WEEK 3: Funniest Line/Exchange - NOW OPEN!

[yankee1151]

The only one that really stands out for me is the entire stakeout scene between Miller/Vera from the otherwise crappy "Thick as Thieves."

[scillylove]

^Yeah, that is kinda interesting, isn't it? Two of my five are from Thick as Thieves, but I hated that episode.

Okay, here we go:

From “Thrill Kill”
Kat: And you're reachin' for my Kung Pao Chicken!
Vera: It's family style. So what?
Kat: Do I look like your family??

From "The Road"
John Smith: Your perfume, it's flowery. Not what I'd expect from someone in your position.
Lilly: Don't wear it.
John Smith: (to Scotty) Cologne, then?
Scotty: It's aftershave. Nothing flowery about it.

From "Thick as Thieves"
Kat: (to Vera) Like I’m so stimulated sitting next to you.

From "Thick as Thieves"
Miller: So we plant an obit. "Margot Chambers, blah blah blah, being buried at Oakland Cemetery." Stake it out.
Jeffries: No, not me. Got court.
Vera: When?
Jeffries: Whenever the stakeout is.

From "Devil Music"
Jeffries: And stop acting like such a jackass.
Scotty: Yeah.
Jeffries: All right, then, maybe I should scream or something, so they don't think we're in here hugging.
Scotty: Yeah, make it sound good.