Post by CC Fan on Jun 1, 2005 0:39:04 GMT -5
Recap Provided By Cellogal
Blank Generation
December 11, 1978
In a candlelit bedroom, a young man and woman canoodle in bed, listening to “Surrender” by Cheap Trick. The guy kisses the girl, who, may I say, has the most disturbing bangs I’ve ever seen, and tells her that it’s snowing outside. She says there is no outside, and there’s no yesterday. Before we can ponder the implications of this, a guy’s voice is heard yelling for Matthew Adams. The guy in bed sits up, clearly surprised, and says it’s his dad.
Outside, Matthew’s dad and a younger, cocky-looking man stand on the porch of what looks like a seriously nice mansion. Dad is yelling for Matthew, but the younger one says Matthew doesn’t know him. Matthew’s dad demands to see his son, but the younger one says Matthew was an orphan when he met him. The two guys argue, Dad accusing the younger one of manipulating a screwed-up kid, and the younger one blaming Dad for screwing him up in the first place. The younger one says Matthew has free will, and challenges Dad to call to him. This he does, saying that he and Beth want Matthew to come home.
Back inside, Matthew hastily steps into his pants and goes to the window, and he and his dad look at each other for a moment, but then Matthew steps back and closes the curtains. The younger guy outside smirks and says Matthew’s got a new father now. Man, somebody really needs to slam this guy’s face into a table. Oh, wait. Getting ahead of myself here. Anyway, clearly defeated, Dad turns around and leaves.
Daylight comes, and we see Matthew lying dead on the front porch of what looks to be a different house, a note on his chest that reads, “Father, I’m free. Goodbye. Matthew.” From the paperwork we see in the typewriter, the death has been ruled a suicide.
Present Day
Scotty and Lilly are in the squad room, talking to a blonde woman with an adorable pixie haircut. She’s telling them that she and Matthew used to be close, but that Matthew drifted after their mother killed herself. He joined the First Generation, which Lilly tactfully calls a “group,” but the blonde insists was a cult. She says Matthew cut off all ties, and since Jonestown had just happened, they were afraid the First Generation was planning something similar, so they hired a “deprogrammer” to try and get Matthew out of the cult. She says the deprogrammer, Bill Crawford, took Matthew to a hotel room, where they all tried to convince him to leave, but the blonde says ultimately they left Matthew alone with Crawford, and the next day Matthew turned up dead from cyanide poisoning on their front porch. The blonde says they all thought it was suicide, but then she pulls a newspaper clipping from her purse which suggests Crawford may have killed someone he was trying to rescue. The girl died of an asthma attack, she says, and Crawford dosed her with poison to cover it up, even forging a suicide note.
Scotty is distracted then by the arrival of Calamity Jane! No, wait..sorry…it’s Anna Mayes, his old colleague from West. She gives him a wave and a sad smile, then heads into Stillman’s office, where she tells him they found a floater in the Schuylkill that morning. I have no idea how they get “Skoo-kle” from “Schuylkill,” but there you have it. Stillman seems confused as to why Anna is coming to him, but she says their floater is someone they know: Elisa. Stillman looks out the window of his office at Scotty, clearly thinking what we all are at home. Oh, snap!
Credits.
Squad room. Lilly and Jeffries are examining the suicide note, which seems standard, but Lilly says it could have been written by the deprogrammer. Vera comes up, and after asking what the boss wanted with Valens, gives us the 49 on Matthew Adams: straight-arrow 20-year-old, pre-med at Penn, but then drops out, dyes his hair black, and starts hanging out at The Arsenal, which Jeffries informs us was a popular punk slam-dancing spot. Vera goes on to say that Matthew joined the cult in June of 1978. Jeffries says he remembers those First Generation nuts; their leader, Maurice Warfield, who’s now in jail, wanted to start a new generation with himself as their father. Vera says a raid of the mansion found cyanide, enough for each member. Lilly theorizes that they were planning their own Jonestown, but Matthew’s death seems to have stopped it. Lilly says the deprogrammer is their first stop.
A river, presumably the Schuylkill. Scotty and Stillman are walking along its banks. A confused Scotty half-jokingly asks Stillman if Anna’s getting his job, and Stillman brought him all the way out there to tell him. Stillman says it’s about Elisa. Scotty stops and asks Stillman if she’s in trouble. After a pause, Stillman says that they found her that morning in the Schuylkill River, that it looks like she jumped, but Anna is working the case. Scotty, clearly in shock, says that can’t be; Elisa wouldn’t have jumped, she’s scared of heights, and she was getting better, and he needs to go talk to Anna. All Stillman can say is that he’s sorry. Still trying to absorb the information, Scotty is silent for a minute, then walks off.
The deprogrammer’s lair. Lilly and Jeffries are interviewing Crawford, whose beard is simply astounding. After some discussion of his recent “accident,” Lilly asks if Matthew was an accident, too. Crawford tells her she’s off by a mile, that Matthew crawled out the hotel’s bathroom window and he never saw him again. Jeffries presses him, saying Crawford’s clearly not above breaking the law doing business, and Crawford turns the tables, asking if it was their loved one, wouldn’t they want him to do everything he could? Lilly instructs him to tell them about Matthew, and Crawford says that, like every job, it started with a rescue. Jeffries calls it a kidnapping, but Crawford insists he was the good guy.
A younger Crawford, his astounding beard in its infancy, breaks down the door, gun drawn, and demands to see Matthew. The younger, cocky guy, who we now know is Maurice, says there’s no Matthew there, but Crawford cocks the gun, scaring the other cultlings, and apparently this works, because we see Matthew being dragged out of the mansion and thrown into a van, where his dad and sister are waiting. Matthew demands to know what’s going on, and his dad and sister immediately begin reminding him of his name, his address, his sports allegiances, but all Matthew will say is that it’s three days until Zero Hour.
Jeffries asks what Zero Hour was, and Crawford explains it was the appointed time for the mass suicide, then theorizes that Matthew may have killed himself early so nobody would stop him. Crawford brags about his 90% success rate, but says that that Warfield character messed Matthew’s head up good.
Jail. We meet the famous Maurice Warfield, who greets Lilly and Jeffries by saying that the serious faces of the law are just trying to hide the fact that they’re the same scared children they always were. Whoa. Has Maurice been talking to George Marks? This issue isn’t addressed, though, as Lilly asks Maurice about Matthew Adams. Maurice says that Matthew was an artist whose father tried to fill his head with science, and all Maurice was doing was trying to illustrate that Matthew had a choice, which he points out isn’t against the law. Jeffries rebuts that tax fraud and statutory rape sure are, but Maurice says he considers himself wrongly detained, that he doesn’t accept their laws. Well, accept them or not, you’re still in jail, pal. Jeffries asks him how he found Matthew, and Maurice says he found him in a lost place.
A punk bar with Mohawks and slam-dancing, and “I Wanna Be Sedated” by the Ramones, presumably The Arsenal. Maurice and another guy are standing there, watching a crowd of dancers, and they see Matthew get into a fight with a guy who has a truly outstanding Mohawk. Seriously, the hair in this episode is Un. Real. Maurice goes and breaks up the fight without a word, and Outstanding Mohawk Guy goes back to slam-dancing, but Matthew comes up to the bar, where Maurice has rejoined his friend and has his arm around Disturbing Bangs Girl. Matthew doesn’t believe he knows Maurice, but Maurice says he knows Matthew: a rebel boy in combat boots and Gucci socks. Heh. He goes on to guess that Matthew’s mad because Maurice broke up the fight before Matthew had a chance to get his a** kicked. Matthew asks, as any reasonable person might, why he’d want that, and Maurice says the world is full of pain, and that’s his chance to control it. Matthew brushes Maurice off, so Maurice turns to Plan B: Disturbing Bangs Girl. This, we see as they smile at each other, apparently works.
Maurice explains that Matthew needed a place to crash, so he came to stay with them. When asked about his death, Maurice blames “the commando,” who came in and took Matthew, and none of them ever saw him again. Lilly asks about the cyanide, and Maurice insists there was no mass suicide planned, not even a cult. Just an ideal, he says forlornly, and that the First Generation is a thing of the past.
Squad room. Vera and Lilly say that abrasions on Matthew’s back indicate he was dragged, pointing to homicide, but that Crawford is off the hook, having hopped a plane to Miami that night. Stillman and Jeffries walk in then, and Stillman tells them about Elisa. Lilly and Vera both look stunned, and Lil asks where Scotty is. Stillman replies that he’s at home, and Lilly says they should go to him, and starts to get up, but Jeffries says Scotty needs time, and Stillman agrees.
Lilly’s apartment. She comes in, still clearly heartbroken for Scotty, and picks up the phone, presumably to call him, but then she notices that a window is open, and someone has painted “Obey The F1rst Generation” on her wall. Oh, snap!
When next we see it, Lil’s place is hopping, with CSU, Stillman, and Jeffries all there. The CSU investigator says they were able to get a print from the window. Stillman, Jeffries, and Lil all state the obvious, that for a thing of the past, First Generation sure is organized. Jeffries concludes Maurice must be running the cult from prison, and they speculate as to who the outside man might be. Vera comes in then, saying Lilly has nice neighbors, but they didn’t see squat. Jeffries continues theorizing, saying Maurice mentioned two names, Nick and Allison, but Vera isn’t paying attention. He’s having a Close Encounter of the Feline Kind. He asks Lil what’s wrong with her cats, and she clearly doesn’t even see their flaws anymore, because she says nothing’s wrong with them. Vera gives her a yeah, okay, whatever look and turns to leave. Heh. Stillman asks Lilly if she’s okay, and she shakes her head and just says, “Scotty.” Aw. Stillman, by the way, has had a heck of a day. First he has to tell Scotty about Elisa, and now he has to deal with Lil’s apartment getting broken into. I’d like to buy that man a beer.
West. Scotty walks in, trying to avoid the stares of his former colleagues, and stops at Anna’s desk, where he tells her that he’s there to pick up Elisa’s stuff. Anna hands him a brown paper bag, and Scotty asks if she’s gotten the scene photos yet. She says she hasn’t, and he tells her he wants to see them. She says there’s no reason for that, but, in a wavery voice, he insists. He starts to leave, but she says there was a note addressed to him, and hands him an envelope. Y’all, we can see Scotty’s heart breaking as he asks Anna where she found it, and she responds that it was on Elisa’s bed. Scotty tucks the note into his coat pocket, and Anna starts to tell him that anytime he wants to talk, she’s there, but Scotty’s having none of that. The tears about to spill over, he says he’s gotta jet, and Anna calls after him, saying she wants to help him, but he tosses her a lopsided smile, says he’s good, and leaves. Well, if that’s “good,” I’d hate to see what “bad” looks like.
A church. Vera and Jeffries are interviewing Nick, the other guy from the bar. Nick insists he no longer has anything to do with the cult, that he washed his hands of Maurice Warfield twenty-five years ago. The detectives ask who might have had it out for Matthew, and Nick responds that Maurice would have, because false gods can be wrathful. Vera says they don’t speak cult. Hee. Nick translates, and then goes on to explain about the initiation rite, where Matthew spent three days in total darkness.
Cult Mansion, where The Cars serenade us with “Moving In Stereo.” Maurice fetches a shirtless Matthew from a dark room, where he babbles about being alone, and then Maurice tells him his past no longer exists, and invites him to stay with them, if he wants, so they can show him what a family really is. Matthew is flattered and says he’ll stay, and Maurice gestures to the other cultlings in the room and tells Matthew to choose someone, anyone to love. Matthew is thrilled. A home, a family, and nookie, all in one place? Sha-zam! His eyes immediately fall on Disturbing Bangs Girl, who we learn is Allison, and, after a pause where we see that Maurice is clearly not okay with this, he motions to her. Allison asks if this is okay, and Maurice replies that Matthew has chosen her. He joins their hands and tells them they’ll be together one month, no more, and asks Matthew if he understands. I think all that Matthew understands, or cares about, at this point is that he’s about to get it on with Allison, so he agrees readily.
This complicated cult case is starting to look like your standard love triangle, and Vera asks, just for clarification, if Maurice was angry because Matthew was “bangin’ her past the cult expiration date.” Man, Vera is getting some awesome lines in this episode! Nick clarifies that Maurice was angry because Matthew, in the words of Eric Cartman, didn’t respect Maurice’s authori-tah.
Tattoo parlor. Stillman and Lilly are there to interview Allison, whose bangs are thankfully grown-out and much less disturbing. After imparting us with a seemingly unimportant bit of information, that all of Allison’s tattoos are her own design, Lil asks her about Matthew. Allison says that the love of your life vanishes at gunpoint, you never see him again, yeah, he crosses your mind from time to time. Stillman asks her about being Maurice’s girl, and she says Maurice had a lot of girls. The detectives ask if she was special, and she says no, that being a “father figure” was more important to Maurice than anything else, and that he allowed her and Matthew to stay together “past the cult expiration date” (tm Vera). Lilly asks if she has any idea who Maurice’s outside contact might be, but Allison just shakes her head, saying Maurice had a lot of sway over a lot of people, and when asked, says Maurice made her feel special right after the end of a bad marriage. Stillman asks how she got out of the cult, and Allison says it was when Matthew died, that it was the biggest loss of her life. Lilly asks if Allison thinks Matthew committed suicide, and Allison shrugs and says they were all pretty messed up back then. When asked what she’d say if they told her it was homicide, Allison immediately points to Matthew’s dad.
A medical lab, where we hear “Accidents Will Happen” by Elvis Costello & The Attractions. Matthew unlocks a cabinet full of pills, and finds what he’s looking for: cyanide. He and Allison are turning to leave when Matthew’s dad shows up, thinking he came to talk. Matthew says they ran out of things to talk about a long time ago. Dad then asks what Matthew’s doing there, but all Matthew says is that he’ll find out. Dad accuses him of being after narcotics, then turns his attention to Allison, asking if she’s “one of them.” Matthew protests that Allison loves him, and Dad says those zombies are controlling his mind. Matthew fires back that that’s his dad’s specialty. Dad retorts that Matthew is like his mother in all the worst ways, and Matthew responds that he will never forgive the secret. Then he and Allison walk out, hand in hand.
Lilly and Stillman are clearly curious about “the secret,” but Allison says she never knew what it was. She does enlighten them, though, about Zero Hour. It wasn’t a mass suicide, but a mass patricide: the ultimate act of loyalty to Maurice.
Blank Generation
December 11, 1978
In a candlelit bedroom, a young man and woman canoodle in bed, listening to “Surrender” by Cheap Trick. The guy kisses the girl, who, may I say, has the most disturbing bangs I’ve ever seen, and tells her that it’s snowing outside. She says there is no outside, and there’s no yesterday. Before we can ponder the implications of this, a guy’s voice is heard yelling for Matthew Adams. The guy in bed sits up, clearly surprised, and says it’s his dad.
Outside, Matthew’s dad and a younger, cocky-looking man stand on the porch of what looks like a seriously nice mansion. Dad is yelling for Matthew, but the younger one says Matthew doesn’t know him. Matthew’s dad demands to see his son, but the younger one says Matthew was an orphan when he met him. The two guys argue, Dad accusing the younger one of manipulating a screwed-up kid, and the younger one blaming Dad for screwing him up in the first place. The younger one says Matthew has free will, and challenges Dad to call to him. This he does, saying that he and Beth want Matthew to come home.
Back inside, Matthew hastily steps into his pants and goes to the window, and he and his dad look at each other for a moment, but then Matthew steps back and closes the curtains. The younger guy outside smirks and says Matthew’s got a new father now. Man, somebody really needs to slam this guy’s face into a table. Oh, wait. Getting ahead of myself here. Anyway, clearly defeated, Dad turns around and leaves.
Daylight comes, and we see Matthew lying dead on the front porch of what looks to be a different house, a note on his chest that reads, “Father, I’m free. Goodbye. Matthew.” From the paperwork we see in the typewriter, the death has been ruled a suicide.
Present Day
Scotty and Lilly are in the squad room, talking to a blonde woman with an adorable pixie haircut. She’s telling them that she and Matthew used to be close, but that Matthew drifted after their mother killed herself. He joined the First Generation, which Lilly tactfully calls a “group,” but the blonde insists was a cult. She says Matthew cut off all ties, and since Jonestown had just happened, they were afraid the First Generation was planning something similar, so they hired a “deprogrammer” to try and get Matthew out of the cult. She says the deprogrammer, Bill Crawford, took Matthew to a hotel room, where they all tried to convince him to leave, but the blonde says ultimately they left Matthew alone with Crawford, and the next day Matthew turned up dead from cyanide poisoning on their front porch. The blonde says they all thought it was suicide, but then she pulls a newspaper clipping from her purse which suggests Crawford may have killed someone he was trying to rescue. The girl died of an asthma attack, she says, and Crawford dosed her with poison to cover it up, even forging a suicide note.
Scotty is distracted then by the arrival of Calamity Jane! No, wait..sorry…it’s Anna Mayes, his old colleague from West. She gives him a wave and a sad smile, then heads into Stillman’s office, where she tells him they found a floater in the Schuylkill that morning. I have no idea how they get “Skoo-kle” from “Schuylkill,” but there you have it. Stillman seems confused as to why Anna is coming to him, but she says their floater is someone they know: Elisa. Stillman looks out the window of his office at Scotty, clearly thinking what we all are at home. Oh, snap!
Credits.
Squad room. Lilly and Jeffries are examining the suicide note, which seems standard, but Lilly says it could have been written by the deprogrammer. Vera comes up, and after asking what the boss wanted with Valens, gives us the 49 on Matthew Adams: straight-arrow 20-year-old, pre-med at Penn, but then drops out, dyes his hair black, and starts hanging out at The Arsenal, which Jeffries informs us was a popular punk slam-dancing spot. Vera goes on to say that Matthew joined the cult in June of 1978. Jeffries says he remembers those First Generation nuts; their leader, Maurice Warfield, who’s now in jail, wanted to start a new generation with himself as their father. Vera says a raid of the mansion found cyanide, enough for each member. Lilly theorizes that they were planning their own Jonestown, but Matthew’s death seems to have stopped it. Lilly says the deprogrammer is their first stop.
A river, presumably the Schuylkill. Scotty and Stillman are walking along its banks. A confused Scotty half-jokingly asks Stillman if Anna’s getting his job, and Stillman brought him all the way out there to tell him. Stillman says it’s about Elisa. Scotty stops and asks Stillman if she’s in trouble. After a pause, Stillman says that they found her that morning in the Schuylkill River, that it looks like she jumped, but Anna is working the case. Scotty, clearly in shock, says that can’t be; Elisa wouldn’t have jumped, she’s scared of heights, and she was getting better, and he needs to go talk to Anna. All Stillman can say is that he’s sorry. Still trying to absorb the information, Scotty is silent for a minute, then walks off.
The deprogrammer’s lair. Lilly and Jeffries are interviewing Crawford, whose beard is simply astounding. After some discussion of his recent “accident,” Lilly asks if Matthew was an accident, too. Crawford tells her she’s off by a mile, that Matthew crawled out the hotel’s bathroom window and he never saw him again. Jeffries presses him, saying Crawford’s clearly not above breaking the law doing business, and Crawford turns the tables, asking if it was their loved one, wouldn’t they want him to do everything he could? Lilly instructs him to tell them about Matthew, and Crawford says that, like every job, it started with a rescue. Jeffries calls it a kidnapping, but Crawford insists he was the good guy.
A younger Crawford, his astounding beard in its infancy, breaks down the door, gun drawn, and demands to see Matthew. The younger, cocky guy, who we now know is Maurice, says there’s no Matthew there, but Crawford cocks the gun, scaring the other cultlings, and apparently this works, because we see Matthew being dragged out of the mansion and thrown into a van, where his dad and sister are waiting. Matthew demands to know what’s going on, and his dad and sister immediately begin reminding him of his name, his address, his sports allegiances, but all Matthew will say is that it’s three days until Zero Hour.
Jeffries asks what Zero Hour was, and Crawford explains it was the appointed time for the mass suicide, then theorizes that Matthew may have killed himself early so nobody would stop him. Crawford brags about his 90% success rate, but says that that Warfield character messed Matthew’s head up good.
Jail. We meet the famous Maurice Warfield, who greets Lilly and Jeffries by saying that the serious faces of the law are just trying to hide the fact that they’re the same scared children they always were. Whoa. Has Maurice been talking to George Marks? This issue isn’t addressed, though, as Lilly asks Maurice about Matthew Adams. Maurice says that Matthew was an artist whose father tried to fill his head with science, and all Maurice was doing was trying to illustrate that Matthew had a choice, which he points out isn’t against the law. Jeffries rebuts that tax fraud and statutory rape sure are, but Maurice says he considers himself wrongly detained, that he doesn’t accept their laws. Well, accept them or not, you’re still in jail, pal. Jeffries asks him how he found Matthew, and Maurice says he found him in a lost place.
A punk bar with Mohawks and slam-dancing, and “I Wanna Be Sedated” by the Ramones, presumably The Arsenal. Maurice and another guy are standing there, watching a crowd of dancers, and they see Matthew get into a fight with a guy who has a truly outstanding Mohawk. Seriously, the hair in this episode is Un. Real. Maurice goes and breaks up the fight without a word, and Outstanding Mohawk Guy goes back to slam-dancing, but Matthew comes up to the bar, where Maurice has rejoined his friend and has his arm around Disturbing Bangs Girl. Matthew doesn’t believe he knows Maurice, but Maurice says he knows Matthew: a rebel boy in combat boots and Gucci socks. Heh. He goes on to guess that Matthew’s mad because Maurice broke up the fight before Matthew had a chance to get his a** kicked. Matthew asks, as any reasonable person might, why he’d want that, and Maurice says the world is full of pain, and that’s his chance to control it. Matthew brushes Maurice off, so Maurice turns to Plan B: Disturbing Bangs Girl. This, we see as they smile at each other, apparently works.
Maurice explains that Matthew needed a place to crash, so he came to stay with them. When asked about his death, Maurice blames “the commando,” who came in and took Matthew, and none of them ever saw him again. Lilly asks about the cyanide, and Maurice insists there was no mass suicide planned, not even a cult. Just an ideal, he says forlornly, and that the First Generation is a thing of the past.
Squad room. Vera and Lilly say that abrasions on Matthew’s back indicate he was dragged, pointing to homicide, but that Crawford is off the hook, having hopped a plane to Miami that night. Stillman and Jeffries walk in then, and Stillman tells them about Elisa. Lilly and Vera both look stunned, and Lil asks where Scotty is. Stillman replies that he’s at home, and Lilly says they should go to him, and starts to get up, but Jeffries says Scotty needs time, and Stillman agrees.
Lilly’s apartment. She comes in, still clearly heartbroken for Scotty, and picks up the phone, presumably to call him, but then she notices that a window is open, and someone has painted “Obey The F1rst Generation” on her wall. Oh, snap!
When next we see it, Lil’s place is hopping, with CSU, Stillman, and Jeffries all there. The CSU investigator says they were able to get a print from the window. Stillman, Jeffries, and Lil all state the obvious, that for a thing of the past, First Generation sure is organized. Jeffries concludes Maurice must be running the cult from prison, and they speculate as to who the outside man might be. Vera comes in then, saying Lilly has nice neighbors, but they didn’t see squat. Jeffries continues theorizing, saying Maurice mentioned two names, Nick and Allison, but Vera isn’t paying attention. He’s having a Close Encounter of the Feline Kind. He asks Lil what’s wrong with her cats, and she clearly doesn’t even see their flaws anymore, because she says nothing’s wrong with them. Vera gives her a yeah, okay, whatever look and turns to leave. Heh. Stillman asks Lilly if she’s okay, and she shakes her head and just says, “Scotty.” Aw. Stillman, by the way, has had a heck of a day. First he has to tell Scotty about Elisa, and now he has to deal with Lil’s apartment getting broken into. I’d like to buy that man a beer.
West. Scotty walks in, trying to avoid the stares of his former colleagues, and stops at Anna’s desk, where he tells her that he’s there to pick up Elisa’s stuff. Anna hands him a brown paper bag, and Scotty asks if she’s gotten the scene photos yet. She says she hasn’t, and he tells her he wants to see them. She says there’s no reason for that, but, in a wavery voice, he insists. He starts to leave, but she says there was a note addressed to him, and hands him an envelope. Y’all, we can see Scotty’s heart breaking as he asks Anna where she found it, and she responds that it was on Elisa’s bed. Scotty tucks the note into his coat pocket, and Anna starts to tell him that anytime he wants to talk, she’s there, but Scotty’s having none of that. The tears about to spill over, he says he’s gotta jet, and Anna calls after him, saying she wants to help him, but he tosses her a lopsided smile, says he’s good, and leaves. Well, if that’s “good,” I’d hate to see what “bad” looks like.
A church. Vera and Jeffries are interviewing Nick, the other guy from the bar. Nick insists he no longer has anything to do with the cult, that he washed his hands of Maurice Warfield twenty-five years ago. The detectives ask who might have had it out for Matthew, and Nick responds that Maurice would have, because false gods can be wrathful. Vera says they don’t speak cult. Hee. Nick translates, and then goes on to explain about the initiation rite, where Matthew spent three days in total darkness.
Cult Mansion, where The Cars serenade us with “Moving In Stereo.” Maurice fetches a shirtless Matthew from a dark room, where he babbles about being alone, and then Maurice tells him his past no longer exists, and invites him to stay with them, if he wants, so they can show him what a family really is. Matthew is flattered and says he’ll stay, and Maurice gestures to the other cultlings in the room and tells Matthew to choose someone, anyone to love. Matthew is thrilled. A home, a family, and nookie, all in one place? Sha-zam! His eyes immediately fall on Disturbing Bangs Girl, who we learn is Allison, and, after a pause where we see that Maurice is clearly not okay with this, he motions to her. Allison asks if this is okay, and Maurice replies that Matthew has chosen her. He joins their hands and tells them they’ll be together one month, no more, and asks Matthew if he understands. I think all that Matthew understands, or cares about, at this point is that he’s about to get it on with Allison, so he agrees readily.
This complicated cult case is starting to look like your standard love triangle, and Vera asks, just for clarification, if Maurice was angry because Matthew was “bangin’ her past the cult expiration date.” Man, Vera is getting some awesome lines in this episode! Nick clarifies that Maurice was angry because Matthew, in the words of Eric Cartman, didn’t respect Maurice’s authori-tah.
Tattoo parlor. Stillman and Lilly are there to interview Allison, whose bangs are thankfully grown-out and much less disturbing. After imparting us with a seemingly unimportant bit of information, that all of Allison’s tattoos are her own design, Lil asks her about Matthew. Allison says that the love of your life vanishes at gunpoint, you never see him again, yeah, he crosses your mind from time to time. Stillman asks her about being Maurice’s girl, and she says Maurice had a lot of girls. The detectives ask if she was special, and she says no, that being a “father figure” was more important to Maurice than anything else, and that he allowed her and Matthew to stay together “past the cult expiration date” (tm Vera). Lilly asks if she has any idea who Maurice’s outside contact might be, but Allison just shakes her head, saying Maurice had a lot of sway over a lot of people, and when asked, says Maurice made her feel special right after the end of a bad marriage. Stillman asks how she got out of the cult, and Allison says it was when Matthew died, that it was the biggest loss of her life. Lilly asks if Allison thinks Matthew committed suicide, and Allison shrugs and says they were all pretty messed up back then. When asked what she’d say if they told her it was homicide, Allison immediately points to Matthew’s dad.
A medical lab, where we hear “Accidents Will Happen” by Elvis Costello & The Attractions. Matthew unlocks a cabinet full of pills, and finds what he’s looking for: cyanide. He and Allison are turning to leave when Matthew’s dad shows up, thinking he came to talk. Matthew says they ran out of things to talk about a long time ago. Dad then asks what Matthew’s doing there, but all Matthew says is that he’ll find out. Dad accuses him of being after narcotics, then turns his attention to Allison, asking if she’s “one of them.” Matthew protests that Allison loves him, and Dad says those zombies are controlling his mind. Matthew fires back that that’s his dad’s specialty. Dad retorts that Matthew is like his mother in all the worst ways, and Matthew responds that he will never forgive the secret. Then he and Allison walk out, hand in hand.
Lilly and Stillman are clearly curious about “the secret,” but Allison says she never knew what it was. She does enlighten them, though, about Zero Hour. It wasn’t a mass suicide, but a mass patricide: the ultimate act of loyalty to Maurice.