Lilly wondering what would happen if all of the team members saw what they'd almost done. Suddenly, Stillman dashed in, gun out and ready to blow somebody's head off. "What is going on? Why are you here and not out solving cases?" Lilly seemed flustered and started to run away, but her hair caught fiercly on Scotty's lapel, flinging her mouth into Scotty's. After several minutes they broke apart, and Scotty said, "That was just what I needed!" Then, Jeffries arrived, looked hungrily on what just transpired. "My turn," he said eagerly to Vera, whose eyes were actually on Scotty. "Tough choice," Vera said, deciding whether he should just forget what momma had taught him and throw himself at Jeffries' massive arms or melt into Scotty's hot lips, but Stillman swept him into his arms, while Lilly watched, drooling and ecstatic, and eager to pull a threesome. Then Kite appeared, which caused Lilly to get mad and slap him right across his face. Kite decided to get rough and grabbed Lilly and threw her back to Vera. Meanwhile, Stillman was making eyes at Christina who was eyeing Kite happily, but he didn't give a hoot. Christina got angry, grabbed a gun and aimed at Lilly, but suddenly Lilly spun around and pounced on Scotty. "Don't shoot," Scotty begged. Then, Vera pulled a knife and lunged it towards Christina. Christina stepped back into the open case file box and she tripped, falling over Jeffries who was unable to keep her from landing on the floor, and she painfully landed on her rear end. Everyone laughed. Christina got up and started yelling, "Scotty, you damn idiot. Couldn't you keep your paws off my sister?" "Like you couldn't keep your hands off my partner," Jefferies yelled back. Then, a huge fistfight broke out between Christina and Vera, who decided to show her the right way and took her in a headlock, while laughing uncontrollably. "You both deserve each other Scotty, just elope," Stillman ordered. Scotty grabbed Lilly's ankle and started pleading with her to just stop and kiss him. Lilly happily agreed, but before they could, a loud explosion busted their intense, loving gaze. Christina had blown herself up into tiny little pieces. "Yey, she's gone," Everyone cheered. Then, Scotty puckkered up all over Stillman, who pushed him down the stairs, while Vera cried and Jeffries screamed. Lilly laughed uncontrollably. "Ohh, you guys crack me up!" She pushed Scotty back down when he pulled her toward him and they both fell on the floor. "This feels good," Lilly said, as Scotty unbuttoned her shirt and pants urgently. Lilly kissed Scotty's forehead and he kissed her itty, bitty, tiny nose. "Do it!" Chistina's mouth screamed. "Huh, what was delicious. I want ..." Before Lilly could rip Scotty's shirt off him, she had to tell him the truth. She whispered softly into his ear, "I can't do this without taking a pill for my daily dose of contraception. Quickly she reached for her jacket pocket. "Don't bother," Scotty announced as he pulled a rubber and slipped it into the coffee for warmth and soaking till it was of no more use. Suddenly, a loud noise ended Lilly's daydream. Sitting there Lilly sighed and looked over at Scotty. She smiled, wondering what he would do if she came on to Stillman and took him from *spoiler*, but she realized Scotty was crying like a baby. She stood up to go hug him, but Stillman got there first. "Whats wrong, baby?" Lilly was shocked. "Ok, group hug". Then Lilly flew over to Scotty and squeezed him like an orange. Kite saw this and decided to deck Scotty for hitting on Lil. He grabbed a sleeve of Lilly's and chewed down. "Don't ditch me," she pleaded innocently. "Its alright Lilly," Kite grunted. "I'm only ditching Scotty. I love you." But Lilly realized Scotty needed her. Plus, he looked a real mess, so she decided she had to be the man in this relationship. She told Kite she'd be quick and give him to Stillman to get a reality-check. Stillman slapped Scotty in his face, kicked him some ice-cream flavoured rocks and told Kite to take Lilly to his place. Kite happily agreed, but Lilly couldn't breathe. "What the crap? I don't wanna go there, Kite'll wanna get some rest and brush his teeth, gel his hair then do me!!" "Don't you want my arms around your fine body?" Kite looked worried. She liked Scotty being jealous of Kite. Scotty wanted to know what was going on in Kite's perverted tiny little brain. Scotty never trusted Kite with Lilly and decided to start shooting Kite. Lilly watched happily as Scotty missed. Kite kissed lilly passionately but then she broke the kiss by slapping his butt lovingly. Then, Jeffries arrived with suprising news that lilly's cat, Olivia, was pregnant! "Taken by suprise, Lilly threw a bomb down Jeffries' chimney which blew up and exploded. "What are you wearing under those blue and grey jumps suits that look suspiciously like two egg plants.?" "[glow=red,2,300]i dont know[/glow]
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Post by Naj on Oct 5, 2005 21:40:03 GMT -5
Lilly and Scotty finally said sorry and decided to be friends again. But not before Lilly had a terrible fit and darted dirty looks. So Scotty burst and told Lilly that she should go to hell. So then they realized they were being watched so they went to the place where the case files were stored and started to think about if they should fool around but were interrupted by Vera, who didn't know what to say, so they asked him, would he join? Vera considered it, and decided not to, but thanked them hesitantly. Then they heard a scream and turned to find Christina shocked yet excited at Vera's awesome display of self-control. Impressed, she decided to launch herself into chaste nunhood in order to gain perspective, but she quickly realized it was impossible. Lilly decided to give her a lesson, so she invited Christina to smell her fists which grossed Christina out. So she swooned into Vera who was able to carry her to the squadroom, leaving Scotty and Lilly wondering what would happen if all of the team members saw what they'd almost done. Suddenly, Stillman dashed in, gun out and ready to blow somebody's head off. "What is going on? Why are you here and not out solving cases?" Lilly seemed flustered and started to run away, but her hair caught fiercly on Scotty's lapel, flinging her mouth into Scotty's. After several minutes they broke apart, and Scotty said, "That was just what I needed!" Then, Jeffries arrived, looked hungrily on what just transpired. "My turn," he said eagerly to Vera, whose eyes were actually on Scotty. "Tough choice," Vera said, deciding whether he should just forget what momma had taught him and throw himself at Jeffries' massive arms or melt into Scotty's hot lips, but Stillman swept him into his arms, while Lilly watched, drooling and ecstatic, and eager to pull a threesome. Then Kite appeared, which caused Lilly to get mad and slap him right across his face. Kite decided to get rough and grabbed Lilly and threw her back to Vera. Meanwhile, Stillman was making eyes at Christina who was eyeing Kite happily, but he didn't give a hoot. Christina got angry, grabbed a gun and aimed at Lilly, but suddenly Lilly spun around and pounced on Scotty. "Don't shoot," Scotty begged. Then, Vera pulled a knife and lunged it towards Christina. Christina stepped back into the open case file box and she tripped, falling over Jeffries who was unable to keep her from landing on the floor, and she painfully landed on her rear end. Everyone laughed. Christina got up and started yelling, "Scotty, you damn idiot. Couldn't you keep your paws off my sister?" "Like you couldn't keep your hands off my partner," Jefferies yelled back. Then, a huge fistfight broke out between Christina and Vera, who decided to show her the right way and took her in a headlock, while laughing uncontrollably. "You both deserve each other Scotty, just elope," Stillman ordered. Scotty grabbed Lilly's ankle and started pleading with her to just stop and kiss him. Lilly happily agreed, but before they could, a loud explosion busted their intense, loving gaze. Christina had blown herself up into tiny little pieces. "Yey, she's gone," Everyone cheered. Then, Scotty puckkered up all over Stillman, who pushed him down the stairs, while Vera cried and Jeffries screamed. Lilly laughed uncontrollably. "Ohh, you guys crack me up!" She pushed Scotty back down when he pulled her toward him and they both fell on the floor. "This feels good," Lilly said, as Scotty unbuttoned her shirt and pants urgently. Lilly kissed Scotty's forehead and he kissed her itty, bitty, tiny nose. "Do it!" Chistina's mouth screamed. "Huh, what was delicious. I want ..." Before Lilly could rip Scotty's shirt off him, she had to tell him the truth. She whispered softly into his ear, "I can't do this without taking a pill for my daily dose of contraception. Quickly she reached for her jacket pocket. "Don't bother," Scotty announced as he pulled a rubber and slipped it into the coffee for warmth and soaking till it was of no more use. Suddenly, a loud noise ended Lilly's daydream. Sitting there Lilly sighed and looked over at Scotty. She smiled, wondering what he would do if she came on to Stillman and took him from *spoiler*, but she realized Scotty was crying like a baby. She stood up to go hug him, but Stillman got there first. "Whats wrong, baby?" Lilly was shocked. "Ok, group hug". Then Lilly flew over to Scotty and squeezed him like an orange. Kite saw this and decided to deck Scotty for hitting on Lil. He grabbed a sleeve of Lilly's and chewed down. "Don't ditch me," she pleaded innocently. "Its alright Lilly," Kite grunted. "I'm only ditching Scotty. I love you." But Lilly realized Scotty needed her. Plus, he looked a real mess, so she decided she had to be the man in this relationship. She told Kite she'd be quick and give him to Stillman to get a reality-check. Stillman slapped Scotty in his face, kicked him some ice-cream flavoured rocks and told Kite to take Lilly to his place. Kite happily agreed, but Lilly couldn't breathe. "What the crap? I don't wanna go there, Kite'll wanna get some rest and brush his teeth, gel his hair then do me!!" "Don't you want my arms around your fine body?" Kite looked worried. She liked Scotty being jealous of Kite. Scotty wanted to know what was going on in Kite's perverted tiny little brain. Scotty never trusted Kite with Lilly and decided to start shooting Kite. Lilly watched happily as Scotty missed. Kite kissed lilly passionately but then she broke the kiss by slapping his butt lovingly. Then, Jeffries arrived with suprising news that lilly's cat, Olivia, was pregnant! "Taken by suprise, Lilly threw a bomb down Jeffries' chimney which blew up and exploded. "What are you wearing under those blue and grey jumps suits that look suspiciously like two egg plants.?" "i dont know how those got[/color]
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Post by Disasterfreak on Oct 5, 2005 22:22:57 GMT -5
Lilly and Scotty finally said sorry and decided to be friends again. But not before Lilly had a terrible fit and darted dirty looks. So Scotty burst and told Lilly that she should go to hell. So then they realized they were being watched so they went to the place where the case files were stored and started to think about if they should fool around but were interrupted by Vera, who didn't know what to say, so they asked him, would he join? Vera considered it, and decided not to, but thanked them hesitantly. Then they heard a scream and turned to find Christina shocked yet excited at Vera's awesome display of self-control. Impressed, she decided to launch herself into chaste nunhood in order to gain perspective, but she quickly realized it was impossible. Lilly decided to give her a lesson, so she invited Christina to smell her fists which grossed Christina out. So she swooned into Vera who was able to carry her to the squadroom, leaving Scotty and Lilly wondering what would happen if all of the team members saw what they'd almost done. Suddenly, Stillman dashed in, gun out and ready to blow somebody's head off. "What is going on? Why are you here and not out solving cases?" Lilly seemed flustered and started to run away, but her hair caught fiercly on Scotty's lapel, flinging her mouth into Scotty's. After several minutes they broke apart, and Scotty said, "That was just what I needed!" Then, Jeffries arrived, looked hungrily on what just transpired. "My turn," he said eagerly to Vera, whose eyes were actually on Scotty. "Tough choice," Vera said, deciding whether he should just forget what momma had taught him and throw himself at Jeffries' massive arms or melt into Scotty's hot lips, but Stillman swept him into his arms, while Lilly watched, drooling and ecstatic, and eager to pull a threesome. Then Kite appeared, which caused Lilly to get mad and slap him right across his face. Kite decided to get rough and grabbed Lilly and threw her back to Vera. Meanwhile, Stillman was making eyes at Christina who was eyeing Kite happily, but he didn't give a hoot. Christina got angry, grabbed a gun and aimed at Lilly, but suddenly Lilly spun around and pounced on Scotty. "Don't shoot," Scotty begged. Then, Vera pulled a knife and lunged it towards Christina. Christina stepped back into the open case file box and she tripped, falling over Jeffries who was unable to keep her from landing on the floor, and she painfully landed on her rear end. Everyone laughed. Christina got up and started yelling, "Scotty, you damn idiot. Couldn't you keep your paws off my sister?" "Like you couldn't keep your hands off my partner," Jefferies yelled back. Then, a huge fistfight broke out between Christina and Vera, who decided to show her the right way and took her in a headlock, while laughing uncontrollably. "You both deserve each other Scotty, just elope," Stillman ordered. Scotty grabbed Lilly's ankle and started pleading with her to just stop and kiss him. Lilly happily agreed, but before they could, a loud explosion busted their intense, loving gaze. Christina had blown herself up into tiny little pieces. "Yey, she's gone," Everyone cheered. Then, Scotty puckkered up all over Stillman, who pushed him down the stairs, while Vera cried and Jeffries screamed. Lilly laughed uncontrollably. "Ohh, you guys crack me up!" She pushed Scotty back down when he pulled her toward him and they both fell on the floor. "This feels good," Lilly said, as Scotty unbuttoned her shirt and pants urgently. Lilly kissed Scotty's forehead and he kissed her itty, bitty, tiny nose. "Do it!" Chistina's mouth screamed. "Huh, what was delicious. I want ..." Before Lilly could rip Scotty's shirt off him, she had to tell him the truth. She whispered softly into his ear, "I can't do this without taking a pill for my daily dose of contraception. Quickly she reached for her jacket pocket. "Don't bother," Scotty announced as he pulled a rubber and slipped it into the coffee for warmth and soaking till it was of no more use. Suddenly, a loud noise ended Lilly's daydream. Sitting there Lilly sighed and looked over at Scotty. She smiled, wondering what he would do if she came on to Stillman and took him from *spoiler*, but she realized Scotty was crying like a baby. She stood up to go hug him, but Stillman got there first. "Whats wrong, baby?" Lilly was shocked. "Ok, group hug". Then Lilly flew over to Scotty and squeezed him like an orange. Kite saw this and decided to deck Scotty for hitting on Lil. He grabbed a sleeve of Lilly's and chewed down. "Don't ditch me," she pleaded innocently. "Its alright Lilly," Kite grunted. "I'm only ditching Scotty. I love you." But Lilly realized Scotty needed her. Plus, he looked a real mess, so she decided she had to be the man in this relationship. She told Kite she'd be quick and give him to Stillman to get a reality-check. Stillman slapped Scotty in his face, kicked him some ice-cream flavoured rocks and told Kite to take Lilly to his place. Kite happily agreed, but Lilly couldn't breathe. "What the crap? I don't wanna go there, Kite'll wanna get some rest and brush his teeth, gel his hair then do me!!" "Don't you want my arms around your fine body?" Kite looked worried. She liked Scotty being jealous of Kite. Scotty wanted to know what was going on in Kite's perverted tiny little brain. Scotty never trusted Kite with Lilly and decided to start shooting Kite. Lilly watched happily as Scotty missed. Kite kissed lilly passionately but then she broke the kiss by slapping his butt lovingly. Then, Jeffries arrived with suprising news that lilly's cat, Olivia, was pregnant! "Taken by suprise, Lilly threw a bomb down Jeffries' chimney which blew up and exploded. "What are you wearing under those blue and grey jumps suits that look suspiciously like two egg plants.?" "i dont know how those got in there!!!" Kite
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Post by blinddarkness on Oct 6, 2005 0:56:30 GMT -5
Lilly and Scotty finally said sorry and decided to be friends again. But not before Lilly had a terrible fit and darted dirty looks. So Scotty burst and told Lilly that she should go to hell. So then they realized they were being watched so they went to the place where the case files were stored and started to think about if they should fool around but were interrupted by Vera, who didn't know what to say, so they asked him, would he join? Vera considered it, and decided not to, but thanked them hesitantly. Then they heard a scream and turned to find Christina shocked yet excited at Vera's awesome display of self-control. Impressed, she decided to launch herself into chaste nunhood in order to gain perspective, but she quickly realized it was impossible. Lilly decided to give her a lesson, so she invited Christina to smell her fists which grossed Christina out. So she swooned into Vera who was able to carry her to the squadroom, leaving Scotty and Lilly wondering what would happen if all of the team members saw what they'd almost done. Suddenly, Stillman dashed in, gun out and ready to blow somebody's head off. "What is going on? Why are you here and not out solving cases?" Lilly seemed flustered and started to run away, but her hair caught fiercly on Scotty's lapel, flinging her mouth into Scotty's. After several minutes they broke apart, and Scotty said, "That was just what I needed!" Then, Jeffries arrived, looked hungrily on what just transpired. "My turn," he said eagerly to Vera, whose eyes were actually on Scotty. "Tough choice," Vera said, deciding whether he should just forget what momma had taught him and throw himself at Jeffries' massive arms or melt into Scotty's hot lips, but Stillman swept him into his arms, while Lilly watched, drooling and ecstatic, and eager to pull a threesome. Then Kite appeared, which caused Lilly to get mad and slap him right across his face. Kite decided to get rough and grabbed Lilly and threw her back to Vera. Meanwhile, Stillman was making eyes at Christina who was eyeing Kite happily, but he didn't give a hoot. Christina got angry, grabbed a gun and aimed at Lilly, but suddenly Lilly spun around and pounced on Scotty. "Don't shoot," Scotty begged. Then, Vera pulled a knife and lunged it towards Christina. Christina stepped back into the open case file box and she tripped, falling over Jeffries who was unable to keep her from landing on the floor, and she painfully landed on her rear end. Everyone laughed. Christina got up and started yelling, "Scotty, you damn idiot. Couldn't you keep your paws off my sister?" "Like you couldn't keep your hands off my partner," Jefferies yelled back. Then, a huge fistfight broke out between Christina and Vera, who decided to show her the right way and took her in a headlock, while laughing uncontrollably. "You both deserve each other Scotty, just elope," Stillman ordered. Scotty grabbed Lilly's ankle and started pleading with her to just stop and kiss him. Lilly happily agreed, but before they could, a loud explosion busted their intense, loving gaze. Christina had blown herself up into tiny little pieces. "Yey, she's gone," Everyone cheered. Then, Scotty puckkered up all over Stillman, who pushed him down the stairs, while Vera cried and Jeffries screamed. Lilly laughed uncontrollably. "Ohh, you guys crack me up!" She pushed Scotty back down when he pulled her toward him and they both fell on the floor. "This feels good," Lilly said, as Scotty unbuttoned her shirt and pants urgently. Lilly kissed Scotty's forehead and he kissed her itty, bitty, tiny nose. "Do it!" Chistina's mouth screamed. "Huh, what was delicious. I want ..." Before Lilly could rip Scotty's shirt off him, she had to tell him the truth. She whispered softly into his ear, "I can't do this without taking a pill for my daily dose of contraception. Quickly she reached for her jacket pocket. "Don't bother," Scotty announced as he pulled a rubber and slipped it into the coffee for warmth and soaking till it was of no more use. Suddenly, a loud noise ended Lilly's daydream. Sitting there Lilly sighed and looked over at Scotty. She smiled, wondering what he would do if she came on to Stillman and took him from *spoiler*, but she realized Scotty was crying like a baby. She stood up to go hug him, but Stillman got there first. "Whats wrong, baby?" Lilly was shocked. "Ok, group hug". Then Lilly flew over to Scotty and squeezed him like an orange. Kite saw this and decided to deck Scotty for hitting on Lil. He grabbed a sleeve of Lilly's and chewed down. "Don't ditch me," she pleaded innocently. "Its alright Lilly," Kite grunted. "I'm only ditching Scotty. I love you." But Lilly realized Scotty needed her. Plus, he looked a real mess, so she decided she had to be the man in this relationship. She told Kite she'd be quick and give him to Stillman to get a reality-check. Stillman slapped Scotty in his face, kicked him some ice-cream flavoured rocks and told Kite to take Lilly to his place. Kite happily agreed, but Lilly couldn't breathe. "What the crap? I don't wanna go there, Kite'll wanna get some rest and brush his teeth, gel his hair then do me!!" "Don't you want my arms around your fine body?" Kite looked worried. She liked Scotty being jealous of Kite. Scotty wanted to know what was going on in Kite's perverted tiny little brain. Scotty never trusted Kite with Lilly and decided to start shooting Kite. Lilly watched happily as Scotty missed. Kite kissed lilly passionately but then she broke the kiss by slapping his butt lovingly. Then, Jeffries arrived with suprising news that lilly's cat, Olivia, was pregnant! "Taken by suprise, Lilly threw a bomb down Jeffries' chimney which blew up and exploded. "What are you wearing under those blue and grey jumps suits that look suspiciously like two egg plants.?" "i dont know how those got in there!!!" Kite looked up at
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Post by Naj on Oct 6, 2005 10:23:27 GMT -5
Lilly and Scotty finally said sorry and decided to be friends again. But not before Lilly had a terrible fit and darted dirty looks. So Scotty burst and told Lilly that she should go to hell. So then they realized they were being watched so they went to the place where the case files were stored and started to think about if they should fool around but were interrupted by Vera, who didn't know what to say, so they asked him, would he join? Vera considered it, and decided not to, but thanked them hesitantly. Then they heard a scream and turned to find Christina shocked yet excited at Vera's awesome display of self-control. Impressed, she decided to launch herself into chaste nunhood in order to gain perspective, but she quickly realized it was impossible. Lilly decided to give her a lesson, so she invited Christina to smell her fists which grossed Christina out. So she swooned into Vera who was able to carry her to the squadroom, leaving Scotty and Lilly wondering what would happen if all of the team members saw what they'd almost done. Suddenly, Stillman dashed in, gun out and ready to blow somebody's head off. "What is going on? Why are you here and not out solving cases?" Lilly seemed flustered and started to run away, but her hair caught fiercly on Scotty's lapel, flinging her mouth into Scotty's. After several minutes they broke apart, and Scotty said, "That was just what I needed!" Then, Jeffries arrived, looked hungrily on what just transpired. "My turn," he said eagerly to Vera, whose eyes were actually on Scotty. "Tough choice," Vera said, deciding whether he should just forget what momma had taught him and throw himself at Jeffries' massive arms or melt into Scotty's hot lips, but Stillman swept him into his arms, while Lilly watched, drooling and ecstatic, and eager to pull a threesome. Then Kite appeared, which caused Lilly to get mad and slap him right across his face. Kite decided to get rough and grabbed Lilly and threw her back to Vera. Meanwhile, Stillman was making eyes at Christina who was eyeing Kite happily, but he didn't give a hoot. Christina got angry, grabbed a gun and aimed at Lilly, but suddenly Lilly spun around and pounced on Scotty. "Don't shoot," Scotty begged. Then, Vera pulled a knife and lunged it towards Christina. Christina stepped back into the open case file box and she tripped, falling over Jeffries who was unable to keep her from landing on the floor, and she painfully landed on her rear end. Everyone laughed. Christina got up and started yelling, "Scotty, you damn idiot. Couldn't you keep your paws off my sister?" "Like you couldn't keep your hands off my partner," Jefferies yelled back. Then, a huge fistfight broke out between Christina and Vera, who decided to show her the right way and took her in a headlock, while laughing uncontrollably. "You both deserve each other Scotty, just elope," Stillman ordered. Scotty grabbed Lilly's ankle and started pleading with her to just stop and kiss him. Lilly happily agreed, but before they could, a loud explosion busted their intense, loving gaze. Christina had blown herself up into tiny little pieces. "Yey, she's gone," Everyone cheered. Then, Scotty puckkered up all over Stillman, who pushed him down the stairs, while Vera cried and Jeffries screamed. Lilly laughed uncontrollably. "Ohh, you guys crack me up!" She pushed Scotty back down when he pulled her toward him and they both fell on the floor. "This feels good," Lilly said, as Scotty unbuttoned her shirt and pants urgently. Lilly kissed Scotty's forehead and he kissed her itty, bitty, tiny nose. "Do it!" Chistina's mouth screamed. "Huh, what was delicious. I want ..." Before Lilly could rip Scotty's shirt off him, she had to tell him the truth. She whispered softly into his ear, "I can't do this without taking a pill for my daily dose of contraception. Quickly she reached for her jacket pocket. "Don't bother," Scotty announced as he pulled a rubber and slipped it into the coffee for warmth and soaking till it was of no more use. Suddenly, a loud noise ended Lilly's daydream. Sitting there Lilly sighed and looked over at Scotty. She smiled, wondering what he would do if she came on to Stillman and took him from *"Josie chippy"*, but she realized Scotty was crying like a baby. She stood up to go hug him, but Stillman got there first. "Whats wrong, baby?" Lilly was shocked. "Ok, group hug". Then Lilly flew over to Scotty and squeezed him like an orange. Kite saw this and decided to deck Scotty for hitting on Lil. He grabbed a sleeve of Lilly's and chewed down. "Don't ditch me," she pleaded innocently. "Its alright Lilly," Kite grunted. "I'm only ditching Scotty. I love you." But Lilly realized Scotty needed her. Plus, he looked a real mess, so she decided she had to be the man in this relationship. She told Kite she'd be quick and give him to Stillman to get a reality-check. Stillman slapped Scotty in his face, kicked him some ice-cream flavoured rocks and told Kite to take Lilly to his place. Kite happily agreed, but Lilly couldn't breathe. "What the crap? I don't wanna go there, Kite'll wanna get some rest and brush his teeth, gel his hair then do me!!" "Don't you want my arms around your fine body?" Kite looked worried. She liked Scotty being jealous of Kite. Scotty wanted to know what was going on in Kite's perverted tiny little brain. Scotty never trusted Kite with Lilly and decided to start shooting Kite. Lilly watched happily as Scotty missed. Kite kissed lilly passionately but then she broke the kiss by slapping his butt lovingly. Then, Jeffries arrived with suprising news that lilly's cat, Olivia, was pregnant! "Taken by suprise, Lilly threw a bomb down Jeffries' chimney which blew up and exploded. "What are you wearing under those blue and grey jumps suits that look suspiciously like two egg plants.?" "i dont know how those got in there!!!" Kite looked up at Lilly salivating uncontrollably.
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Post by TVFan on Oct 6, 2005 11:42:03 GMT -5
Lilly and Scotty finally said sorry and decided to be friends again. But not before Lilly had a terrible fit and darted dirty looks. So Scotty burst and told Lilly that she should go to hell. So then they realized they were being watched so they went to the place where the case files were stored and started to think about if they should fool around but were interrupted by Vera, who didn't know what to say, so they asked him, would he join? Vera considered it, and decided not to, but thanked them hesitantly. Then they heard a scream and turned to find Christina shocked yet excited at Vera's awesome display of self-control. Impressed, she decided to launch herself into chaste nunhood in order to gain perspective, but she quickly realized it was impossible. Lilly decided to give her a lesson, so she invited Christina to smell her fists which grossed Christina out. So she swooned into Vera who was able to carry her to the squadroom, leaving Scotty and Lilly wondering what would happen if all of the team members saw what they'd almost done. Suddenly, Stillman dashed in, gun out and ready to blow somebody's head off. "What is going on? Why are you here and not out solving cases?" Lilly seemed flustered and started to run away, but her hair caught fiercly on Scotty's lapel, flinging her mouth into Scotty's. After several minutes they broke apart, and Scotty said, "That was just what I needed!" Then, Jeffries arrived, looked hungrily on what just transpired. "My turn," he said eagerly to Vera, whose eyes were actually on Scotty. "Tough choice," Vera said, deciding whether he should just forget what momma had taught him and throw himself at Jeffries' massive arms or melt into Scotty's hot lips, but Stillman swept him into his arms, while Lilly watched, drooling and ecstatic, and eager to pull a threesome. Then Kite appeared, which caused Lilly to get mad and slap him right across his face. Kite decided to get rough and grabbed Lilly and threw her back to Vera. Meanwhile, Stillman was making eyes at Christina who was eyeing Kite happily, but he didn't give a hoot. Christina got angry, grabbed a gun and aimed at Lilly, but suddenly Lilly spun around and pounced on Scotty. "Don't shoot," Scotty begged. Then, Vera pulled a knife and lunged it towards Christina. Christina stepped back into the open case file box and she tripped, falling over Jeffries who was unable to keep her from landing on the floor, and she painfully landed on her rear end. Everyone laughed. Christina got up and started yelling, "Scotty, you damn idiot. Couldn't you keep your paws off my sister?" "Like you couldn't keep your hands off my partner," Jefferies yelled back. Then, a huge fistfight broke out between Christina and Vera, who decided to show her the right way and took her in a headlock, while laughing uncontrollably. "You both deserve each other Scotty, just elope," Stillman ordered. Scotty grabbed Lilly's ankle and started pleading with her to just stop and kiss him. Lilly happily agreed, but before they could, a loud explosion busted their intense, loving gaze. Christina had blown herself up into tiny little pieces. "Yey, she's gone," Everyone cheered. Then, Scotty puckkered up all over Stillman, who pushed him down the stairs, while Vera cried and Jeffries screamed. Lilly laughed uncontrollably. "Ohh, you guys crack me up!" She pushed Scotty back down when he pulled her toward him and they both fell on the floor. "This feels good," Lilly said, as Scotty unbuttoned her shirt and pants urgently. Lilly kissed Scotty's forehead and he kissed her itty, bitty, tiny nose. "Do it!" Chistina's mouth screamed. "Huh, what was delicious. I want ..." Before Lilly could rip Scotty's shirt off him, she had to tell him the truth. She whispered softly into his ear, "I can't do this without taking a pill for my daily dose of contraception. Quickly she reached for her jacket pocket. "Don't bother," Scotty announced as he pulled a rubber and slipped it into the coffee for warmth and soaking till it was of no more use. Suddenly, a loud noise ended Lilly's daydream. Sitting there Lilly sighed and looked over at Scotty. She smiled, wondering what he would do if she came on to Stillman and took him from *"Josie chippy"*, but she realized Scotty was crying like a baby. She stood up to go hug him, but Stillman got there first. "Whats wrong, baby?" Lilly was shocked. "Ok, group hug". Then Lilly flew over to Scotty and squeezed him like an orange. Kite saw this and decided to deck Scotty for hitting on Lil. He grabbed a sleeve of Lilly's and chewed down. "Don't ditch me," she pleaded innocently. "Its alright Lilly," Kite grunted. "I'm only ditching Scotty. I love you." But Lilly realized Scotty needed her. Plus, he looked a real mess, so she decided she had to be the man in this relationship. She told Kite she'd be quick and give him to Stillman to get a reality-check. Stillman slapped Scotty in his face, kicked him some ice-cream flavoured rocks and told Kite to take Lilly to his place. Kite happily agreed, but Lilly couldn't breathe. "What the crap? I don't wanna go there, Kite'll wanna get some rest and brush his teeth, gel his hair then do me!!" "Don't you want my arms around your fine body?" Kite looked worried. She liked Scotty being jealous of Kite. Scotty wanted to know what was going on in Kite's perverted tiny little brain. Scotty never trusted Kite with Lilly and decided to start shooting Kite. Lilly watched happily as Scotty missed. Kite kissed lilly passionately but then she broke the kiss by slapping his butt lovingly. Then, Jeffries arrived with suprising news that lilly's cat, Olivia, was pregnant! "Taken by suprise, Lilly threw a bomb down Jeffries' chimney which blew up and exploded. "What are you wearing under those blue and grey jumps suits that look suspiciously like two egg plants.?" "i dont know how those got in there!!!" Kite looked up at Lilly salivating uncontrollably. He really wanted
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Post by blinddarkness on Oct 8, 2005 3:22:31 GMT -5
Lilly and Scotty finally said sorry and decided to be friends again. But not before Lilly had a terrible fit and darted dirty looks. So Scotty burst and told Lilly that she should go to hell. So then they realized they were being watched so they went to the place where the case files were stored and started to think about if they should fool around but were interrupted by Vera, who didn't know what to say, so they asked him, would he join? Vera considered it, and decided not to, but thanked them hesitantly. Then they heard a scream and turned to find Christina shocked yet excited at Vera's awesome display of self-control. Impressed, she decided to launch herself into chaste nunhood in order to gain perspective, but she quickly realized it was impossible. Lilly decided to give her a lesson, so she invited Christina to smell her fists which grossed Christina out. So she swooned into Vera who was able to carry her to the squadroom, leaving Scotty and Lilly wondering what would happen if all of the team members saw what they'd almost done. Suddenly, Stillman dashed in, gun out and ready to blow somebody's head off. "What is going on? Why are you here and not out solving cases?" Lilly seemed flustered and started to run away, but her hair caught fiercly on Scotty's lapel, flinging her mouth into Scotty's. After several minutes they broke apart, and Scotty said, "That was just what I needed!" Then, Jeffries arrived, looked hungrily on what just transpired. "My turn," he said eagerly to Vera, whose eyes were actually on Scotty. "Tough choice," Vera said, deciding whether he should just forget what momma had taught him and throw himself at Jeffries' massive arms or melt into Scotty's hot lips, but Stillman swept him into his arms, while Lilly watched, drooling and ecstatic, and eager to pull a threesome. Then Kite appeared, which caused Lilly to get mad and slap him right across his face. Kite decided to get rough and grabbed Lilly and threw her back to Vera. Meanwhile, Stillman was making eyes at Christina who was eyeing Kite happily, but he didn't give a hoot. Christina got angry, grabbed a gun and aimed at Lilly, but suddenly Lilly spun around and pounced on Scotty. "Don't shoot," Scotty begged. Then, Vera pulled a knife and lunged it towards Christina. Christina stepped back into the open case file box and she tripped, falling over Jeffries who was unable to keep her from landing on the floor, and she painfully landed on her rear end. Everyone laughed. Christina got up and started yelling, "Scotty, you damn idiot. Couldn't you keep your paws off my sister?" "Like you couldn't keep your hands off my partner," Jefferies yelled back. Then, a huge fistfight broke out between Christina and Vera, who decided to show her the right way and took her in a headlock, while laughing uncontrollably. "You both deserve each other Scotty, just elope," Stillman ordered. Scotty grabbed Lilly's ankle and started pleading with her to just stop and kiss him. Lilly happily agreed, but before they could, a loud explosion busted their intense, loving gaze. Christina had blown herself up into tiny little pieces. "Yey, she's gone," Everyone cheered. Then, Scotty puckkered up all over Stillman, who pushed him down the stairs, while Vera cried and Jeffries screamed. Lilly laughed uncontrollably. "Ohh, you guys crack me up!" She pushed Scotty back down when he pulled her toward him and they both fell on the floor. "This feels good," Lilly said, as Scotty unbuttoned her shirt and pants urgently. Lilly kissed Scotty's forehead and he kissed her itty, bitty, tiny nose. "Do it!" Chistina's mouth screamed. "Huh, what was delicious. I want ..." Before Lilly could rip Scotty's shirt off him, she had to tell him the truth. She whispered softly into his ear, "I can't do this without taking a pill for my daily dose of contraception. Quickly she reached for her jacket pocket. "Don't bother," Scotty announced as he pulled a rubber and slipped it into the coffee for warmth and soaking till it was of no more use. Suddenly, a loud noise ended Lilly's daydream. Sitting there Lilly sighed and looked over at Scotty. She smiled, wondering what he would do if she came on to Stillman and took him from *"Josie chippy"*, but she realized Scotty was crying like a baby. She stood up to go hug him, but Stillman got there first. "Whats wrong, baby?" Lilly was shocked. "Ok, group hug". Then Lilly flew over to Scotty and squeezed him like an orange. Kite saw this and decided to deck Scotty for hitting on Lil. He grabbed a sleeve of Lilly's and chewed down. "Don't ditch me," she pleaded innocently. "Its alright Lilly," Kite grunted. "I'm only ditching Scotty. I love you." But Lilly realized Scotty needed her. Plus, he looked a real mess, so she decided she had to be the man in this relationship. She told Kite she'd be quick and give him to Stillman to get a reality-check. Stillman slapped Scotty in his face, kicked him some ice-cream flavoured rocks and told Kite to take Lilly to his place. Kite happily agreed, but Lilly couldn't breathe. "What the crap? I don't wanna go there, Kite'll wanna get some rest and brush his teeth, gel his hair then do me!!" "Don't you want my arms around your fine body?" Kite looked worried. She liked Scotty being jealous of Kite. Scotty wanted to know what was going on in Kite's perverted tiny little brain. Scotty never trusted Kite with Lilly and decided to start shooting Kite. Lilly watched happily as Scotty missed. Kite kissed lilly passionately but then she broke the kiss by slapping his butt lovingly. Then, Jeffries arrived with suprising news that lilly's cat, Olivia, was pregnant! "Taken by suprise, Lilly threw a bomb down Jeffries' chimney which blew up and exploded. "What are you wearing under those blue and grey jumps suits that look suspiciously like two egg plants.?" "i dont know how those got in there!!!" Kite looked up at Lilly salivating uncontrollably. He really wanted to jump on
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Post by sonny on Oct 8, 2005 6:56:31 GMT -5
Lilly and Scotty finally said sorry and decided to be friends again. But not before Lilly had a terrible fit and darted dirty looks. So Scotty burst and told Lilly that she should go to hell. So then they realized they were being watched so they went to the place where the case files were stored and started to think about if they should fool around but were interrupted by Vera, who didn't know what to say, so they asked him, would he join? Vera considered it, and decided not to, but thanked them hesitantly. Then they heard a scream and turned to find Christina shocked yet excited at Vera's awesome display of self-control. Impressed, she decided to launch herself into chaste nunhood in order to gain perspective, but she quickly realized it was impossible. Lilly decided to give her a lesson, so she invited Christina to smell her fists which grossed Christina out. So she swooned into Vera who was able to carry her to the squadroom, leaving Scotty and Lilly wondering what would happen if all of the team members saw what they'd almost done. Suddenly, Stillman dashed in, gun out and ready to blow somebody's head off. "What is going on? Why are you here and not out solving cases?" Lilly seemed flustered and started to run away, but her hair caught fiercly on Scotty's lapel, flinging her mouth into Scotty's. After several minutes they broke apart, and Scotty said, "That was just what I needed!" Then, Jeffries arrived, looked hungrily on what just transpired. "My turn," he said eagerly to Vera, whose eyes were actually on Scotty. "Tough choice," Vera said, deciding whether he should just forget what momma had taught him and throw himself at Jeffries' massive arms or melt into Scotty's hot lips, but Stillman swept him into his arms, while Lilly watched, drooling and ecstatic, and eager to pull a threesome. Then Kite appeared, which caused Lilly to get mad and slap him right across his face. Kite decided to get rough and grabbed Lilly and threw her back to Vera. Meanwhile, Stillman was making eyes at Christina who was eyeing Kite happily, but he didn't give a hoot. Christina got angry, grabbed a gun and aimed at Lilly, but suddenly Lilly spun around and pounced on Scotty. "Don't shoot," Scotty begged. Then, Vera pulled a knife and lunged it towards Christina. Christina stepped back into the open case file box and she tripped, falling over Jeffries who was unable to keep her from landing on the floor, and she painfully landed on her rear end. Everyone laughed. Christina got up and started yelling, "Scotty, you damn idiot. Couldn't you keep your paws off my sister?" "Like you couldn't keep your hands off my partner," Jefferies yelled back. Then, a huge fistfight broke out between Christina and Vera, who decided to show her the right way and took her in a headlock, while laughing uncontrollably. "You both deserve each other Scotty, just elope," Stillman ordered. Scotty grabbed Lilly's ankle and started pleading with her to just stop and kiss him. Lilly happily agreed, but before they could, a loud explosion busted their intense, loving gaze. Christina had blown herself up into tiny little pieces. "Yey, she's gone," Everyone cheered. Then, Scotty puckkered up all over Stillman, who pushed him down the stairs, while Vera cried and Jeffries screamed. Lilly laughed uncontrollably. "Ohh, you guys crack me up!" She pushed Scotty back down when he pulled her toward him and they both fell on the floor. "This feels good," Lilly said, as Scotty unbuttoned her shirt and pants urgently. Lilly kissed Scotty's forehead and he kissed her itty, bitty, tiny nose. "Do it!" Chistina's mouth screamed. "Huh, what was delicious. I want ..." Before Lilly could rip Scotty's shirt off him, she had to tell him the truth. She whispered softly into his ear, "I can't do this without taking a pill for my daily dose of contraception. Quickly she reached for her jacket pocket. "Don't bother," Scotty announced as he pulled a rubber and slipped it into the coffee for warmth and soaking till it was of no more use. Suddenly, a loud noise ended Lilly's daydream. Sitting there Lilly sighed and looked over at Scotty. She smiled, wondering what he would do if she came on to Stillman and took him from *"Josie chippy"*, but she realized Scotty was crying like a baby. She stood up to go hug him, but Stillman got there first. "Whats wrong, baby?" Lilly was shocked. "Ok, group hug". Then Lilly flew over to Scotty and squeezed him like an orange. Kite saw this and decided to deck Scotty for hitting on Lil. He grabbed a sleeve of Lilly's and chewed down. "Don't ditch me," she pleaded innocently. "Its alright Lilly," Kite grunted. "I'm only ditching Scotty. I love you." But Lilly realized Scotty needed her. Plus, he looked a real mess, so she decided she had to be the man in this relationship. She told Kite she'd be quick and give him to Stillman to get a reality-check. Stillman slapped Scotty in his face, kicked him some ice-cream flavoured rocks and told Kite to take Lilly to his place. Kite happily agreed, but Lilly couldn't breathe. "What the crap? I don't wanna go there, Kite'll wanna get some rest and brush his teeth, gel his hair then do me!!" "Don't you want my arms around your fine body?" Kite looked worried. She liked Scotty being jealous of Kite. Scotty wanted to know what was going on in Kite's perverted tiny little brain. Scotty never trusted Kite with Lilly and decided to start shooting Kite. Lilly watched happily as Scotty missed. Kite kissed lilly passionately but then she broke the kiss by slapping his butt lovingly. Then, Jeffries arrived with suprising news that lilly's cat, Olivia, was pregnant! Taken by suprise, Lilly threw a bomb down Jeffries' chimney which blew up and exploded. "What are you wearing under those blue and grey jumps suits that look suspiciously like two egg plants.?" "I dont know how those got in there!!!" Kite looked up at Lilly salivating uncontrollably. He really wanted to jump on Scotty and punch
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Post by Naj on Oct 11, 2005 18:15:51 GMT -5
Lilly and Scotty finally said sorry and decided to be friends again. But not before Lilly had a terrible fit and darted dirty looks. So Scotty burst and told Lilly that she should go to hell. So then they realized they were being watched so they went to the place where the case files were stored and started to think about if they should fool around but were interrupted by Vera, who didn't know what to say, so they asked him, would he join? Vera considered it, and decided not to, but thanked them hesitantly. Then they heard a scream and turned to find Christina shocked yet excited at Vera's awesome display of self-control. Impressed, she decided to launch herself into chaste nunhood in order to gain perspective, but she quickly realized it was impossible. Lilly decided to give her a lesson, so she invited Christina to smell her fists which grossed Christina out. So she swooned into Vera who was able to carry her to the squadroom, leaving Scotty and Lilly wondering what would happen if all of the team members saw what they'd almost done. Suddenly, Stillman dashed in, gun out and ready to blow somebody's head off. "What is going on? Why are you here and not out solving cases?" Lilly seemed flustered and started to run away, but her hair caught fiercly on Scotty's lapel, flinging her mouth into Scotty's. After several minutes they broke apart, and Scotty said, "That was just what I needed!" Then, Jeffries arrived, looked hungrily on what just transpired. "My turn," he said eagerly to Vera, whose eyes were actually on Scotty. "Tough choice," Vera said, deciding whether he should just forget what momma had taught him and throw himself at Jeffries' massive arms or melt into Scotty's hot lips, but Stillman swept him into his arms, while Lilly watched, drooling and ecstatic, and eager to pull a threesome. Then Kite appeared, which caused Lilly to get mad and slap him right across his face. Kite decided to get rough and grabbed Lilly and threw her back to Vera. Meanwhile, Stillman was making eyes at Christina who was eyeing Kite happily, but he didn't give a hoot. Christina got angry, grabbed a gun and aimed at Lilly, but suddenly Lilly spun around and pounced on Scotty. "Don't shoot," Scotty begged. Then, Vera pulled a knife and lunged it towards Christina. Christina stepped back into the open case file box and she tripped, falling over Jeffries who was unable to keep her from landing on the floor, and she painfully landed on her rear end. Everyone laughed. Christina got up and started yelling, "Scotty, you damn idiot. Couldn't you keep your paws off my sister?" "Like you couldn't keep your hands off my partner," Jefferies yelled back. Then, a huge fistfight broke out between Christina and Vera, who decided to show her the right way and took her in a headlock, while laughing uncontrollably. "You both deserve each other Scotty, just elope," Stillman ordered. Scotty grabbed Lilly's ankle and started pleading with her to just stop and kiss him. Lilly happily agreed, but before they could, a loud explosion busted their intense, loving gaze. Christina had blown herself up into tiny little pieces. "Yey, she's gone," Everyone cheered. Then, Scotty puckkered up all over Stillman, who pushed him down the stairs, while Vera cried and Jeffries screamed. Lilly laughed uncontrollably. "Ohh, you guys crack me up!" She pushed Scotty back down when he pulled her toward him and they both fell on the floor. "This feels good," Lilly said, as Scotty unbuttoned her shirt and pants urgently. Lilly kissed Scotty's forehead and he kissed her itty, bitty, tiny nose. "Do it!" Chistina's mouth screamed. "Huh, what was delicious. I want ..." Before Lilly could rip Scotty's shirt off him, she had to tell him the truth. She whispered softly into his ear, "I can't do this without taking a pill for my daily dose of contraception. Quickly she reached for her jacket pocket. "Don't bother," Scotty announced as he pulled a rubber and slipped it into the coffee for warmth and soaking till it was of no more use. Suddenly, a loud noise ended Lilly's daydream. Sitting there Lilly sighed and looked over at Scotty. She smiled, wondering what he would do if she came on to Stillman and took him from *"Josie chippy"*, but she realized Scotty was crying like a baby. She stood up to go hug him, but Stillman got there first. "Whats wrong, baby?" Lilly was shocked. "Ok, group hug". Then Lilly flew over to Scotty and squeezed him like an orange. Kite saw this and decided to deck Scotty for hitting on Lil. He grabbed a sleeve of Lilly's and chewed down. "Don't ditch me," she pleaded innocently. "Its alright Lilly," Kite grunted. "I'm only ditching Scotty. I love you." But Lilly realized Scotty needed her. Plus, he looked a real mess, so she decided she had to be the man in this relationship. She told Kite she'd be quick and give him to Stillman to get a reality-check. Stillman slapped Scotty in his face, kicked him some ice-cream flavoured rocks and told Kite to take Lilly to his place. Kite happily agreed, but Lilly couldn't breathe. "What the crap? I don't wanna go there, Kite'll wanna get some rest and brush his teeth, gel his hair then do me!!" "Don't you want my arms around your fine body?" Kite looked worried. She liked Scotty being jealous of Kite. Scotty wanted to know what was going on in Kite's perverted tiny little brain. Scotty never trusted Kite with Lilly and decided to start shooting Kite. Lilly watched happily as Scotty missed. Kite kissed lilly passionately but then she broke the kiss by slapping his butt lovingly. Then, Jeffries arrived with suprising news that lilly's cat, Olivia, was pregnant! Taken by suprise, Lilly threw a bomb down Jeffries' chimney which blew up and exploded. "What are you wearing under those blue and grey jumps suits that look suspiciously like two egg plants.?" "I dont know how those got in there!!!" Kite looked up at Lilly salivating uncontrollably. He really wanted to jump on Scotty and punch his nose in.
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Post by Naj on Oct 17, 2005 14:15:08 GMT -5
Lilly and Scotty finally said sorry and decided to be friends again. But not before Lilly had a terrible fit and darted dirty looks. So Scotty burst and told Lilly that she should go to hell. So then they realized they were being watched so they went to the place where the case files were stored and started to think about if they should fool around but were interrupted by Vera, who didn't know what to say, so they asked him, would he join? Vera considered it, and decided not to, but thanked them hesitantly. Then they heard a scream and turned to find Christina shocked yet excited at Vera's awesome display of self-control. Impressed, she decided to launch herself into chaste nunhood in order to gain perspective, but she quickly realized it was impossible. Lilly decided to give her a lesson, so she invited Christina to smell her fists which grossed Christina out. So she swooned into Vera who was able to carry her to the squadroom, leaving Scotty and Lilly wondering what would happen if all of the team members saw what they'd almost done. Suddenly, Stillman dashed in, gun out and ready to blow somebody's head off. "What is going on? Why are you here and not out solving cases?" Lilly seemed flustered and started to run away, but her hair caught fiercly on Scotty's lapel, flinging her mouth into Scotty's. After several minutes they broke apart, and Scotty said, "That was just what I needed!" Then, Jeffries arrived, looked hungrily on what just transpired. "My turn," he said eagerly to Vera, whose eyes were actually on Scotty. "Tough choice," Vera said, deciding whether he should just forget what momma had taught him and throw himself at Jeffries' massive arms or melt into Scotty's hot lips, but Stillman swept him into his arms, while Lilly watched, drooling and ecstatic, and eager to pull a threesome. Then Kite appeared, which caused Lilly to get mad and slap him right across his face. Kite decided to get rough and grabbed Lilly and threw her back to Vera. Meanwhile, Stillman was making eyes at Christina who was eyeing Kite happily, but he didn't give a hoot. Christina got angry, grabbed a gun and aimed at Lilly, but suddenly Lilly spun around and pounced on Scotty. "Don't shoot," Scotty begged. Then, Vera pulled a knife and lunged it towards Christina. Christina stepped back into the open case file box and she tripped, falling over Jeffries who was unable to keep her from landing on the floor, and she painfully landed on her rear end. Everyone laughed. Christina got up and started yelling, "Scotty, you damn idiot. Couldn't you keep your paws off my sister?" "Like you couldn't keep your hands off my partner," Jefferies yelled back. Then, a huge fistfight broke out between Christina and Vera, who decided to show her the right way and took her in a headlock, while laughing uncontrollably. "You both deserve each other Scotty, just elope," Stillman ordered. Scotty grabbed Lilly's ankle and started pleading with her to just stop and kiss him. Lilly happily agreed, but before they could, a loud explosion busted their intense, loving gaze. Christina had blown herself up into tiny little pieces. "Yey, she's gone," Everyone cheered. Then, Scotty puckkered up all over Stillman, who pushed him down the stairs, while Vera cried and Jeffries screamed. Lilly laughed uncontrollably. "Ohh, you guys crack me up!" She pushed Scotty back down when he pulled her toward him and they both fell on the floor. "This feels good," Lilly said, as Scotty unbuttoned her shirt and pants urgently. Lilly kissed Scotty's forehead and he kissed her itty, bitty, tiny nose. "Do it!" Chistina's mouth screamed. "Huh, what was delicious. I want ..." Before Lilly could rip Scotty's shirt off him, she had to tell him the truth. She whispered softly into his ear, "I can't do this without taking a pill for my daily dose of contraception. Quickly she reached for her jacket pocket. "Don't bother," Scotty announced as he pulled a rubber and slipped it into the coffee for warmth and soaking till it was of no more use. Suddenly, a loud noise ended Lilly's daydream. Sitting there Lilly sighed and looked over at Scotty. She smiled, wondering what he would do if she came on to Stillman and took him from *"Josie chippy"*, but she realized Scotty was crying like a baby. She stood up to go hug him, but Stillman got there first. "Whats wrong, baby?" Lilly was shocked. "Ok, group hug". Then Lilly flew over to Scotty and squeezed him like an orange. Kite saw this and decided to deck Scotty for hitting on Lil. He grabbed a sleeve of Lilly's and chewed down. "Don't ditch me," she pleaded innocently. "Its alright Lilly," Kite grunted. "I'm only ditching Scotty. I love you." But Lilly realized Scotty needed her. Plus, he looked a real mess, so she decided she had to be the man in this relationship. She told Kite she'd be quick and give him to Stillman to get a reality-check. Stillman slapped Scotty in his face, kicked him some ice-cream flavoured rocks and told Kite to take Lilly to his place. Kite happily agreed, but Lilly couldn't breathe. "What the crap? I don't wanna go there, Kite'll wanna get some rest and brush his teeth, gel his hair then do me!!" "Don't you want my arms around your fine body?" Kite looked worried. She liked Scotty being jealous of Kite. Scotty wanted to know what was going on in Kite's perverted tiny little brain. Scotty never trusted Kite with Lilly and decided to start shooting Kite. Lilly watched happily as Scotty missed. Kite kissed lilly passionately but then she broke the kiss by slapping his butt lovingly. Then, Jeffries arrived with suprising news that lilly's cat, Olivia, was pregnant! Taken by suprise, Lilly threw a bomb down Jeffries' chimney which blew up and exploded. "What are you wearing under those blue and grey jumps suits that look suspiciously like two egg plants.?" "I dont know how those got in there!!!" Kite looked up at Lilly salivating uncontrollably. He really wanted to jump on Scotty and punch his nose in. Instead he reached
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